Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 1, 2026, 10:09 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
weak ass #1 |
| 2 |
Utah Utes
|
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| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
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| 4 |
UCLA Bruins
|
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| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
you are a fraud, a phoney, a fake, but you only have one loss and it wasn't to an unranked team so congrats on staying top 5! |
| 6 |
BYU Cougars
|
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| 7 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
H2H is a bitch, ain't it? |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
think I forgot about the Tenn loss or something and had them way higher last week, idk what's going on. never leaving the house on saturday again. |
| 9 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
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| 10 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
this feels like an extreme drop but I HATE USC this year, they've looked dookie poopie butt ass more weeks than not, embarrassing but somewhat expected loss |
| 11 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
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| 12 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
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| 13 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
hey maybe dropping a team 10+ spots for taking their second loss when there's already tons of 2 loss teams ranked wasn't a good idea guys? I love being right. |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
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| 15 |
Houston Cougars
|
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| 16 |
Texas Longhorns
|
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| 17 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
H2H chain |
| 18 |
LSU Tigers
|
H2H chain |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
despise having to rank you again, please loose ASAP |
| 20 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
man :( |
| 21 |
Missouri Tigers
|
STOP MAKING ME RANK YOU GO AWAY |
| 22 |
Florida Gators
|
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| 23 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
UTSA should maybe be ahead since their P4 loss is 'better' but I like UNM more, so here they are. |
| 24 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
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| 25 |
Oregon Ducks
|
3 teams I hate this year all finding their way back into being ranked in the same week, inhumanely euthanize me. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.05 |
| 9 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.02 |
| 10 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
-0.10 |
| 13 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
1.66 |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.26 |
| 16 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.43 |
| 17 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.31 |
| 18 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
0.79 |
| 21 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Florida Gators
|
0.69 |
| 23 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |