Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 16, 2017, 9:36 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Best roster + best coach = 1 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
2nd best roster + 2nd best coach = 2 |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Lost a lot of studs, but they are replacing them with studier studs. HARBAUGH! |
| 4 |
LSU Tigers
|
Returning a ton of talent. |
| 5 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Starting to think this Lamar Jackson fella is gonna be good. |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Will the O-line be any better? My guess is that they will not. RIP in peace Frenchy. |
| 7 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Great d-line play will give them a chance to beat anyone. |
| 8 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Gundy's 50! |
| 9 |
Washington Huskies
|
Chris Peterson is a top 5 coach. |
| 10 |
USC Trojans
|
No idea what to do with these guys... so, 10? |
| 11 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
No idea what to do with these guys... so, 11? |
| 12 |
Florida Gators
|
Unfortunately the gators are going to be better this year. |
| 13 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Lots of talent and a new coach. |
| 14 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
If they find a QB they will be top 10. |
| 15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Taggart is way better than Helfrich. Ducks rebound. |
| 16 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
The defense will keep them in every game. Also they suck ass? |
| 17 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
This defense is going to be so nasty. |
| 18 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Tons of skill talent. If Eason takes the next step they will challenge for the East. |
| 19 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Wisky lost too much to challenge the B1G this year, but Paul Chryst is awesome. |
| 20 |
Utah Utes
|
Lost a ton of players, but coach Whittingham is excellent. |
| 21 |
USF Bulls
|
Quinton Flowers. |
| 22 |
Auburn Tigers
|
QB is a concern. If they find their guy they have enough talent to beat everyone but Bama. |
| 23 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
The performance at QB should be enhanced this year. |
| 24 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Narduzzi is the key. |
| 25 |
Washington State Cougars
|
Fuck it. We're goin' deep. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
1.48 |
| 4 |
LSU Tigers
|
1.57 |
| 5 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
1.75 |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
-0.10 |
| 7 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Washington Huskies
|
-0.09 |
| 10 |
USC Trojans
|
-0.65 |
| 11 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
0.05 |
| 12 |
Florida Gators
|
0.38 |
| 13 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-1.05 |
| 14 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
1.06 |
| 15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
6.68 |
| 16 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
3.35 |
| 18 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
-1.88 |
| 20 |
Utah Utes
|
0.31 |
| 21 |
USF Bulls
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Auburn Tigers
|
-1.02 |
| 23 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.64 |
| 25 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
5.24 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.54 |
Total Score: 27.82