Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 15, 2017, 1:27 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Who cares? Start playing football already
| Rank | Team | Reason | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | We know they will be good, we don't know if Clemson can keep it up | 
| 2 |  Washington Huskies | Dog teams >> Cat Teams. fite me irl | 
| 3 |  Florida State Seminoles | |
| 4 |  Clemson Tigers | |
| 5 |  Oklahoma State Cowboys | HYPE | 
| 6 |  USC Trojans | Rams may get confused and play games instead | 
| 7 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | I don't like michigan and ohio st  | 
| 8 |  Michigan Wolverines | |
| 9 |  Stanford Cardinal | |
| 10 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | |
| 11 |  Georgia Bulldogs | |
| 12 |  Oklahoma Sooners | |
| 13 |  Wisconsin Badgers | |
| 14 |  LSU Tigers | |
| 15 |  Louisville Cardinals | |
| 16 |  Pittsburgh Panthers | |
| 17 |  Texas Longhorns | |
| 18 |  West Virginia Mountaineers | |
| 19 |  Tennessee Volunteers | |
| 20 |  Miami Hurricanes | |
| 21 |  Auburn Tigers | Rank doesn't matter until they play Clemson then we can ponder a million "Is Auburn Back?" stories | 
| 22 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | New video board with anger enough old people to make the stadium louder | 
| 23 |  Virginia Tech Hokies | |
| 24 |  USF Bulls | I really don't want to start them very high because if they turn out even half as good as people predict they could be they will win a lot with their balls schedule | 
| 25 |  Navy Midshipmen | I'm just ranking them now so I can feel better ranking them when they only have like 1 or 2 losses later in the season | 
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 | 
| 2 |  Washington Huskies | 0.98 | 
| 3 |  Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 | 
| 4 |  Clemson Tigers | 0.00 | 
| 5 |  Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.67 | 
| 6 |  USC Trojans | 0.00 | 
| 7 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 | 
| 8 |  Michigan Wolverines | 0.13 | 
| 9 |  Stanford Cardinal | 0.57 | 
| 10 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | -2.17 | 
| 11 |  Georgia Bulldogs | 0.84 | 
| 12 |  Oklahoma Sooners | -0.72 | 
| 13 |  Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 | 
| 14 |  LSU Tigers | 0.00 | 
| 15 |  Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 | 
| 16 |  Pittsburgh Panthers | 8.62 | 
| 17 |  Texas Longhorns | 2.04 | 
| 18 |  West Virginia Mountaineers | 0.13 | 
| 19 |  Tennessee Volunteers | 1.40 | 
| 20 |  Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 | 
| 21 |  Auburn Tigers | -0.79 | 
| 22 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 2.56 | 
| 23 |  Virginia Tech Hokies | 0.00 | 
| 24 |  USF Bulls | 0.00 | 
| 25 |  Navy Midshipmen | 0.20 | 
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|
|  Florida Gators | 1.96 | 
|  Kansas State Wildcats | 0.54 | 
|  Utah Utes | 0.03 | 
|  Washington State Cougars | 0.07 | 
Total Score: 24.40