Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 8, 2026, 1:15 a.m.
Overall Rationale: What if I were the committee?
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Utah Utes
|
Best Team in CFB |
| 2 |
UCLA Bruins
|
IN BOB WE TRUST |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
May actually be the best team |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Holy fuck that was stressful |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Finally did not get away with it |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
That Ohio State loss looks worse every week |
| 7 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
Only loss is to Miami |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Big 12 is where defense is optional |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
Still has that big win over Notre Dame. And the loss to Utah was close. |
| 10 |
USC Trojans
|
Beat Ohio State by more than Texas did. Gotta figure out this mess with these teams somehow. |
| 11 |
Texas Longhorns
|
The circle of suck is complete in the SEC. Texas beat Tenn who beat Bama. Nuff said. |
| 12 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Best G6 team |
| 13 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Why does the CFB have them below bama? |
| 14 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Fucking LSU couldn't do shit, thanks for nothing. |
| 15 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
Pac 12 South! But wow that was a close one, crafty. |
| 16 |
Houston Cougars
|
Only 2 losses are to the 2 teams likely to be in the Big 12 champ game. |
| 17 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
That loss to Ohio State really looks worse every week. |
| 18 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Really need you to not fuck up again. |
| 19 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Yo, Basketball season is here |
| 20 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Wow, that was a blowout loss. Again. yeah, you sink FAR. |
| 21 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
NM desperately needs Boise State to lose somehow. |
| 22 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
4 spots left, every P4 team gets one more ranked team. Ole Miss has the best resume |
| 23 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
OSU beat Oregon so they are ahead of them |
| 24 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Oregon is actually 3rd in the BIG standings so sure they are the one to get ranked |
| 25 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Actually 3rd in the ACC somehow. Kudos to scheduling hard teams, not that you knew it at the time. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.12 |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.23 |
| 10 |
USC Trojans
|
1.04 |
| 11 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.34 |
| 13 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
-0.24 |
| 14 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-1.25 |
| 15 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.71 |
| 16 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
SMU Mustangs
|
1.03 |
| 19 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
1.26 |
| 20 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
-0.79 |
| 21 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
1.42 |
| 24 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.72 |
| 25 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.52 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.11 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.49 |
Total Score: 10.27