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just-regular-I-guess Ballot for 2022 Week 5

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 25, 2022, 2:01 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Gut Instinct and Misguided Feelings, oh, and Alcohol!

Rank Team Reason
1 Georgia Bulldogs They continue to demonstrate an ability to play football
2 Ohio State Buckeyes They good
3 Alabama Crimson Tide They good
4 Michigan Wolverines Tailored Kahkis
5 Clemson Tigers Squeaked by
6 Kentucky Wildcats They good
7 Tennessee Volunteers Shades of 1998 (particularly the first 50 minutes of the 1998 Arkansas game)
8 USC Trojans East coast bias
9 Oklahoma State Cowboys They good
10 Ole Miss Rebels Really, Tulsa?
11 Utah Utes Cruising
12 NC State Wolfpack Give me the designer wolf!
13 Penn State Nittany Lions Continue to play football
14 Florida State Seminoles I heard the horse crapped on the field, but the team didn't
15 Oregon Ducks Wife asked if we're out of dish soap, lost all train of though, like their defense
16 Syracuse Orange Kings of the NORTH!
17 Kansas Jayhawks We want Texas!
18 Arkansas Razorbacks Lost to a team that lost to App State
19 Washington Huskies The W stands for winning
20 Texas A&M Aggies I have zero idea what to make of the App State loss and neither do any of you!
21 Oklahoma Sooners Named after a group of cheaters, heading in the wrong direction
22 Texas Tech Red Raiders Beat Kansas' arch-rival
23 Minnesota Golden Gophers 4-0, I like Hockey!
24 Baylor Bears Back in the top 25
25 Coastal Carolina Chanticleers 4-0, beat an actual Army

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