Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 2, 2020, 11:46 p.m.
Overall Rationale: What's a COVID? But actually, it's a bit frustrating ranking all these teams with basically no way of seeing how things would have shaken out under normal circumstances. Oh well, I guess I can always claim the team that breaks out from one of the conferences too self-important, short-sighted, and greedy to cancel (or "postpone") football in 2020 was on my top 25 shortlist. First N Out: Texas A&M, Tennessee, Miami, Virginia Tech, UNC, Iowa State, Central Arkansas
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Buckeyes and being a top-ranked team, what a combination. |
2 | Clemson Tigers | With LSU losing a lot of starters, Clemson jumps them. |
3 | Georgia Bulldogs | The Bulldogs should have a leg up (haha, Mississippi State) on LSU this season. |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Not the best quarterback in the world, but Penn State still finds themselves in a good position going into 2020. |
5 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Bama ain't played nobody. |
6 | Oklahoma Sooners | Maybe try not losing next time? |
7 | LSU Tigers | A pretty big drop for the Tigers, but it is what it is. |
8 | Florida Gators | The Gators would be sitting pretty if they were in basically any other conference in the country. |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Notre Dame has themselves a good football team. |
10 | Wisconsin Badgers | Wisconsin consistently shows that they're a good team, but they almost never manage to get credit for it. |
11 | Oregon Ducks | I don't really buy into the Oregon hype, good thing we'll get to see how they fare this season! |
12 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | Minnesota had a great 2019 and, frankly, I think it's nonsense people are writing them off this season after not so much as a game! |
13 | Baylor Bears | Baylor's a team about which I'm actually kind of curious and I think they're more than a little under-rated this go 'round. |
14 | Auburn Tigers | I largely feel indifference toward Auburn, but them beating Nick Saban is always a fun time. |
15 | Michigan Wolverines | I'm going to break with what seems to have become a tradition with me and actually rank the Wolverines a bit higher than I imagine others will. |
16 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Saddle up, partners. |
17 | North Dakota State Bison | North Dakota State is a good football team and the fact that they're hardly ever ranked is frustrating as hell. |
18 | Iowa Hawkeyes | Sp0-0ky. |
19 | Cincinnati Bearcats | I hate this thing where we're all supposed to collectively agree to drop a G5 team that did well last season because reasons. |
20 | Appalachian State Mountaineers | The Mountaineers are a good team with an albatross of a conference around their necks. |
21 | Memphis Tigers | A new head coach means changes for Memphis, but I'm not convinced one of the thing changing is winning football games. |
22 | Texas Longhorns | "Texas is back," they all scream into the void. |
23 | UCF Knights | The Knights are looking to "bounce back" this season after a meager 10 wins in 2019. |
24 | Boise State Broncos | Giddy up, horsey! |
25 | Utah Utes | Utah had a decent go of it in 2019 and I'm excited to see what they can do in 2020. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.24 |
2 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
3 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.41 |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.65 |
5 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -0.45 |
6 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
7 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
8 | Florida Gators | 0.00 |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
10 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
11 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
12 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | 1.01 |
13 | Baylor Bears | 5.01 |
14 | Auburn Tigers | 0.00 |
15 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
16 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
17 | North Dakota State Bison | 7.84 |
18 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 1.35 |
19 | Cincinnati Bearcats | 0.00 |
20 | Appalachian State Mountaineers | 0.57 |
21 | Memphis Tigers | 0.00 |
22 | Texas Longhorns | -0.85 |
23 | UCF Knights | -0.01 |
24 | Boise State Broncos | 0.00 |
25 | Utah Utes | -0.01 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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Texas A&M Aggies | 1.61 |
North Carolina Tar Heels | 1.01 |
USC Trojans | 0.64 |
Iowa State Cyclones | 0.10 |
Total Score: 21.76