Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 3, 2024, 8:09 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Another Successful Poll #Penis
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Clear #1 team in the country. Should be the overwhelming favorites to win the title. Cannot think of any flaws that this team has at this moment. That also might be because I don't really watch their games that much cause I don't believe that the upset will actually happen. |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Eternal Aggie Damnation |
| 3 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Boise State being this high should really win Ashton Jeanty the Heisman alone |
| 4 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Somehow managed to luck into a B1G championship appearance, hopefully THIS is the game James Franklin puts it all together. |
| 5 |
SMU Mustangs
|
This season is really beneficial to my "the ACC is a G5 conference" agenda. Thank you oil barons! |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Eternal Yellow Jacket Punishment |
| 7 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
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| 8 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Jesus christ you didn't have to do Purdue like that god damn |
| 9 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Honestly you have the best outcome out of all of this. 2 loss in the SEC with a win over Bama means that you are guaranteed a spot in the CFP, essentially a 2 week bye now to prepare for your (most likely) home playoff game. You're the real winners out of all of this |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
how do you lose to NIU and nobody else. genuinely how does that happen |
| 11 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
The B12 are the KINGS of 10-2/9-3 and #11-25 on the AP poll. nobody does that shit better then us |
| 12 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
IF THEY CAN GET 10 WINS, SO CAN WE. NEAL BROWN NO LONGER HOLDS US BACK! |
| 13 |
BYU Cougars
|
Might miss out on the playoffs this year, but still an incredible turnaround from last year. Essentially the same team went from getting shit on by NEAL BROWN to 10-2 and barely missing the playoffs. Great 2nd year in the B12 |
| 14 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
The yearly Miami collapse may have started a few weeks late, but it always comes around |
| 15 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
If you pull off that win against Alabama earlier in the year you are 100% an at-large bid into the CFP |
| 16 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
I would be happy about this season considering they're not a really big football program but I have beef with one guy i've never met from Illinois so I hope this all comes crumbling down over the offseason |
| 17 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Dabo baby what happened? |
| 18 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Gotta feel disappointed from this season if you're an ole miss fan. Manage to beat Georgia, but drop a few games to lesser teams. Just feels like a wasted opportunity |
| 19 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Considering that I put Colorado as going like 3-9 at the start of the season, nobody should ever trust my opinion on anything ever again ever |
| 20 |
UNLV Rebels
|
If they and Memphis win next week, the committee is going to have a massive problem on their hands. Much to consider |
| 21 |
Memphis Tigers
|
What if the Memphis coach went to WVU? maybe? Much to consider. |
| 22 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Regression from last year, but you beat Kentucky this year so I doubt you're concerned too much |
| 23 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Auburn can only win through witchcraft and voodoo at Jordan-Hare |
| 24 |
Army West Point
|
God Bless America. Double the defense budget |
| 25 |
Syracuse Orange
|
Fran Brown leaves Georgia to go to Syracuse, instantly goes 9-3. Hey Glenn Schumann, come on up to Morgantown maybe? |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Boise State Broncos
|
1.05 |
| 4 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-2.13 |
| 11 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.25 |
| 13 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.26 |
| 14 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
1.43 |
| 17 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.01 |
| 19 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.06 |
| 20 |
UNLV Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.12 |
| 22 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.80 |
| 23 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-1.70 |
| 24 |
Army West Point
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Syracuse Orange
|
-0.11 |