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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2023 Week 7

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 8, 2023, 9:08 a.m.

Overall Rationale: I was on a date all day Saturday and saw no football but given the weirdness of results I’m recalibrating purely off record and vibes

Rank Team Reason
1 Michigan Wolverines As far as I can tell they’re the best in the B1G but they also haven’t played anyone good yet
2 Florida State Seminoles I don’t like having you here but here we are. Honestly if y’all have another weak week you’re dropping out of the top 5
3 Georgia Bulldogs I’ll rank you lower don’t challenge me. Good job beating Kentucky more convincingly than Ohio State did Maryland
4 Ohio State Buckeyes First half is why I am reluctant to say y’all are better than Michigan even with the ND win which in fairness is dropping anyways
5 Oklahoma Sooners HAHAHAHA YES
6 Penn State Nittany Lions Make me put you higher, I like y’all better than the other two teams
7 Oregon Ducks The trio of PAC starts the same
8 USC Trojans USC should be nervous
9 Washington Huskies Washington is coming for that spot
10 North Carolina Tar Heels I don’t think y’all are the tenth best but idk who would be ahead of you
11 Alabama Crimson Tide :(
12 Texas Longhorns Hahahahaha I don’t care that the Aggies lost bc y’all did too
13 Duke Blue Devils Not sure if they should be ahead of Louisville but I like the look of Duke better
14 Louisville Cardinals Hi Louisville play more convincingly consistently. Also if you figure that out could you teach the Aggies and Gators
15 Oregon State Beavers In a weird weekend OR St finds itself atop the second tier of the PAC
16 Utah Utes Utah inherits second
17 Washington State Cougars Wazzu is for some reason below OR St
18 UCLA Bruins And UCLA returns but below Wazzu for some reason (the reason is my brain is smooth)
19 Ole Miss Rebels Some SEC schools that are probably overrated but then again everyone below the top 10 are probably overrated
20 Missouri Tigers Close loss the LSU hurts but also not bad
21 Kentucky Wildcats Too bad, better luck in 42 years or whatever weird ass cycle y’all are on
22 Miami Hurricanes Y’all lost to Georgia Tech? Really? What the actual fuck y’all. I think this is a good team and do not understand how y’all could fumble that but that’s y’all’s problem I suppose
23 Maryland Terrapins First half looked good vs Ohio State, I think of y’all similarly to Mizzou and Kentucky. Which is to say not that good but damn everyone else is too busy shitting themselves
24 Air Force Falcons You’ve taken the spot of my Sweet Prince JMU as the only G5 school ranked. Don’t screw it up chair force
25 West Virginia Mountaineers I want JMU in this spot but WVU needs a SVU for the teams they’re killing. Someone interview Penn State as a witness. I actually have no faith in WVU but this weeks total recalibration of ~vibes~ as the kids say put them here. I think that’s also what the kids call a vibe check. Example use in a sentence: “WVU just vibe checked TCU”

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