Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 4, 2018, 11:07 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Louisville may turn out to be a poor comparison, but the Tide sure looked damn good. |
| 2 |
Auburn Tigers
|
Owners of the best win on the season through 1 week! |
| 3 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Poor Lane. |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Ho hum. Really looking forward to the South Carolina game. |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Urban bourbon. Who needs him? |
| 6 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Took it to Furman like a furry... |
| 7 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
Solid dismantling of a quality SDSU team. |
| 8 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
It may not have looked pretty, but it's still a very good win. |
| 9 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Boy, Joel Stave has really improved. |
| 10 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
Is it too much to ask for another WVU/Clemson game? |
| 11 |
LSU Tigers
|
Miami bad? LSU back? Maybe both? Maybe none. |
| 12 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
Dat defense doe. |
| 13 |
UCF Knights
|
More like McKenzie MILFton, right? |
| 14 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
I mean, sure. |
| 15 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
He's a man! He's 51! |
| 16 |
USC Trojans
|
You'd like to think we didn't watch the first 3 quarters against UNLV, would you? |
| 17 |
Washington Huskies
|
Maybe a little harsh. It's early. You'll get back there. |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Didn't look good. But maybe that's just ND being better? |
| 19 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
I actually think App State is good... But don't go to OT at home against them. |
| 20 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Helluva 2nd quarter. |
| 21 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Really nice win. Big improvement from last year. Watch out. |
| 22 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Turned a popular-ish upset pick into a blowout. That'll get ya a ranking. |
| 23 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
Pur-who? |
| 24 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
I don't trust you. But I like you. |
| 25 |
California Golden Bears
|
Because they beat a P5 team. That's enough to get a point. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.88 |
| 3 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.22 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
0.77 |
| 8 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.10 |
| 11 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
UCF Knights
|
0.24 |
| 14 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
1.10 |
| 16 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.42 |
| 19 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.85 |
| 23 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
California Golden Bears
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Michigan State Spartans
|
1.24 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.92 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.16 |
Total Score: 6.90