Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 15, 2017, 1:27 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Who cares? Start playing football already
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
We know they will be good, we don't know if Clemson can keep it up |
| 2 |
Washington Huskies
|
Dog teams >> Cat Teams. fite me irl |
| 3 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
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| 4 |
Clemson Tigers
|
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| 5 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
HYPE |
| 6 |
USC Trojans
|
Rams may get confused and play games instead |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
I don't like michigan and ohio st  |
| 8 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
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| 9 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
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| 10 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
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| 11 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
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| 12 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
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| 13 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
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| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
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| 15 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
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| 16 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
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| 17 |
Texas Longhorns
|
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| 18 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
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| 19 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
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| 20 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
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| 21 |
Auburn Tigers
|
Rank doesn't matter until they play Clemson then we can ponder a million "Is Auburn Back?" stories |
| 22 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
New video board with anger enough old people to make the stadium louder |
| 23 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
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| 24 |
USF Bulls
|
I really don't want to start them very high because if they turn out even half as good as people predict they could be they will win a lot with their balls schedule |
| 25 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
I'm just ranking them now so I can feel better ranking them when they only have like 1 or 2 losses later in the season |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.98 |
| 3 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.67 |
| 6 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.13 |
| 9 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
0.57 |
| 10 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-2.17 |
| 11 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.84 |
| 12 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-0.72 |
| 13 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
8.62 |
| 17 |
Texas Longhorns
|
2.04 |
| 18 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.13 |
| 19 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
1.40 |
| 20 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Auburn Tigers
|
-0.79 |
| 22 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
2.56 |
| 23 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
USF Bulls
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.20 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Florida Gators
|
1.96 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.54 |
Utah Utes
|
0.03 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.07 |
Total Score: 24.40