Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 22, 2023, 12:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: This may seem volatile compared to my rankings last week, but that can mainly be attributed to me being an idiot. the rankings reflect that.
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | #1 till they lose |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | #2 till they lose |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Beat PSU, finally got a good win to justify putting them above the non-Michigan/Georgia undefeated pack |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | beat duke, decent win, but not PSU |
5 | Washington Huskies | struggling to a 1-5 ASU, others put in better performances. really #3-#6 is a meaningless difference because they're all so similar |
6 | Oklahoma Sooners | Scare from UCF looking for their first B12 conference win. not good? |
7 | Oregon Ducks | I think they're the best of the one-loss teams. also like the color scheme, which plays a major role in these rankings. North Carolina resolved themselves with time. |
8 | Texas Longhorns | Scare from a Houston team. makes it look like WVU is better then they are? hmm?? |
9 | Alabama Crimson Tide | good win over Tennessee, but unfortunately, i hate the SEC. unlucky, try better next time? |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | bad loss to OSU, not only losing but looking bad as well. unfortunate. |
11 | Ole Miss Rebels | Decent win over Auburn. no reason to put them higher/lower. |
12 | Missouri Tigers | beat the cocks |
13 | Oregon State Beavers | Oregon State moves up by doing absolutely nothing |
14 | Utah Utes | own those frauds xdd |
15 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Notre Dame moves up by doing absolutely nothing |
16 | James Madison Dukes | JMU moves up by doing absolutely nothing |
17 | LSU Tigers | beating the army that bad gotta be considered treason |
18 | UCLA Bruins | demolished Stanford. own those nerds |
19 | Air Force Falcons | why does the air force not use the air-raid offense? it seems like it would fit thematically |
20 | Louisville Cardinals | Louisville moves up the rankings by doing absolutely nothing |
21 | Duke Blue Devils | eh. #4 FSU. not much you can do. |
22 | Tulane Green Wave | i could ignore them no longer |
23 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | am i sad that they beat neal brown into a pulp? yes (no? maybe?). either way, they're good, and it seems like the USA loss was just a really weird anomaly. was between either them or K-State, so i went with head-to-head. |
24 | Miami Hurricanes | not exactly sure why i didn't have them last week. either way, they're here now. beating Clemson probably deserves at least a week up here, even in a down year. we'll see how this goes. |
25 | Tennessee Volunteers | no hooker no win xdd |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.03 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
5 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
6 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
7 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
8 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
9 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
11 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
12 | Missouri Tigers | 0.64 |
13 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
14 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
15 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
16 | James Madison Dukes | 0.06 |
17 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
18 | UCLA Bruins | 1.29 |
19 | Air Force Falcons | 0.00 |
20 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
21 | Duke Blue Devils | 0.00 |
22 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |
23 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 2.03 |
24 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.34 |
25 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |