Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Jan. 8, 2024, 10:51 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Final poll of the year, see y'all next year, my descriptions are the team I had there week 0, and my reaction to my predictions. Next 5 out in preseason was Kansas State (Good), UTSA (OK), Kansas (Good), Troy (Good), and Duke (OK), actual next 5 out is Oregon State, Tulane, James Madison, West Virginia, and North Carolina
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Georgia, Miss, I only hit on 1/4 playoff teams |
| 2 |
Washington Huskies
|
Michigan, Hit, how long until the NCAA claims it never happened? |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Ohio State, Miss, only because they lost to Michigan, and an OSU season cannot be a success without beating Michigan |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
USC, Bad Miss, that defense is bad bad. |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
LSU, Meh, not the 5th best team in the country but they weren't bad |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Alabama, Hit, I thought they would be worse honestly, come on up to Madison and have ourselves a game |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Clemson, Miss, they just weren't that good honestly |
| 8 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
Penn State, Meh, Allar failed to impress but the team was good otherwise |
| 9 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Florida State, Hit, should've had them over LSU |
| 10 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Washington, Too Low, finished national runner ups, not a bad guess but could've been higher |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
North Carolina, Miss, North Carolina fell apart in the second half of the season? I'm shocked! Week 8 I had them at 8 and called them playoff contenders, they then lost to Virginia and fell to 23 in my poll. |
| 12 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Texas, Too Low, still not back, despite that last drive |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Oregon, Hit, Bo Nix can sling the rock, and when I say sling the rock I mean throw checkdown passes really well. |
| 14 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Tulane, Miss, Really thought they would repeat as the G5 rep, instead they blew it and stupid Liberty took the spot |
| 15 |
LSU Tigers
|
Oregon State, Miss, fell off in the second half of the season |
| 16 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Tennessee, Hit, they come in at 17 in my final poll, as close as they get |
| 17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Notre Dame, Hit, was close with this one too, they only moved up so much because every other mid team lost. |
| 18 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Utah, Miss, actual playoff contenders with a real QB |
| 19 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Wisconsin, Miss, My Badgers were mediocre, but did make a bowl game |
| 20 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
TCU, Bad Miss, turns out when 15+ players are drafted or graduate, the team suffers |
| 21 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
South Carolina, Bad Miss, probably my worst pick, I thought Rattler would keep the momentum up from last year, instead Beamer ball dies again |
| 22 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Iowa, Hit, they got worse on offense, but improved record wise, a confusing team |
| 23 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Boise State, Meh, finished 8-6 but won their conference after firing their coach midseason, not bad all around |
| 24 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
Texas Tech, Miss, why did this team have preseason hype? |
| 25 |
Liberty Flames
|
Ole Miss, Too Low, the Rebs might be title contenders with everyone back, and Judkins is going to Ohio State I hate everything. See you next year. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.07 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.77 |
| 9 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
LSU Tigers
|
-0.26 |
| 16 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
1.70 |
| 19 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.73 |
| 20 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
-0.54 |
| 24 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Liberty Flames
|
0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 4.07