Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 25, 2022, 2:01 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Gut Instinct and Misguided Feelings, oh, and Alcohol!
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | They continue to demonstrate an ability to play football |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | They good |
3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | They good |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | Tailored Kahkis |
5 | Clemson Tigers | Squeaked by |
6 | Kentucky Wildcats | They good |
7 | Tennessee Volunteers | Shades of 1998 (particularly the first 50 minutes of the 1998 Arkansas game) |
8 | USC Trojans | East coast bias |
9 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | They good |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | Really, Tulsa? |
11 | Utah Utes | Cruising |
12 | NC State Wolfpack | Give me the designer wolf! |
13 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Continue to play football |
14 | Florida State Seminoles | I heard the horse crapped on the field, but the team didn't |
15 | Oregon Ducks | Wife asked if we're out of dish soap, lost all train of though, like their defense |
16 | Syracuse Orange | Kings of the NORTH! |
17 | Kansas Jayhawks | We want Texas! |
18 | Arkansas Razorbacks | Lost to a team that lost to App State |
19 | Washington Huskies | The W stands for winning |
20 | Texas A&M Aggies | I have zero idea what to make of the App State loss and neither do any of you! |
21 | Oklahoma Sooners | Named after a group of cheaters, heading in the wrong direction |
22 | Texas Tech Red Raiders | Beat Kansas' arch-rival |
23 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | 4-0, I like Hockey! |
24 | Baylor Bears | Back in the top 25 |
25 | Coastal Carolina Chanticleers | 4-0, beat an actual Army |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
5 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
6 | Kentucky Wildcats | 0.19 |
7 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
8 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
9 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.24 |
11 | Utah Utes | 0.61 |
12 | NC State Wolfpack | 0.00 |
13 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
14 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
15 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
16 | Syracuse Orange | 0.68 |
17 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.00 |
18 | Arkansas Razorbacks | 0.27 |
19 | Washington Huskies | -0.35 |
20 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
21 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
22 | Texas Tech Red Raiders | 2.79 |
23 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | -0.52 |
24 | Baylor Bears | -0.38 |
25 | Coastal Carolina Chanticleers | 0.00 |