Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 18, 2022, 7:08 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Gut Instinct and Misguided Feelings, oh, and Alcohol!
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
They continue to demonstrate an ability to play football |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
They good |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Dry cleaned Kahkis? |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
They good |
| 5 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Dabo sound's like a potential street drug |
| 6 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
It was Nebraska unfrosted, but they still playing good |
| 7 |
USC Trojans
|
Heading in the right direction |
| 8 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
They good |
| 9 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
1998 was 24 years ago, but this weekend will define whether the Vols are back |
| 10 |
Arkansas Razorbacks
|
Gave up way more than they should have, but Michigan State took the midnight train going anywhere |
| 11 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Didn't give up points like Arkansas |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Still having fun, drinking mustard, posting as a dog on Twitter |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
Was the Gator game a fluke? Find out at 11! |
| 14 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Found the offense they forgot against Georgia |
| 15 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
Again, I hate this icon instead of the wolf wearing clothing |
| 16 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Still putting up points |
| 17 |
Syracuse Orange
|
The King of the North! (atrocious schedule ahead) |
| 18 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
|
| 19 |
Washington Huskies
|
Maybe Michigan State isn't that good? |
| 20 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
3-0 and gearing up for Texas |
| 21 |
BYU Cougars
|
I don't want to see them at my doorstep, or probably on the football field |
| 22 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
LOL, App State but trying to salvage |
| 23 |
Florida Gators
|
There's one Florida Gator's football team, but they play two brands of football. Absolute trash and pretty spectacular |
| 24 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
3-0 |
| 25 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Windiana! |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Arkansas Razorbacks
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
0.44 |
| 14 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.28 |
| 15 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.40 |
| 17 |
Syracuse Orange
|
1.42 |
| 18 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
-0.50 |
| 19 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.28 |
| 21 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.05 |
| 23 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.63 |
Baylor Bears
|
0.48 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.31 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
0.09 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.07 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.02 |
Total Score: 4.98