Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 6, 2022, 7:20 p.m.
Overall Rationale: vibes
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | The defending national champions just shellacked the #11 team in the nation 49 to 3. F o r t y n i n e t o t h r e e. They deserve first till proven otherwise. |
2 | Alabama Crimson Tide | alabama |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | OSU beat the #5 team while hosting a second half shutout. Early season rust aside, this team is very talented. |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | 51-7 beatdown of CSU aside, Michigan is a top-to-bottom team. Deep lines, great RB room, improved Secondary. As the defending B1G Champs, I think a top 4 slot is fair, unless they start looking like garbage. |
5 | Clemson Tigers | If DJ is their QB for any more this season this place won't hold. |
6 | Texas A&M Aggies | Meh. Hosted a shutout. Solid enough to keep place and not move around too drastically. |
7 | Oklahoma Sooners | https://www.cmcdefense.com/blog/2016/march/jail-sentencing-for-assault-on-a-minor/ |
8 | Baylor Bears | The last time a beatdown this badly occurred in Waco, the ATF was involved. |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Good outing for Marcus Freeman, but the offense remains a serious concern going into the season. |
10 | Florida Gators | They had one mediocre season under Dan Mullen. ONE. All of the sudden they're not good anymore? ok |
11 | Arkansas Razorbacks | pigs |
12 | Michigan State Spartans | A weirdly close outing against Western for a second there, but a solid victory in the end. Defensive injuries are a bitch, though. |
13 | Pittsburgh Panthers | A great comeback win against a bitter rival. Maybe they're good, maybe they're shit, maybe they're pitt, - either way, I think a top 15 slot is fair for now. |
14 | Wisconsin Badgers | Graham Mertz still sucks, good win tho |
15 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | The lack of defensive pressure in the second half nearly costed the Cowboys the game. They allowed 44 points in all. Against a MAC team. A slight drop, but harshly penalizing for wins seems unfair (ignore my future hypocrisy) |
16 | Utah Utes | sad ute |
17 | USC Trojans | ate the rice |
18 | NC State Wolfpack | Can someone please fix the fucking NC State logo already? Anyway, shit game, should've lost. Here's #18. |
19 | Miami Hurricanes | I don't get the Hurricane hype, but man did they beat the shit out of Bethune Cookman. Guess you could say they got |
20 | Wake Forest Demon Deacons | You're a good team. I feel like I should rank you higher. I cannot find it in my bones to do. Hope you keep winning deacs |
21 | Ole Miss Rebels | I wish Troy was really good so I could make another "there hasn't been a beatdown of Troy this badly since" joke. Good win, not Lane Kiffin-esque, they didn't go for 2 up 46. |
22 | Kentucky Wildcats | Grimy win against the Redhawks. 22 seems fair. |
23 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | I hate the fact that they were unranked. Never doubt the Golden Gophers, - they're going to Indy this year. |
24 | UCLA Bruins | I really don't anyone's reading this, BUT, if you are, become a UCLA truther with me. Yada yada Chip Kelly can't recruit yada yada. Who cares? Recruiting is for nerds? He inherited a dumpster fire of a team and has improved the record every single year, going 8-4 last year. You might say to yourself "but they were down 17-7 to fucking Bowling Green" - and you'd be wrong. Well you're right, but it's only because of three extremely flukey turnovers to start the game. They then proceeded to go on a 38-0 scoring run, win 45-17, and outgained BG in yards 626-162. This team has a star QB and RB, a solid OLine, and a much more disciplined defense. Now look at their schedule, - it's piss. I see an easy 10-2 run in their future. UCLA will be good this year, mark my words |
25 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Beating a good Purdue team on the road is good. I'd rank them higher but I'm scared |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
5 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
6 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
7 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
8 | Baylor Bears | 0.00 |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
10 | Florida Gators | 0.00 |
11 | Arkansas Razorbacks | 0.00 |
12 | Michigan State Spartans | 0.00 |
13 | Pittsburgh Panthers | 0.15 |
14 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.04 |
15 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
16 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
17 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
18 | NC State Wolfpack | 0.00 |
19 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
20 | Wake Forest Demon Deacons | 0.00 |
21 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
22 | Kentucky Wildcats | 0.00 |
23 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | 0.40 |
24 | UCLA Bruins | 0.95 |
25 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |