Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 15, 2017, 10:25 a.m.
Overall Rationale: We don't know shit yet, but these teams should be good right?
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
safest bet |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
safe bet |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
safe bet |
| 4 |
USC Trojans
|
the darnold |
| 5 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
easy schedule, also it's wisconsin |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
safe bet |
| 7 |
Clemson Tigers
|
how important was watson? |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
lost some talent and bob but it's OU still |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
big expectations to fill |
| 10 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
ditto |
| 11 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
i trust the harbaugh singularity |
| 12 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
shaw coaches football real good and we're proud of him |
| 13 |
Auburn Tigers
|
solely here because of hype machine |
| 14 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
this way it doesn't look as bad if they beat my hokies |
| 15 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
i guess the returning heisman winner warrants a top 15 ranking |
| 16 |
WKU Hilltoppers
|
yeahhhh what the fuck's up? big red will eat your dreams |
| 17 |
Florida Gators
|
wave off suspensions might fuck this up but they'll still win the east |
| 18 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
can they do it again? |
| 19 |
Boise State Broncos
|
reputation mainly also why not? |
| 20 |
USF Bulls
|
expectations are high for charlie strong but flowers is a beast |
| 21 |
LSU Tigers
|
i don't trust coach o |
| 22 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
or georgia sports in general |
| 23 |
Utah Utes
|
utes are a known commodity. defense, running game, win their bowl game |
| 24 |
San Diego State Aztecs
|
good thing pumphrey wasn't their only talented rb |
| 25 |
BYU Cougars
|
just a gut feeling. also it's preseason so fuck it |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.61 |
| 4 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
1.19 |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
-0.10 |
| 7 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
1.18 |
| 15 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
WKU Hilltoppers
|
9.08 |
| 17 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
2.05 |
| 19 |
Boise State Broncos
|
4.28 |
| 20 |
USF Bulls
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
LSU Tigers
|
-0.85 |
| 22 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.36 |
| 23 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
San Diego State Aztecs
|
0.91 |
| 25 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.12 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Miami Hurricanes
|
1.04 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.54 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.59 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.07 |
Total Score: 22.96