Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 19, 2022, 3:06 p.m.
Overall Rationale: vibes
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Currently locked in a basement in London, Ontario, so I can't really write any descriptions this week. I'll do a few out of boredom but yeah, dawgs. |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 763 yards of offense. That's a lot of offense. |
3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Alabama takes the all-time series lead against ULM, at 1-2. Tragic. |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | The feeble Wolverines have defeated the mighty Huskies of Connecticut. Talk about a tough OOC schedule, can't believe nobody's said anything about it [sarcasm] |
5 | Oklahoma Sooners | If the game had ended at the 11:05 mark of the first quarter, Nebraska would've been victorious. Three weeks ago, I was on an unrelated flight from Dublin, Ireland, to Washington D.C., and the amount of Nebraska hoodies and gear I saw was, well, extremely depressing. Anyway, good win. |
6 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | cowboys |
7 | Clemson Tigers | I have never seen such a talented team play such uninspired football. Fine, I agree it's more than just D.J. (even though he deserves his fair share of blame), but regardless, the whole offense is a dump. |
8 | USC Trojans | USC's turnover margin is now 10-0 on the year. Mama mia. |
9 | Kentucky Wildcats | First 3-0 start since 2021. Feels like it was just last year. |
10 | Tennessee Volunteers | |
11 | Penn State Nittany Lions | "Welcome to SEC country", haha. Penn State's new RB looks incredible. |
12 | Washington Huskies | |
13 | Ole Miss Rebels | |
14 | NC State Wolfpack | |
15 | Arkansas Razorbacks | |
16 | Utah Utes | |
17 | Washington State Cougars | |
18 | Oregon Ducks | |
19 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | maybe #12 was a bit much. although the gophs still look great |
20 | Wake Forest Demon Deacons | |
21 | Baylor Bears | |
22 | Texas Longhorns | |
23 | Michigan State Spartans | |
24 | Texas A&M Aggies | |
25 | Florida Gators | [Any prior comment I made about UCLA in previous weeks, I apologize. That performance was an abomination. Same goes for my writeup with Marshall] |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
5 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
6 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.28 |
7 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
8 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
9 | Kentucky Wildcats | 0.00 |
10 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
11 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
12 | Washington Huskies | 0.25 |
13 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
14 | NC State Wolfpack | 0.00 |
15 | Arkansas Razorbacks | 0.00 |
16 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
17 | Washington State Cougars | 0.99 |
18 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
19 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | 0.28 |
20 | Wake Forest Demon Deacons | 0.00 |
21 | Baylor Bears | 0.00 |
22 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
23 | Michigan State Spartans | 0.03 |
24 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
25 | Florida Gators | 0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
---|---|
Florida State Seminoles | 0.07 |
BYU Cougars | 0.40 |
Oregon State Beavers | 0.07 |
Total Score: 2.36