Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 28, 2022, 3:41 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Trying to do a resume-based poll. Only care about what you've done on the field, all that should matter.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Michigan Wolverines | You can argue UGA should be #1, but Michigan boasts three-score wins over two top 10 teams; plus that dismantling of Ohio State in Columbus has to count for something. (maybe I'm just a prisoner of the moment) |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | UGA keeps winning in boring fashion. They can stay here thanks to running the gauntlet of a decent SEC East, plus wins over UT and Oregon. |
3 | TCU Horned Frogs | TCU ran the table in the Big 12 and the thanks they get is being the lowest ranked undefeated team. I apologize Frogs but UGA and Michigan have more impressive wins. |
4 | USC Trojans | Party on, Cali. Heisman and CFP in the 1st year?? Tears in Norman. |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Tears. Sad, salty nut tears. Full transparency, I'm a buckeye anddddd oof. USC better take of business this week, cause I don't even want to entertain the idea of this team sneaking into the playoff. After this weekend, they don't deserve it. |
6 | Tennessee Volunteers | 56-0??? I love how in the potential OSU v. Bama debate everyone fails to mention the team with the same record as Bama that, oh I dunno, beat them. Injuries be like. |
7 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Best wins are Ole Miss and Texas...so congrats? |
8 | Washington Huskies | Looking like a Rose Bowl year for U-Dub!! Huskies!!! |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | The best two losses of any team in the country....but no good win has them 9th. |
10 | Tulane Green Wave | Gonna be real funny when they lose to UCF. Come on Waves!!! |
11 | Troy Trojans | TROY TROY!!! Another dynamite diva in G5. |
12 | UTSA Roadrunners | Best team in CUSA, 10-2!!! Beep Beep baby. |
13 | Clemson Tigers | Tiger tears. Beamer bathes in Mayo tonight. |
14 | Kansas State Wildcats | 2nd best team in the best conference top to bottom. Potential desTROYer of dreams. |
15 | South Alabama Jaguars | 10-2 in the Sun Belt, only losses to UCLA and Troy. Really good resume. |
16 | Florida State Seminoles | Damn Florida State, if not for three weeks in October you'd be sexy as hell. |
17 | Oregon State Beavers | I threw all the 9-3 Pac-12 teams together. Beavs get the nod as the highest because they just beat Oregon. |
18 | Oregon Ducks | Oregon goes above UCLA and Utah because....they beat UCLA and Utah. |
19 | UCLA Bruins | UCLA goes above Utah because....they beat Utah. |
20 | Utah Utes | Congrats Utah, you beat the highest ranked 9-3 Pac-12 team (Oregon State). Too bad you pooped yourself against Florida, Oregon, and UCLA. |
21 | LSU Tigers | Lolol...I hate to say I saw it coming but my moneyline wagers say something else. It was just too perfect of a place for them to lose, a citrus bowl team if I ever saw one. |
22 | South Carolina Gamecocks | SHANE BEAMER BATHES IN MAYO |
23 | Boise State Broncos | MWC love time. Best team in that conference is deserving of a ranking |
24 | UCF Knights | They prolly shoulda lost to USF...but didn't so they go here. |
25 | Ohio Bobcats | MAC love!!!!! Best team sneaks into the rankings. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.07 |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
3 | TCU Horned Frogs | 0.00 |
4 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
6 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
7 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
8 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
10 | Tulane Green Wave | 1.20 |
11 | Troy Trojans | 3.19 |
12 | UTSA Roadrunners | 2.33 |
13 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
14 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
15 | South Alabama Jaguars | 4.90 |
16 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
17 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
18 | Oregon Ducks | -0.20 |
19 | UCLA Bruins | 0.00 |
20 | Utah Utes | -1.89 |
21 | LSU Tigers | -1.48 |
22 | South Carolina Gamecocks | 0.00 |
23 | Boise State Broncos | 1.82 |
24 | UCF Knights | 0.00 |
25 | Ohio Bobcats | 0.14 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 1.03 |
Texas Longhorns | 0.52 |
North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.13 |
Total Score: 18.90