Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 6, 2022, 7:20 p.m.
Overall Rationale: vibes
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
The defending national champions just shellacked the #11 team in the nation 49 to 3. F o r t y n i n e t o t h r e e. They deserve first till proven otherwise. |
| 2 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
alabama |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
OSU beat the #5 team while hosting a second half shutout. Early season rust aside, this team is very talented. |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
51-7 beatdown of CSU aside, Michigan is a top-to-bottom team. Deep lines, great RB room, improved Secondary. As the defending B1G Champs, I think a top 4 slot is fair, unless they start looking like garbage. |
| 5 |
Clemson Tigers
|
If DJ is their QB for any more this season this place won't hold. |
| 6 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Meh. Hosted a shutout. Solid enough to keep place and not move around too drastically. |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
https://www.cmcdefense.com/blog/2016/march/jail-sentencing-for-assault-on-a-minor/ |
| 8 |
Baylor Bears
|
The last time a beatdown this badly occurred in Waco, the ATF was involved. |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Good outing for Marcus Freeman, but the offense remains a serious concern going into the season. |
| 10 |
Florida Gators
|
They had one mediocre season under Dan Mullen. ONE. All of the sudden they're not good anymore? ok |
| 11 |
Arkansas Razorbacks
|
pigs |
| 12 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
A weirdly close outing against Western for a second there, but a solid victory in the end. Defensive injuries are a bitch, though. |
| 13 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
A great comeback win against a bitter rival. Maybe they're good, maybe they're shit, maybe they're pitt, - either way, I think a top 15 slot is fair for now. |
| 14 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Graham Mertz still sucks, good win tho |
| 15 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
The lack of defensive pressure in the second half nearly costed the Cowboys the game. They allowed 44 points in all. Against a MAC team. A slight drop, but harshly penalizing for wins seems unfair (ignore my future hypocrisy) |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
sad ute |
| 17 |
USC Trojans
|
ate the rice |
| 18 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
Can someone please fix the fucking NC State logo already? Anyway, shit game, should've lost. Here's #18. |
| 19 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
I don't get the Hurricane hype, but man did they beat the shit out of Bethune Cookman. Guess you could say they got |
| 20 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
You're a good team. I feel like I should rank you higher. I cannot find it in my bones to do. Hope you keep winning deacs |
| 21 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
I wish Troy was really good so I could make another "there hasn't been a beatdown of Troy this badly since" joke. Good win, not Lane Kiffin-esque, they didn't go for 2 up 46. |
| 22 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Grimy win against the Redhawks. 22 seems fair. |
| 23 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
I hate the fact that they were unranked. Never doubt the Golden Gophers, - they're going to Indy this year. |
| 24 |
UCLA Bruins
|
I really don't anyone's reading this, BUT, if you are, become a UCLA truther with me. Yada yada Chip Kelly can't recruit yada yada. Who cares? Recruiting is for nerds? He inherited a dumpster fire of a team and has improved the record every single year, going 8-4 last year. You might say to yourself "but they were down 17-7 to fucking Bowling Green" - and you'd be wrong. Well you're right, but it's only because of three extremely flukey turnovers to start the game. They then proceeded to go on a 38-0 scoring run, win 45-17, and outgained BG in yards 626-162. This team has a star QB and RB, a solid OLine, and a much more disciplined defense. Now look at their schedule, - it's piss. I see an easy 10-2 run in their future. UCLA will be good this year, mark my words |
| 25 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Beating a good Purdue team on the road is good. I'd rank them higher but I'm scared |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Baylor Bears
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Arkansas Razorbacks
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.15 |
| 14 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.04 |
| 15 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
0.40 |
| 24 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.95 |
| 25 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |