goblue10 Ballot for 2018 Week 5
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 24, 2018, 11:50 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Hah! They didn't even cover. |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
I'd like to welcome y'all to the Trevor Lawrence show |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Good showing by Mizzou |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
oh fuck me |
| 5 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Maybe they play better when they're on actual TV? |
| 6 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
oh fuck me part 2 |
| 7 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
H O L G O |
| 8 |
LSU Tigers
|
I still can't exactly explain why they're good but here we are |
| 9 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
LOL they should not have won that game |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Something something 2nd half/first half DirecTV/Cable |
| 11 |
Auburn Tigers
|
ho hum |
| 12 |
Washington Huskies
|
ASU is a decent team so congrats on the W |
| 13 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Give me a reason they shouldn't be ranked this high. |
| 14 |
UCF Knights
|
It's free real estate |
| 15 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
yay, turns out they're actually competent |
| 16 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
dammit, turns out they're actually competent |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
man we haven't throat fucked anyone in awhile that felt gooood. Keeping them below MSU for respekt reasons. |
| 18 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Holy shit Tech where did this come from? |
| 19 |
Syracuse Orange
|
ACC CHAMPS |
| 20 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
they're... good? |
| 21 |
USF Bulls
|
Sure |
| 22 |
Buffalo Bulls
|
I'd swap Rutgers for Buffalo in the Big Ten in a second. |
| 23 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
oof |
| 24 |
Oregon Ducks
|
sorry y'all |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Almost, Hawkeyes. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.22 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.15 |
| 6 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.13 |
| 7 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.60 |
| 8 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
UCF Knights
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
1.80 |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
1.00 |
| 19 |
Syracuse Orange
|
0.72 |
| 20 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
USF Bulls
|
0.19 |
| 22 |
Buffalo Bulls
|
0.88 |
| 23 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.05 |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Miami Hurricanes
|
1.04 |
California Golden Bears
|
0.32 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.48 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.51 |
Total Score: 8.08