Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 12, 2022, 10:26 p.m.
Overall Rationale: My mind
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Winning the big one, losing a lot of talent and coaches, and then reloading it all back? Who do you think you are? Bama? (not current Bama tho) |
2 | Alabama Crimson Tide | This 1 point win against Texas will lull people into a false sense of security that Bama is vulnerable this year before going undefeated in conference play. |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Ah THERE'S the offense!....how did Marshall score more points on Notre Dame than you? |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | Quite a time for a certain someone where you lead your team to a win over a top 5 ranked rival, win your conference championship, get into the playoffs, and then get benched for the backup during a QB competition. |
5 | Oklahoma Sooners | No Scott Frost for Nebraska? Does this mean no automatic 1 score win for the Sooners??? |
6 | USC Trojans | USC looks great so far. Hope they have their funeral tickets for when they play a mediocre PAC12 team after dark and get destroyed. |
7 | Arkansas Razorbacks | A little shaky on the defense still, but Arkansas continues to impress. |
8 | Clemson Tigers | I give Clemson a maximum of three games before they bench their QB and try the backup out. This means I have now jinxed them into another dynasty. |
9 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | How much did Jim Knowles do for this team last year, because the differences are looking big without him. |
10 | Kentucky Wildcats | Kentucky is a FOOTBALL school. |
11 | BYU Cougars | Well your schedule looked really impressive to begin the season, but who knows with Oregon and Notre Dame is mildly on fire right now. Not impossible for the Cougars to go undefeated here. |
12 | Michigan State Spartans | Injuries + questionable QB play + facing a PAC12 team that has completely rejuvenated their offense compared to last year + it's an after dark game = good luck Spartans. |
13 | Miami Hurricanes | Miami vs Texas A&M was a surefire College Gameday matchup a week ago. Now...it's a 'try not to look so mid as a ranked vs ranked' matchup...wait Texas A&M is still ranked? AHAHAHAHA |
14 | Utah Utes | Florida losing makes that loss to them that much worse eh |
15 | Wake Forest Demon Deacons | Welcome back Sam Hartman |
16 | NC State Wolfpack | Gonna be a bit before we know how good this team is truly |
17 | Baylor Bears | Double OT loss hurts, but keep your head up high for conference play |
18 | Ole Miss Rebels | Georgia Tech might be a sneaky good matchup for the Rebels, if only their HC didn't try to actively sabotage the game |
19 | Tennessee Volunteers | Nobody hates Tennessee football more than Tennessee fans. |
20 | Appalachian State Mountaineers | App State please that team had a family! They were all bought with NIL money but they still had a family. Oh and congrats on Gameday! |
21 | Florida Gators | Rip Florida's Playoff/Heisman hopes: 9/3/2022 - 9/10/2022 |
22 | Marshall Thundering Herd | Marshall: "Just gonna run the ball". ND: "Got it". Marshall: (runs ball). ND: "Fooled again"...also ND get a QB |
23 | Texas Longhorns | If your QB's don't get injured, you probably dominate Bama...Texas....dominating....Bama....what a time. Texas is (almost) back! |
24 | Washington State Cougars | Wazzu: "Just gonna throw screen passes". Wisconsin: "Got it". Wazzu: (throws screen pass). Wisconsin: "Fooled again." |
25 | Pittsburgh Panthers | Assuming you get your QB back, you probably don't face another tough game until Miami on the last week of the season. Pitt can still perform well. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
5 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.05 |
6 | USC Trojans | 0.15 |
7 | Arkansas Razorbacks | 0.06 |
8 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
9 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
10 | Kentucky Wildcats | 0.00 |
11 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
12 | Michigan State Spartans | 0.00 |
13 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
14 | Utah Utes | 0.26 |
15 | Wake Forest Demon Deacons | 0.00 |
16 | NC State Wolfpack | 0.00 |
17 | Baylor Bears | 0.00 |
18 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
19 | Tennessee Volunteers | -0.27 |
20 | Appalachian State Mountaineers | 1.24 |
21 | Florida Gators | 0.00 |
22 | Marshall Thundering Herd | 0.00 |
23 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
24 | Washington State Cougars | 0.00 |
25 | Pittsburgh Panthers | 0.00 |