Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 10, 2026, 1:21 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Rip CFB
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Utah Utes
|
Sleeper agent active in Michigan |
| 2 |
UCLA Bruins
|
How are you still 9-0??? |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
How'd you lose to BYU? |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Mean ol dawgs |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Can't force feed 1 guy anymore RIP |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
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| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Good ol Big12 shootouts |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
That looked like an actual Bama team |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Give ball to good players and good things happen, interesting |
| 10 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
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| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
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| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
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| 13 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Cinderella story over |
| 14 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Oregon State deciding to tank their season after their freshman WR hosted a signing/staying media outing |
| 15 |
Houston Cougars
|
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| 16 |
USC Trojans
|
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| 17 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
Need a Boise State vs New Mexico matchup NOW |
| 18 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
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| 19 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
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| 20 |
SMU Mustangs
|
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| 21 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
LaNorris Sellers gonna get a GM fired in the future huh? |
| 22 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
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| 23 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
At least you have the win over LSU, right guys? |
| 24 |
LSU Tigers
|
At least you have Lane Kiffin, right guys? |
| 25 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Another no-sweat solid win over an unranked team, right guys? Also LMAO Buckeye fans crashing out after discovering what a 'down year' is |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.25 |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.22 |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
0.37 |
| 18 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
6.13 |
| 20 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.35 |
| 21 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-1.00 |