Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 28, 2022, 3:41 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Trying to do a resume-based poll. Only care about what you've done on the field, all that should matter.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
You can argue UGA should be #1, but Michigan boasts three-score wins over two top 10 teams; plus that dismantling of Ohio State in Columbus has to count for something. (maybe I'm just a prisoner of the moment) |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
UGA keeps winning in boring fashion. They can stay here thanks to running the gauntlet of a decent SEC East, plus wins over UT and Oregon. |
| 3 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
TCU ran the table in the Big 12 and the thanks they get is being the lowest ranked undefeated team. I apologize Frogs but UGA and Michigan have more impressive wins. |
| 4 |
USC Trojans
|
Party on, Cali. Heisman and CFP in the 1st year?? Tears in Norman. |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Tears. Sad, salty nut tears. Full transparency, I'm a buckeye anddddd oof. USC better take of business this week, cause I don't even want to entertain the idea of this team sneaking into the playoff. After this weekend, they don't deserve it. |
| 6 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
56-0??? I love how in the potential OSU v. Bama debate everyone fails to mention the team with the same record as Bama that, oh I dunno, beat them. Injuries be like. |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Best wins are Ole Miss and Texas...so congrats? |
| 8 |
Washington Huskies
|
Looking like a Rose Bowl year for U-Dub!! Huskies!!! |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
The best two losses of any team in the country....but no good win has them 9th. |
| 10 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Gonna be real funny when they lose to UCF. Come on Waves!!! |
| 11 |
Troy Trojans
|
TROY TROY!!! Another dynamite diva in G5. |
| 12 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
Best team in CUSA, 10-2!!! Beep Beep baby. |
| 13 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Tiger tears. Beamer bathes in Mayo tonight. |
| 14 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
2nd best team in the best conference top to bottom. Potential desTROYer of dreams. |
| 15 |
South Alabama Jaguars
|
10-2 in the Sun Belt, only losses to UCLA and Troy. Really good resume. |
| 16 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Damn Florida State, if not for three weeks in October you'd be sexy as hell. |
| 17 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
I threw all the 9-3 Pac-12 teams together. Beavs get the nod as the highest because they just beat Oregon. |
| 18 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Oregon goes above UCLA and Utah because....they beat UCLA and Utah. |
| 19 |
UCLA Bruins
|
UCLA goes above Utah because....they beat Utah. |
| 20 |
Utah Utes
|
Congrats Utah, you beat the highest ranked 9-3 Pac-12 team (Oregon State). Too bad you pooped yourself against Florida, Oregon, and UCLA. |
| 21 |
LSU Tigers
|
Lolol...I hate to say I saw it coming but my moneyline wagers say something else. It was just too perfect of a place for them to lose, a citrus bowl team if I ever saw one. |
| 22 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
SHANE BEAMER BATHES IN MAYO |
| 23 |
Boise State Broncos
|
MWC love time. Best team in that conference is deserving of a ranking |
| 24 |
UCF Knights
|
They prolly shoulda lost to USF...but didn't so they go here. |
| 25 |
Ohio Bobcats
|
MAC love!!!!! Best team sneaks into the rankings. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.07 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
1.20 |
| 11 |
Troy Trojans
|
3.19 |
| 12 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
2.33 |
| 13 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
South Alabama Jaguars
|
4.90 |
| 16 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.20 |
| 19 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Utah Utes
|
-1.89 |
| 21 |
LSU Tigers
|
-1.48 |
| 22 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Boise State Broncos
|
1.82 |
| 24 |
UCF Knights
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Ohio Bobcats
|
0.14 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
1.03 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.52 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.13 |
Total Score: 18.90