Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 1, 2026, 10:37 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
(-) almost lost to Unc Status but whatever |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
(+2) couldn'tdecideonagood#2soiwenttool'reliable-core is an amazing genre |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
(-) |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
(-2) |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
(-) minnebota be scary (some WWE fans get the reference) |
| 6 |
Texas Longhorns
|
(-) |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
(-) |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
(+1) |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
(-1) maybe don't almost lose to 4-3 Arizona State next time |
| 10 |
Utah Utes
|
(-) |
| 11 |
UCLA Bruins
|
(-) |
| 12 |
USC Trojans
|
(+2) |
| 13 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
(-) W Iowa |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
(-2) lost to bye week because of USC |
| 15 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
(-) |
| 16 |
Houston Cougars
|
(-) |
| 17 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
(+4) don't get why some are bumping them up to #10 and above but okay |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
(-1) |
| 19 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
(-1) born of a broken man, never a broken man (rage reference even less people will get) |
| 20 |
Missouri Tigers
|
(-) |
| 21 |
Boise State Broncos
|
(-2) |
| 22 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
(+3) jumped bup 3 because 23-25 are losers |
| 23 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
(NEW!) da return of the duke (gangsta rap parody) |
| 24 |
Baylor Bears
|
(NEW!) will probably drop them in a week or two |
| 25 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
(NEW!) will probably drop them in a week or two (slowed+reverb) |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.09 |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.47 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
1.62 |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.77 |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
1.21 |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.32 |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Utah Utes
|
-3.60 |
| 11 |
UCLA Bruins
|
-1.48 |
| 12 |
USC Trojans
|
0.73 |
| 13 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
1.66 |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
-0.91 |
| 16 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
-0.87 |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-1.48 |
| 20 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
3.01 |
| 23 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
1.78 |
| 24 |
Baylor Bears
|
1.23 |
| 25 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.10 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.54 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
0.29 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
0.20 |
Total Score: 22.37