Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 18, 2022, 7:08 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Gut Instinct and Misguided Feelings, oh, and Alcohol!
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | They continue to demonstrate an ability to play football |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | They good |
3 | Michigan Wolverines | Dry cleaned Kahkis? |
4 | Alabama Crimson Tide | They good |
5 | Clemson Tigers | Dabo sound's like a potential street drug |
6 | Oklahoma Sooners | It was Nebraska unfrosted, but they still playing good |
7 | USC Trojans | Heading in the right direction |
8 | Kentucky Wildcats | They good |
9 | Tennessee Volunteers | 1998 was 24 years ago, but this weekend will define whether the Vols are back |
10 | Arkansas Razorbacks | Gave up way more than they should have, but Michigan State took the midnight train going anywhere |
11 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Didn't give up points like Arkansas |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | Still having fun, drinking mustard, posting as a dog on Twitter |
13 | Utah Utes | Was the Gator game a fluke? Find out at 11! |
14 | Oregon Ducks | Found the offense they forgot against Georgia |
15 | NC State Wolfpack | Again, I hate this icon instead of the wolf wearing clothing |
16 | Florida State Seminoles | Still putting up points |
17 | Syracuse Orange | The King of the North! (atrocious schedule ahead) |
18 | Penn State Nittany Lions | |
19 | Washington Huskies | Maybe Michigan State isn't that good? |
20 | Kansas Jayhawks | 3-0 and gearing up for Texas |
21 | BYU Cougars | I don't want to see them at my doorstep, or probably on the football field |
22 | Texas A&M Aggies | LOL, App State but trying to salvage |
23 | Florida Gators | There's one Florida Gator's football team, but they play two brands of football. Absolute trash and pretty spectacular |
24 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 3-0 |
25 | Indiana Hoosiers | Windiana! |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
3 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
4 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
5 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
6 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
7 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
8 | Kentucky Wildcats | 0.00 |
9 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
10 | Arkansas Razorbacks | 0.00 |
11 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
13 | Utah Utes | 0.44 |
14 | Oregon Ducks | 0.28 |
15 | NC State Wolfpack | 0.00 |
16 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.40 |
17 | Syracuse Orange | 1.42 |
18 | Penn State Nittany Lions | -0.50 |
19 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
20 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.28 |
21 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
22 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.05 |
23 | Florida Gators | 0.00 |
24 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
25 | Indiana Hoosiers | 0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
---|---|
Wake Forest Demon Deacons | 0.63 |
Baylor Bears | 0.48 |
Texas Longhorns | 0.31 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers | 0.09 |
Oregon State Beavers | 0.07 |
Washington State Cougars | 0.02 |
Total Score: 4.98