Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 10, 2026, 10:47 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Every five teams make up one tier, for a total of five tiers overall. Finally back and FINALLY home with a sense of a normal routine - so let's get it on now!
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Utah Utes
|
I...do concede that Georgia would probably beat Utah in a neutral-site...but HEY, AT LEAST THE UTES DID NOT LOSE TO AUBURN NOW, DID THEY??? |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Watch them put Georgia at #1 tonight lol (justified, granted) |
| 3 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Watch them (still) underrank UCLA at the show tonight lol |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Watch them (still) underrank Notre Dame at the show tonight (maybe) lol |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Um...thanks Miami, for likely extinguishing another round of "Notre Dame left out???" drama? |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Unfortunately, Ohio State is becoming less and less of a quality loss as time goes on... |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Fine...Alabama IS a Top Ten team! NOT a Top Five team (at least as of now)...but a Top Ten is justified at this point... |
| 8 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
Watch them (still) underrank Wake Forest at the show tonight lol |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Mizzou lost that game on their own terms, but I still angry enough to NOT have the Longhorns so high! Prayin' for your downfall, UT... |
| 10 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Who knows where the Raiders would've been had they not beaten Houston like they did? |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
I mean...at least they're still IN the bubble? No margin for error moving forward, however...too bad the bubble's only going to get bigger moving forward... |
| 12 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
The Vols' losses are aging a bit better, but it's that B2A they had against Kentucky that REALLY helps them! |
| 13 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Um...maybe you'll beat Louisville at least? |
| 14 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Another season, another year of me rating the Broncos super high (half-because out of protest, half-because I kinda just like them a lot hahaha) |
| 15 |
Houston Cougars
|
A Big 12 title (and a big win in Arlington) can still be at play! |
| 16 |
Oregon Ducks
|
I can't believe the Ducks are back this high...will it last, though? |
| 17 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Maybe a weird way to break a tie, but I think that Iowa smacking around Wisconsin (when USC got smacked around by them) gives them the nod over the Trojans here... |
| 18 |
USC Trojans
|
...can't believe that Lincoln Riley might somehow save his seat for another season (if he hasn't already)... |
| 19 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
Chickens of Columbia...you have my attention now (and also them having an even better result against Oklahoma compared to New Mexico gives them a bit of an advantage over them). |
| 20 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
Watch them (still) "underrank" (i.e. not rank) New Mexico at the show tonight lol (Committee delenda est) |
| 21 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
well...season's getting out of hand, but at least you got your revenge over LSU... |
| 22 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Buckeyes on the brink... |
| 23 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
The blue DEVILS won on Halloween, and the BLUE Devils won after the midterms...talk about nominative determinism! |
| 24 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
Harness the power of the desert voodoo, Wildcats of Tucson! |
| 25 |
LSU Tigers
|
WE GOT TO KICK DAT KIFFIN TO DA CURB! |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.03 |
| 17 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.33 |
| 20 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
-0.50 |
| 25 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |