Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 3, 2024, 8:09 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Another Successful Poll #Penis
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | Clear #1 team in the country. Should be the overwhelming favorites to win the title. Cannot think of any flaws that this team has at this moment. That also might be because I don't really watch their games that much cause I don't believe that the upset will actually happen. |
2 | Texas Longhorns | Eternal Aggie Damnation |
3 | Boise State Broncos | Boise State being this high should really win Ashton Jeanty the Heisman alone |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Somehow managed to luck into a B1G championship appearance, hopefully THIS is the game James Franklin puts it all together. |
5 | SMU Mustangs | This season is really beneficial to my "the ACC is a G5 conference" agenda. Thank you oil barons! |
6 | Georgia Bulldogs | Eternal Yellow Jacket Punishment |
7 | Ohio State Buckeyes | ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
8 | Indiana Hoosiers | Jesus christ you didn't have to do Purdue like that god damn |
9 | Tennessee Volunteers | Honestly you have the best outcome out of all of this. 2 loss in the SEC with a win over Bama means that you are guaranteed a spot in the CFP, essentially a 2 week bye now to prepare for your (most likely) home playoff game. You're the real winners out of all of this |
10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | how do you lose to NIU and nobody else. genuinely how does that happen |
11 | Arizona State Sun Devils | The B12 are the KINGS of 10-2/9-3 and #11-25 on the AP poll. nobody does that shit better then us |
12 | Iowa State Cyclones | IF THEY CAN GET 10 WINS, SO CAN WE. NEAL BROWN NO LONGER HOLDS US BACK! |
13 | BYU Cougars | Might miss out on the playoffs this year, but still an incredible turnaround from last year. Essentially the same team went from getting shit on by NEAL BROWN to 10-2 and barely missing the playoffs. Great 2nd year in the B12 |
14 | Miami Hurricanes | The yearly Miami collapse may have started a few weeks late, but it always comes around |
15 | South Carolina Gamecocks | If you pull off that win against Alabama earlier in the year you are 100% an at-large bid into the CFP |
16 | Illinois Fighting Illini | I would be happy about this season considering they're not a really big football program but I have beef with one guy i've never met from Illinois so I hope this all comes crumbling down over the offseason |
17 | Clemson Tigers | Dabo baby what happened? |
18 | Ole Miss Rebels | Gotta feel disappointed from this season if you're an ole miss fan. Manage to beat Georgia, but drop a few games to lesser teams. Just feels like a wasted opportunity |
19 | Colorado Buffaloes | Considering that I put Colorado as going like 3-9 at the start of the season, nobody should ever trust my opinion on anything ever again ever |
20 | UNLV Rebels | If they and Memphis win next week, the committee is going to have a massive problem on their hands. Much to consider |
21 | Memphis Tigers | What if the Memphis coach went to WVU? maybe? Much to consider. |
22 | Louisville Cardinals | Regression from last year, but you beat Kentucky this year so I doubt you're concerned too much |
23 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Auburn can only win through witchcraft and voodoo at Jordan-Hare |
24 | Army West Point | God Bless America. Double the defense budget |
25 | Syracuse Orange | Fran Brown leaves Georgia to go to Syracuse, instantly goes 9-3. Hey Glenn Schumann, come on up to Morgantown maybe? |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
2 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
3 | Boise State Broncos | 1.05 |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
5 | SMU Mustangs | 0.00 |
6 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
7 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
8 | Indiana Hoosiers | 0.00 |
9 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -2.13 |
11 | Arizona State Sun Devils | 0.00 |
12 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.25 |
13 | BYU Cougars | 0.26 |
14 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
15 | South Carolina Gamecocks | 0.00 |
16 | Illinois Fighting Illini | 1.43 |
17 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
18 | Ole Miss Rebels | -0.01 |
19 | Colorado Buffaloes | 0.06 |
20 | UNLV Rebels | 0.00 |
21 | Memphis Tigers | 0.12 |
22 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.80 |
23 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -1.70 |
24 | Army West Point | 0.00 |
25 | Syracuse Orange | -0.11 |