Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 2, 2026, 9:14 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Greatest 👍 most awesome 😎 list to 2️⃣ever exist
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Duh. |
| 2 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
1 missed pi call away from possibly 8-0. |
| 3 |
Utah Utes
|
8-0 is 8-0, no matter the schedule. |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Wins over bama and Florida puts them this high, even with a rough loss to Auburn. |
| 5 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Utah 2.0. |
| 6 |
BYU Cougars
|
Yes, they had a loss to a shitty Ucf team in the bounce house, but they have wins over Notre Dame and Arizona (albeit them being off my list, Arizona is a solid team). |
| 7 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Win over LSU, quality loss to bama, looks like a #7 team to me. |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Yes, they have the head-to-head over Kentucky, but that was a different Kentucky team. Plus, bama has two losses while Kentucky has one. |
| 9 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
This is not stable. |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Comfortable win over miss state and Arch is looking good. |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
BTA on Auburn, quality wins over Missouri and LSU, say less. |
| 12 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
They lose this game even with sayin. Idk how to trust them when they have a backup qb, high school o-line, and shit defense. |
| 13 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
Looking good, but face a tough Merrimack team next. |
| 14 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Nice bounce back win against a good Arizona team. |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Being slept on. Insane how everyone forgot about their beat down of bama. |
| 16 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
Giving Boise a run for its money for the G6 playoff spot. |
| 17 |
LSU Tigers
|
Zzz. |
| 18 |
Houston Cougars
|
LSU 2.0. |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
What a win! The curse of #2 is real. |
| 20 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Nice win. Something may be different about Missouri this year. They do have a schedule from hell though. |
| 21 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Too close for comfort, but still the best G6 team. |
| 22 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
All hail the defense. PS: I could do better than Wisconsin’s qb. |
| 23 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
God knows how good this team is with a competent hc. |
| 24 |
Florida Gators
|
Tough loss, but they still sneak into the #24 spot |
| 25 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
I was considering putting Arizona here, but UTSA kept it a 3 score game with Texas. They also look great on American conference play. It is an uphill battle to get the G6 playoff spot though. However, they are breathing up Boise state and New Mexico’s neck. Also, unrelated but how bad could Rutgers possibly be. I’m ashamed to be a Rutgers fan. Anyway goodnight homosexuals reading this. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.84 |
| 3 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.05 |
| 9 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
-0.34 |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
1.42 |
| 17 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.22 |
| 24 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
0.00 |