Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 6, 2022, 7:22 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Still Just random ass interpretations lmao
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Beat top 5 team. Staying number 1. |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | Holy cow. We'll wait to see how this oregon win develops but think of the children. |
3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Just beat some scrubs |
4 | Baylor Bears | Beat some scrubs |
5 | Michigan Wolverines | Beat some scrubs |
6 | Clemson Tigers | That was not convincing but you blew them out once you learned what tempo is. |
7 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | You actually exceeded my expectations so you don't go down that much. Just don't fuck up more like i think you will. |
8 | Texas A&M Aggies | Beat some scrubs |
9 | Michigan State Spartans | Beat some scrubs |
10 | Arkansas Razorbacks | Solid victory over Cincy |
11 | Oklahoma Sooners | Beat some scrubs. |
12 | NC State Wolfpack | Not convincing at all. I swear to god i want you to win but all you are doing is failing. |
13 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Um Oklahoma State are you good? Please be more convincing next week. |
14 | Utah Utes | This is probably too cruel. Again who knows how good Florida actually is. Anthony Richardson at least looks like the NFL prospect that he is. I have some sympathy as you had to play in a tough road environment anyway. A reminder that they were only favored by like 2.5 in pregame. |
15 | Wisconsin Badgers | Beat some scrubs. |
16 | Miami Hurricanes | You're permanently here until you travel to aggieland. That's still crazy that you have to go to kyle field lmao what a culture clash. |
17 | Kentucky Wildcats | Beat some scrubs. |
18 | Pittsburgh Panthers | That wasn't entirely convincing or top 25 worthy but you won the Brawl and that's all that matters. Now on to Tennessee. Holy shit what a nonconf. |
19 | Wake Forest Demon Deacons | beat scrubs |
20 | Fresno State Bulldogs | beat scrubs |
21 | BYU Cougars | beat scrubs. Have fun against baylor this week :) |
22 | Florida Gators | Damn that was a good win. Maybe we hated you a bit too much. You sure as fuck are not top 15 like the AP pollsters say because of that but obviously if you play better the rnaking will adjust. |
23 | Cincinnati Bearcats | Unfortunate loss. It was a close battle so you don't fall too far but that's goodbye to virtually all chances of you making the playoff again. |
24 | Tennessee Volunteers | Beat some fools. I guess i'll move you here. I have no fucking clue. You win your staying power this week if you can. |
25 | Oregon Ducks | Holy shit that was fucking awful. Maybe Georgia is that good and it's another year where the top 3 are just miles above everyone else. For that reason i'm keeping you in for now but what the fuck was that. Probably should drop this Bum Bo Nix out the top but maybe it was just georgia being georgia ok. Idk at this point. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 1.12 |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
4 | Baylor Bears | 0.52 |
5 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
6 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
7 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.28 |
8 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
9 | Michigan State Spartans | 0.32 |
10 | Arkansas Razorbacks | 0.02 |
11 | Oklahoma Sooners | -0.03 |
12 | NC State Wolfpack | 0.98 |
13 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
14 | Utah Utes | 0.11 |
15 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
16 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
17 | Kentucky Wildcats | 0.00 |
18 | Pittsburgh Panthers | 0.00 |
19 | Wake Forest Demon Deacons | 0.05 |
20 | Fresno State Bulldogs | 4.91 |
21 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
22 | Florida Gators | -0.71 |
23 | Cincinnati Bearcats | 0.00 |
24 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
25 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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USC Trojans | 1.00 |
Ole Miss Rebels | 0.29 |
Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.10 |
Total Score: 10.43