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ThePelvicWoo Ballot for 2022 Week 2

Ballot Type: Hybrid

Submitted: Sept. 6, 2022, 1:09 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Relying heavily on Beta_Rank but making slight adjustments based on actual wins/losses, and adjusting for coaching changes/transfers which the model does not account for

Rank Team Reason
1 Alabama Crimson Tide Damn Alabama, you scary
2 Georgia Bulldogs Damn Georgia, you scary
3 Ohio State Buckeyes Damn Ohio State, you not as scary
4 Clemson Tigers Damn Clemson, figure out your offense
5 Michigan Wolverines Damn Michigan, you made Jay Norvell look like shit
6 Oklahoma Sooners Damn Oklahoma, UTEP sucks
7 Texas A&M Aggies Damn Texas A&M, only 31 points against a cupcake
8 Mississippi State Bulldogs Clanga Clanga mother fuckers
9 Wisconsin Badgers Beta_Rank loves you so we'll go with it
10 Oklahoma State Cowboys Damn Oklahoma State, figure out your defense
11 USC Trojans Damn USC, your offense scary
12 Miami Hurricanes Miami is back(?)
13 Auburn Tigers Beta_Rank loves you but you ain't staying up here for long
14 Utah Utes Damn Utah, maybe try tackling Anthony Richardson next time
15 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Damn Notre Dame, try scoring more points next time
16 Penn State Nittany Lions Damn Penn State, you almost lost to Purdue
17 Ole Miss Rebels Damn Ole Miss, only 28 points against Troy? Where's that Kiffin offense?
18 Air Force Falcons Damn Air Force, 582 rushing yards? You scary!
19 Tennessee Volunteers Damn Tennessee, your offense scary!
20 Minnesota Golden Gophers Damn Minnesota, you boring!
21 NC State Wolfpack Damn NC State, you won because ECU's kicker sucks ass!
22 BYU Cougars Damn BYU, you mormon!
23 Texas Longhorns Damn Texas, you barely ranked!
24 Washington Huskies Damn Washington, you figured out how to play offense!
25 Florida Gators Damn Anthony Richardson, you scary! Take care of business and Beta_Rank will move you up in due time

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