Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 21, 2021, 3:28 a.m.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Best team in the league, no question. |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | Best defense in the league |
3 | Oregon Ducks | Best win in CFB to date |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Good over a tough Wisconsin team and a good win over a tough Auburn team shows you just how good their season has been |
5 | Oklahoma Sooners | OU sucks |
6 | Iowa Hawkeyes | Prolly overrated but meh, it's early and anything can happen. Iowa State is also overrated imp |
7 | Cincinnati Bearcats | Access bowl champion? |
8 | Texas A&M Aggies | A solid defense and an ok offense should result in Jimbo Fisher having a solid degree of success. Struggles against CU, a notoriously shit team over the past 10 years, do stir some doubt |
9 | Ohio State Buckeyes | A solid team that needs to work out kinks at QB and maybe second part of the season they tear up whatever godforsaken team has to run through that buzz saw. |
10 | Florida Gators | After getting rent in the first quarter, Florida showed their mettle by mounting a comeback against all odds as they almost nearly scored and forced overtime. |
11 | Clemson Tigers | Their offense is straight trash. Like holy shit how did it get this bad. They have all the talent in the world and it looks like they might struggle to score on an FCS team. Their defense is very good though. |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | I struggled to put them this high but hey 3-0 is 3-0. All aboard the Lane train |
13 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Florida State is bad. Toledo is ok. They beat Purdue I guess. This team is very overrated until I see otherwise. Let's see how they do against Cincinnati. If they win, I'll put Notre Dame in the top 6, maybe even at #4. |
14 | BYU Cougars | Can BYU be crowned the Pac-12 South champion? If not, they ought to be. |
15 | Fresno State Bulldogs | What an awesome win that was over UCLA. Haener has a way to win and so much willpower. Watching him lead Fresno State to a victory over a ranked UCLA was truly impressive. They were tied with Oregon going into the 4th and with 7:42 left in the game had the lead. Not bad against the #3 team in the country. They shitstomped the garbage teams on their schedule which is all I can ask for as well when coupled with a great win and a quality loss (tm) |
16 | Iowa State Cyclones | They were incredibly overrated at #7. I had them around #10 and I think after that loss to Iowa, 15 is a good place to begin. They are still a solid team and could certainly challenge for a Big 12 Title. |
17 | Arkansas Razorbacks | Don't overrate Arkansas yet. Texas sucks. Donkey balls. Trust me. Texas is ass my dude. Arkansas struggled early against Rice and that is worrying. Let's see how they handle A&M. My guess is A&M gets their 10th win in a row. Neither team is truly elite though. |
18 | Coastal Carolina Chanticleers | Chanticleers are so fucking cool as a team name. That being said they played Buffalo close and Buffalo couldn't even beat Nebraska. In facet they got trounced by Nebraska. Even Illinois beat Nebraska. Illinois! |
19 | Wisconsin Badgers | Played well in their loss to Penn State and did solidly against their cupcake. 1 possession loss to #5 plus a decent win over a bad team is good for 18...for now. |
20 | UCLA Bruins | Dorian Thompson Robinson was in the same class as Trevor Lawrence, Justin Fields, Casey Thompson, and Tanner McKee, yet is feels like he has been here as long as guys like Sam Ehlinger or JT Barrett. Speaking of Tanner McKee it will be a fun QB duel when they face Stanford this Saturday |
21 | Auburn Tigers | Now you maybe be wondering why Auburn is by 4 points despite Auburn having lost to the same opponent as Wisconsin, also by just one possession. The answer is simple Auburn lot by 8 and Wisconsin lost by 6 and 6 is less than 8. Seriously though "Bo Nix sucks" is the main reason |
22 | Michigan Wolverines | Prolly overrated but meh, it's early and they're 3-0. Has to count for something. |
23 | Maryland Terrapins | Beat a West Virginia team that beat a Virginia Tech team that beat a UNC team that isn't half bad |
24 | TCU Horned Frogs | 2-0 with a win against Cal. Gary Patterson is a highly effective coach who sucks and is very sweaty. TCU should be a quality team this year. |
25 | West Virginia Mountaineers | They're going to lose a game because they throw a horns down at a random Big XII team's fans and then they will light couches on fire. Before that they'll win some games because they're a half decent team that beat a Virginia Tech team than beat UNC. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
3 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
5 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
6 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
7 | Cincinnati Bearcats | 0.00 |
8 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
9 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.04 |
10 | Florida Gators | 0.00 |
11 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
13 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
14 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
15 | Fresno State Bulldogs | 1.12 |
16 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
17 | Arkansas Razorbacks | 0.00 |
18 | Coastal Carolina Chanticleers | 0.00 |
19 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
20 | UCLA Bruins | 1.23 |
21 | Auburn Tigers | 0.00 |
22 | Michigan Wolverines | -0.50 |
23 | Maryland Terrapins | 0.00 |
24 | TCU Horned Frogs | 0.00 |
25 | West Virginia Mountaineers | 0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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Michigan State Spartans | 1.04 |
Kansas State Wildcats | 0.12 |
North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.26 |
Total Score: 4.32