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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2023 Week 9

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 22, 2023, 8:34 a.m.

Overall Rationale: I stare at my tv for hours on Saturday With nothing turned on just silence as I contemplate the deepest parts of the universe allowing for naught but a single thought: who is best at college football

Rank Team Reason
1 Washington Huskies Y’all escaped the desert… WAIT Y’ALL WERE AT HOME?!
2 Michigan Wolverines I’d beat Michigan State 49-0 if I had a vast spy network at my disposal too.
3 Ohio State Buckeyes Arguably the worst Penn St-Ohio St game in the past decade. I’ll give the boost but I keep finding I have a lack of faith in your offense in big games.
4 Georgia Bulldogs Fuck you
5 Florida State Seminoles Once you convinced Riley Leonard not to play anymore y’all did a lot better.
6 Oklahoma Sooners I knew this was gonna be a trap game I didn’t expect y’all to play it THAT close and win tho.
7 Utah Utes Didn’t watch the game but my guess is that despite your offensive question marks, your defense shut down USC and their defense doesn’t exist.
8 Alabama Crimson Tide I checked the game once and y’all were down multiple vs Tennessee. Hate to see either of y’all win tbh.
9 Texas Longhorns I was not expecting this to be a trap game. What’s the deal you forget how to play defense in your off week?
10 Oregon Ducks Wazzu being good was fun while it lasted.
11 Penn State Nittany Lions A bit to inconsistent on offense. Can’t tell if your defense is good or Ohio State’s offense is bad but I’m gonna guess some of both.
12 Ole Miss Rebels That was closer than expected. You guys have been ranked too high all season but keep managing to win while everyone shits themselves.
13 Duke Blue Devils It was super cool to see Riley Leonard when he was out there.
14 Oregon State Beavers Enjoy the breather.
15 North Carolina Tar Heels VIRGINIA?
16 Missouri Tigers Did as expected against the South Carolina. I heard Mizzou likes to beat Cocks.
17 Louisville Cardinals Enjoy the week off, you need it after last week. Not as bad as UNC after losing to mf Virginia but ya know.
18 James Madison Dukes Hello my sweet prince that was a scary first half don’t you ever do that to me again.
19 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Rather than play football this week, they’ve been in confessions for all the sinfully mid playing they’ve done.
20 LSU Tigers Oh wow, they beat army. I am shocked. Very impressive.
21 USC Trojans Sorry Caleb you are in fact not that guy. Certainly a super talented, successful, influential, and well regarded guy tho.
22 Air Force Falcons The dream lives on. Imagine how unpatriotic you must be not to include an undefeated military academy in the top 25. What are you? A spy? Do you work for Michigan?
23 Miami Hurricanes They certainly beat Clemson. Is Clemsoning a thing again now?
24 BYU Cougars Someone has to take this spot.
25 Liberty Flames And this spot is reserved for, possibly, the worst 7-0 team in recent CFB history.

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