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JetoGrov Ballot for 2022 Week 14

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Nov. 28, 2022, 3:41 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Trying to do a resume-based poll. Only care about what you've done on the field, all that should matter.

Rank Team Reason
1 Michigan Wolverines You can argue UGA should be #1, but Michigan boasts three-score wins over two top 10 teams; plus that dismantling of Ohio State in Columbus has to count for something. (maybe I'm just a prisoner of the moment)
2 Georgia Bulldogs UGA keeps winning in boring fashion. They can stay here thanks to running the gauntlet of a decent SEC East, plus wins over UT and Oregon.
3 TCU Horned Frogs TCU ran the table in the Big 12 and the thanks they get is being the lowest ranked undefeated team. I apologize Frogs but UGA and Michigan have more impressive wins.
4 USC Trojans Party on, Cali. Heisman and CFP in the 1st year?? Tears in Norman.
5 Ohio State Buckeyes Tears. Sad, salty nut tears. Full transparency, I'm a buckeye anddddd oof. USC better take of business this week, cause I don't even want to entertain the idea of this team sneaking into the playoff. After this weekend, they don't deserve it.
6 Tennessee Volunteers 56-0??? I love how in the potential OSU v. Bama debate everyone fails to mention the team with the same record as Bama that, oh I dunno, beat them. Injuries be like.
7 Alabama Crimson Tide Best wins are Ole Miss and Texas...so congrats?
8 Washington Huskies Looking like a Rose Bowl year for U-Dub!! Huskies!!!
9 Penn State Nittany Lions The best two losses of any team in the country....but no good win has them 9th.
10 Tulane Green Wave Gonna be real funny when they lose to UCF. Come on Waves!!!
11 Troy Trojans TROY TROY!!! Another dynamite diva in G5.
12 UTSA Roadrunners Best team in CUSA, 10-2!!! Beep Beep baby.
13 Clemson Tigers Tiger tears. Beamer bathes in Mayo tonight.
14 Kansas State Wildcats 2nd best team in the best conference top to bottom. Potential desTROYer of dreams.
15 South Alabama Jaguars 10-2 in the Sun Belt, only losses to UCLA and Troy. Really good resume.
16 Florida State Seminoles Damn Florida State, if not for three weeks in October you'd be sexy as hell.
17 Oregon State Beavers I threw all the 9-3 Pac-12 teams together. Beavs get the nod as the highest because they just beat Oregon.
18 Oregon Ducks Oregon goes above UCLA and Utah because....they beat UCLA and Utah.
19 UCLA Bruins UCLA goes above Utah because....they beat Utah.
20 Utah Utes Congrats Utah, you beat the highest ranked 9-3 Pac-12 team (Oregon State). Too bad you pooped yourself against Florida, Oregon, and UCLA.
21 LSU Tigers Lolol...I hate to say I saw it coming but my moneyline wagers say something else. It was just too perfect of a place for them to lose, a citrus bowl team if I ever saw one.
22 South Carolina Gamecocks SHANE BEAMER BATHES IN MAYO
23 Boise State Broncos MWC love time. Best team in that conference is deserving of a ranking
24 UCF Knights They prolly shoulda lost to USF...but didn't so they go here.
25 Ohio Bobcats MAC love!!!!! Best team sneaks into the rankings.

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