Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 8, 2023, 9:08 a.m.
Overall Rationale: I was on a date all day Saturday and saw no football but given the weirdness of results I’m recalibrating purely off record and vibes
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
As far as I can tell they’re the best in the B1G but they also haven’t played anyone good yet |
| 2 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
I don’t like having you here but here we are. Honestly if y’all have another weak week you’re dropping out of the top 5 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
I’ll rank you lower don’t challenge me. Good job beating Kentucky more convincingly than Ohio State did Maryland |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
First half is why I am reluctant to say y’all are better than Michigan even with the ND win which in fairness is dropping anyways |
| 5 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
HAHAHAHA YES |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Make me put you higher, I like y’all better than the other two teams |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
The trio of PAC starts the same |
| 8 |
USC Trojans
|
USC should be nervous |
| 9 |
Washington Huskies
|
Washington is coming for that spot |
| 10 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
I don’t think y’all are the tenth best but idk who would be ahead of you |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
:( |
| 12 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Hahahahaha I don’t care that the Aggies lost bc y’all did too |
| 13 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Not sure if they should be ahead of Louisville but I like the look of Duke better |
| 14 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Hi Louisville play more convincingly consistently. Also if you figure that out could you teach the Aggies and Gators |
| 15 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
In a weird weekend OR St finds itself atop the second tier of the PAC |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
Utah inherits second |
| 17 |
Washington State Cougars
|
Wazzu is for some reason below OR St |
| 18 |
UCLA Bruins
|
And UCLA returns but below Wazzu for some reason (the reason is my brain is smooth) |
| 19 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Some SEC schools that are probably overrated but then again everyone below the top 10 are probably overrated |
| 20 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Close loss the LSU hurts but also not bad |
| 21 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Too bad, better luck in 42 years or whatever weird ass cycle y’all are on |
| 22 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Y’all lost to Georgia Tech? Really? What the actual fuck y’all. I think this is a good team and do not understand how y’all could fumble that but that’s y’all’s problem I suppose |
| 23 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
First half looked good vs Ohio State, I think of y’all similarly to Mizzou and Kentucky. Which is to say not that good but damn everyone else is too busy shitting themselves |
| 24 |
Air Force Falcons
|
You’ve taken the spot of my Sweet Prince JMU as the only G5 school ranked. Don’t screw it up chair force |
| 25 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
I want JMU in this spot but WVU needs a SVU for the teams they’re killing. Someone interview Penn State as a witness. I actually have no faith in WVU but this weeks total recalibration of ~vibes~ as the kids say put them here. I think that’s also what the kids call a vibe check. Example use in a sentence: “WVU just vibe checked TCU” |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.07 |
| 2 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.61 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
USC Trojans
|
0.14 |
| 9 |
Washington Huskies
|
-0.44 |
| 10 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.09 |
| 13 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
1.09 |
| 14 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.33 |
| 20 |
Missouri Tigers
|
2.00 |
| 21 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.44 |
| 22 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.14 |
| 23 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
0.66 |
| 24 |
Air Force Falcons
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.47 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.53 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.45 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.19 |
Total Score: 7.63