Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 25, 2022, 2:01 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Gut Instinct and Misguided Feelings, oh, and Alcohol!
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
They continue to demonstrate an ability to play football |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
They good |
| 3 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
They good |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Tailored Kahkis |
| 5 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Squeaked by |
| 6 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
They good |
| 7 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Shades of 1998 (particularly the first 50 minutes of the 1998 Arkansas game) |
| 8 |
USC Trojans
|
East coast bias |
| 9 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
They good |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Really, Tulsa? |
| 11 |
Utah Utes
|
Cruising |
| 12 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
Give me the designer wolf! |
| 13 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Continue to play football |
| 14 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
I heard the horse crapped on the field, but the team didn't |
| 15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Wife asked if we're out of dish soap, lost all train of though, like their defense |
| 16 |
Syracuse Orange
|
Kings of the NORTH! |
| 17 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
We want Texas! |
| 18 |
Arkansas Razorbacks
|
Lost to a team that lost to App State |
| 19 |
Washington Huskies
|
The W stands for winning |
| 20 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
I have zero idea what to make of the App State loss and neither do any of you! |
| 21 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Named after a group of cheaters, heading in the wrong direction |
| 22 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Beat Kansas' arch-rival |
| 23 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
4-0, I like Hockey! |
| 24 |
Baylor Bears
|
Back in the top 25 |
| 25 |
Coastal Carolina Chanticleers
|
4-0, beat an actual Army |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.19 |
| 7 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.24 |
| 11 |
Utah Utes
|
0.61 |
| 12 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Syracuse Orange
|
0.68 |
| 17 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Arkansas Razorbacks
|
0.27 |
| 19 |
Washington Huskies
|
-0.35 |
| 20 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
2.79 |
| 23 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
-0.52 |
| 24 |
Baylor Bears
|
-0.38 |
| 25 |
Coastal Carolina Chanticleers
|
0.00 |