Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 22, 2023, 12:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: This may seem volatile compared to my rankings last week, but that can mainly be attributed to me being an idiot. the rankings reflect that.
| Rank | Team | Reason | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Georgia Bulldogs | #1 till they lose | 
| 2 |  Michigan Wolverines | #2 till they lose | 
| 3 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | Beat PSU, finally got a good win to justify putting them above the non-Michigan/Georgia undefeated pack | 
| 4 |  Florida State Seminoles | beat duke, decent win, but not PSU | 
| 5 |  Washington Huskies | struggling to a 1-5 ASU, others put in better performances. really #3-#6 is a meaningless difference because they're all so similar | 
| 6 |  Oklahoma Sooners | Scare from UCF looking for their first B12 conference win. not good? | 
| 7 |  Oregon Ducks | I think they're the best of the one-loss teams. also like the color scheme, which plays a major role in these rankings. North Carolina resolved themselves with time. | 
| 8 |  Texas Longhorns | Scare from a Houston team. makes it look like WVU is better then they are? hmm?? | 
| 9 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | good win over Tennessee, but unfortunately, i hate the SEC. unlucky, try better next time? | 
| 10 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | bad loss to OSU, not only losing but looking bad as well. unfortunate. | 
| 11 |  Ole Miss Rebels | Decent win over Auburn. no reason to put them higher/lower. | 
| 12 |  Missouri Tigers | beat the cocks | 
| 13 |  Oregon State Beavers | Oregon State moves up by doing absolutely nothing | 
| 14 |  Utah Utes | own those frauds xdd | 
| 15 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Notre Dame moves up by doing absolutely nothing | 
| 16 |  James Madison Dukes | JMU moves up by doing absolutely nothing | 
| 17 |  LSU Tigers | beating the army that bad gotta be considered treason | 
| 18 |  UCLA Bruins | demolished Stanford. own those nerds | 
| 19 |  Air Force Falcons | why does the air force not use the air-raid offense? it seems like it would fit thematically | 
| 20 |  Louisville Cardinals | Louisville moves up the rankings by doing absolutely nothing | 
| 21 |  Duke Blue Devils | eh. #4 FSU. not much you can do. | 
| 22 |  Tulane Green Wave | i could ignore them no longer | 
| 23 |  Oklahoma State Cowboys | am i sad that they beat neal brown into a pulp? yes (no? maybe?). either way, they're good, and it seems like the USA loss was just a really weird anomaly. was between either them or K-State, so i went with head-to-head. | 
| 24 |  Miami Hurricanes | not exactly sure why i didn't have them last week. either way, they're here now. beating Clemson probably deserves at least a week up here, even in a down year. we'll see how this goes. | 
| 25 |  Tennessee Volunteers | no hooker no win xdd | 
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Georgia Bulldogs | 0.03 | 
| 2 |  Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 | 
| 3 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 | 
| 4 |  Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 | 
| 5 |  Washington Huskies | 0.00 | 
| 6 |  Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 | 
| 7 |  Oregon Ducks | 0.00 | 
| 8 |  Texas Longhorns | 0.00 | 
| 9 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 | 
| 10 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 | 
| 11 |  Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 | 
| 12 |  Missouri Tigers | 0.64 | 
| 13 |  Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 | 
| 14 |  Utah Utes | 0.00 | 
| 15 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 | 
| 16 |  James Madison Dukes | 0.06 | 
| 17 |  LSU Tigers | 0.00 | 
| 18 |  UCLA Bruins | 1.29 | 
| 19 |  Air Force Falcons | 0.00 | 
| 20 |  Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 | 
| 21 |  Duke Blue Devils | 0.00 | 
| 22 |  Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 | 
| 23 |  Oklahoma State Cowboys | 2.03 | 
| 24 |  Miami Hurricanes | 0.34 | 
| 25 |  Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |