Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 15, 2017, 1:27 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Who cares? Start playing football already
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | We know they will be good, we don't know if Clemson can keep it up |
2 | Washington Huskies | Dog teams >> Cat Teams. fite me irl |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | |
4 | Clemson Tigers | |
5 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | HYPE |
6 | USC Trojans | Rams may get confused and play games instead |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | I don't like michigan and ohio st  |
8 | Michigan Wolverines | |
9 | Stanford Cardinal | |
10 | Ohio State Buckeyes | |
11 | Georgia Bulldogs | |
12 | Oklahoma Sooners | |
13 | Wisconsin Badgers | |
14 | LSU Tigers | |
15 | Louisville Cardinals | |
16 | Pittsburgh Panthers | |
17 | Texas Longhorns | |
18 | West Virginia Mountaineers | |
19 | Tennessee Volunteers | |
20 | Miami Hurricanes | |
21 | Auburn Tigers | Rank doesn't matter until they play Clemson then we can ponder a million "Is Auburn Back?" stories |
22 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | New video board with anger enough old people to make the stadium louder |
23 | Virginia Tech Hokies | |
24 | USF Bulls | I really don't want to start them very high because if they turn out even half as good as people predict they could be they will win a lot with their balls schedule |
25 | Navy Midshipmen | I'm just ranking them now so I can feel better ranking them when they only have like 1 or 2 losses later in the season |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
2 | Washington Huskies | 0.98 |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
4 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
5 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.67 |
6 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
8 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.13 |
9 | Stanford Cardinal | 0.57 |
10 | Ohio State Buckeyes | -2.17 |
11 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.84 |
12 | Oklahoma Sooners | -0.72 |
13 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
14 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
15 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
16 | Pittsburgh Panthers | 8.62 |
17 | Texas Longhorns | 2.04 |
18 | West Virginia Mountaineers | 0.13 |
19 | Tennessee Volunteers | 1.40 |
20 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
21 | Auburn Tigers | -0.79 |
22 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 2.56 |
23 | Virginia Tech Hokies | 0.00 |
24 | USF Bulls | 0.00 |
25 | Navy Midshipmen | 0.20 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
---|---|
Florida Gators | 1.96 |
Kansas State Wildcats | 0.54 |
Utah Utes | 0.03 |
Washington State Cougars | 0.07 |
Total Score: 24.40