Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 22, 2023, 12:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: This may seem volatile compared to my rankings last week, but that can mainly be attributed to me being an idiot. the rankings reflect that.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
#1 till they lose |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
#2 till they lose |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Beat PSU, finally got a good win to justify putting them above the non-Michigan/Georgia undefeated pack |
| 4 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
beat duke, decent win, but not PSU |
| 5 |
Washington Huskies
|
struggling to a 1-5 ASU, others put in better performances. really #3-#6 is a meaningless difference because they're all so similar |
| 6 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Scare from UCF looking for their first B12 conference win. not good? |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
I think they're the best of the one-loss teams. also like the color scheme, which plays a major role in these rankings. North Carolina resolved themselves with time. |
| 8 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Scare from a Houston team. makes it look like WVU is better then they are? hmm?? |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
good win over Tennessee, but unfortunately, i hate the SEC. unlucky, try better next time? |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
bad loss to OSU, not only losing but looking bad as well. unfortunate. |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Decent win over Auburn. no reason to put them higher/lower. |
| 12 |
Missouri Tigers
|
beat the cocks |
| 13 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
Oregon State moves up by doing absolutely nothing |
| 14 |
Utah Utes
|
own those frauds xdd |
| 15 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Notre Dame moves up by doing absolutely nothing |
| 16 |
James Madison Dukes
|
JMU moves up by doing absolutely nothing |
| 17 |
LSU Tigers
|
beating the army that bad gotta be considered treason |
| 18 |
UCLA Bruins
|
demolished Stanford. own those nerds |
| 19 |
Air Force Falcons
|
why does the air force not use the air-raid offense? it seems like it would fit thematically |
| 20 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Louisville moves up the rankings by doing absolutely nothing |
| 21 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
eh. #4 FSU. not much you can do. |
| 22 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
i could ignore them no longer |
| 23 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
am i sad that they beat neal brown into a pulp? yes (no? maybe?). either way, they're good, and it seems like the USA loss was just a really weird anomaly. was between either them or K-State, so i went with head-to-head. |
| 24 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
not exactly sure why i didn't have them last week. either way, they're here now. beating Clemson probably deserves at least a week up here, even in a down year. we'll see how this goes. |
| 25 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
no hooker no win xdd |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.03 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.64 |
| 13 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.06 |
| 17 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
UCLA Bruins
|
1.29 |
| 19 |
Air Force Falcons
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
2.03 |
| 24 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.34 |
| 25 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |