Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 2, 2020, 11:46 p.m.
Overall Rationale: What's a COVID? But actually, it's a bit frustrating ranking all these teams with basically no way of seeing how things would have shaken out under normal circumstances. Oh well, I guess I can always claim the team that breaks out from one of the conferences too self-important, short-sighted, and greedy to cancel (or "postpone") football in 2020 was on my top 25 shortlist. First N Out: Texas A&M, Tennessee, Miami, Virginia Tech, UNC, Iowa State, Central Arkansas
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Buckeyes and being a top-ranked team, what a combination. |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
With LSU losing a lot of starters, Clemson jumps them. |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
The Bulldogs should have a leg up (haha, Mississippi State) on LSU this season. |
| 4 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Not the best quarterback in the world, but Penn State still finds themselves in a good position going into 2020. |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Bama ain't played nobody. |
| 6 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Maybe try not losing next time? |
| 7 |
LSU Tigers
|
A pretty big drop for the Tigers, but it is what it is. |
| 8 |
Florida Gators
|
The Gators would be sitting pretty if they were in basically any other conference in the country. |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Notre Dame has themselves a good football team. |
| 10 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Wisconsin consistently shows that they're a good team, but they almost never manage to get credit for it. |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
I don't really buy into the Oregon hype, good thing we'll get to see how they fare this season! |
| 12 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
Minnesota had a great 2019 and, frankly, I think it's nonsense people are writing them off this season after not so much as a game! |
| 13 |
Baylor Bears
|
Baylor's a team about which I'm actually kind of curious and I think they're more than a little under-rated this go 'round. |
| 14 |
Auburn Tigers
|
I largely feel indifference toward Auburn, but them beating Nick Saban is always a fun time. |
| 15 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
I'm going to break with what seems to have become a tradition with me and actually rank the Wolverines a bit higher than I imagine others will. |
| 16 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Saddle up, partners. |
| 17 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
North Dakota State is a good football team and the fact that they're hardly ever ranked is frustrating as hell. |
| 18 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Sp0-0ky. |
| 19 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
I hate this thing where we're all supposed to collectively agree to drop a G5 team that did well last season because reasons. |
| 20 |
Appalachian State Mountaineers
|
The Mountaineers are a good team with an albatross of a conference around their necks. |
| 21 |
Memphis Tigers
|
A new head coach means changes for Memphis, but I'm not convinced one of the thing changing is winning football games. |
| 22 |
Texas Longhorns
|
"Texas is back," they all scream into the void. |
| 23 |
UCF Knights
|
The Knights are looking to "bounce back" this season after a meager 10 wins in 2019. |
| 24 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Giddy up, horsey! |
| 25 |
Utah Utes
|
Utah had a decent go of it in 2019 and I'm excited to see what they can do in 2020. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.24 |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.41 |
| 4 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.65 |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-0.45 |
| 6 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
1.01 |
| 13 |
Baylor Bears
|
5.01 |
| 14 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
7.84 |
| 18 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
1.35 |
| 19 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Appalachian State Mountaineers
|
0.57 |
| 21 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.85 |
| 23 |
UCF Knights
|
-0.01 |
| 24 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Utah Utes
|
-0.01 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Texas A&M Aggies
|
1.61 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
1.01 |
USC Trojans
|
0.64 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.10 |
Total Score: 21.76