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Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2024 Week 12

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Nov. 12, 2024, 12:49 a.m.

Overall Rationale: Chaos Chaos Chaos!!!

Rank Team Reason
1 Oregon Ducks Honk mimimimi zzzzz
2 Ohio State Buckeyes Did people really believe Purdue was going to do anything to the Buckeyes this year?
3 Indiana Hoosiers Finally a sloppy, close game. It's probably good for your team to have one of those. Now a bye week and then Ohio State looms large...
4 Texas Longhorns "Thanks again to Florida for extending Billy Napier" -the entire SEC, probably
5 BYU Cougars What is with the inconsistency of refs this season; it's been BAD. Also BYU don't get into the habit of pulling a Miami every week. ಠ_ಠ
6 Boise State Broncos San Jose State might be a pretty scary game. They have quite the stellar offense...but then again, you have an Ashton Deanty.
7 Penn State Nittany Lions Why Will Rogers didn't transfer to a school running an Air-Raid scheme like what he's been used to his entire college career is beyond me.
8 SMU Mustangs Gonna be rearranging a few teams on my list that I've been undervaluing/overvaluing, starting with SMU. Definitely a better team than I believed.
9 Tennessee Volunteers With Georgia falling apart on offense and you having a stellar defense, it only makes sense that the weakest Georgia team in over 3 years will probably light you up and make this an uncomfortable game. Have fun!
10 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Not letting you live that NIU loss down, despite how far you've come. Win out and win convincingly, or else.
11 Ole Miss Rebels Can't fake injuries anymore? SEND OUT THE SQUIRRELS!!!...not like you needed any intervention with Georgia unraveling by themselves.
12 Miami Hurricanes Yeah this was bound to happen. Maybe get an actual defense instead of hoping your Heisman finalist QB does everything himself
13 Army West Point Jesus Christ, nobody wants to play Army man. Imagine having to play defense against a triple-option offense for an entire quarter.
14 Colorado Buffaloes Let me put a bit more respect on Colorado. They've really been showing up for several weeks now.
15 Washington State Cougars Mateer not throwing bad INTs and your defense actually tackles players? You've come quite far too!...too bad your schedule has been a snooze for some weeks now.
16 Georgia Bulldogs Look on the bright side Georgia, you're only a QB, entire O-Line, and entire receiver core away from being a legit threat again. I'm sure that will be an easy patch with *checks notes* Tennessee coming up!
17 Louisville Cardinals You have some nerds and sh*t eaters up next, surely you won't blow it before Kentucky...right?
18 Clemson Tigers To think I had respect for you a few short weeks ago!
19 Texas A&M Aggies I mean...still tied for first in the SEC!
20 Alabama Crimson Tide So are you good now, or was LSU just that terrible?
21 Kansas State Wildcats Your game against Iowa State looks way less interesting now...but your game against Arizona State next looks promising at least!
22 Iowa State Cyclones So you get to the best start your program has ever had and you just coast? Disappointing in one sense, but still a good season otherwise
23 South Carolina Gamecocks In another reality, flipping those close losses by a play, you are 8-1 with some incredible wins, probably sitting near or in the Top 10, SEC title contention, playoff hopes...ahhhh that would have been something.
24 Arizona State Sun Devils Tough 3 game stretch. 2 ranked teams and rival Arizona. Keep up the good work Sun Devils.
25 Tulane Green Wave I'M NOT RANKING MISSOURI! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! (unless the bottom teams here just implode)

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