Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 12, 2024, 12:49 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Chaos Chaos Chaos!!!
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Honk mimimimi zzzzz |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Did people really believe Purdue was going to do anything to the Buckeyes this year? |
| 3 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Finally a sloppy, close game. It's probably good for your team to have one of those. Now a bye week and then Ohio State looms large... |
| 4 |
Texas Longhorns
|
"Thanks again to Florida for extending Billy Napier" -the entire SEC, probably |
| 5 |
BYU Cougars
|
What is with the inconsistency of refs this season; it's been BAD. Also BYU don't get into the habit of pulling a Miami every week. ಠ_ಠ |
| 6 |
Boise State Broncos
|
San Jose State might be a pretty scary game. They have quite the stellar offense...but then again, you have an Ashton Deanty. |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Why Will Rogers didn't transfer to a school running an Air-Raid scheme like what he's been used to his entire college career is beyond me. |
| 8 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Gonna be rearranging a few teams on my list that I've been undervaluing/overvaluing, starting with SMU. Definitely a better team than I believed. |
| 9 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
With Georgia falling apart on offense and you having a stellar defense, it only makes sense that the weakest Georgia team in over 3 years will probably light you up and make this an uncomfortable game. Have fun! |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Not letting you live that NIU loss down, despite how far you've come. Win out and win convincingly, or else. |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Can't fake injuries anymore? SEND OUT THE SQUIRRELS!!!...not like you needed any intervention with Georgia unraveling by themselves. |
| 12 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Yeah this was bound to happen. Maybe get an actual defense instead of hoping your Heisman finalist QB does everything himself |
| 13 |
Army West Point
|
Jesus Christ, nobody wants to play Army man. Imagine having to play defense against a triple-option offense for an entire quarter. |
| 14 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Let me put a bit more respect on Colorado. They've really been showing up for several weeks now. |
| 15 |
Washington State Cougars
|
Mateer not throwing bad INTs and your defense actually tackles players? You've come quite far too!...too bad your schedule has been a snooze for some weeks now. |
| 16 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Look on the bright side Georgia, you're only a QB, entire O-Line, and entire receiver core away from being a legit threat again. I'm sure that will be an easy patch with *checks notes* Tennessee coming up! |
| 17 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
You have some nerds and sh*t eaters up next, surely you won't blow it before Kentucky...right? |
| 18 |
Clemson Tigers
|
To think I had respect for you a few short weeks ago! |
| 19 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
I mean...still tied for first in the SEC! |
| 20 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
So are you good now, or was LSU just that terrible? |
| 21 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Your game against Iowa State looks way less interesting now...but your game against Arizona State next looks promising at least! |
| 22 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
So you get to the best start your program has ever had and you just coast? Disappointing in one sense, but still a good season otherwise |
| 23 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
In another reality, flipping those close losses by a play, you are 8-1 with some incredible wins, probably sitting near or in the Top 10, SEC title contention, playoff hopes...ahhhh that would have been something. |
| 24 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Tough 3 game stretch. 2 ranked teams and rival Arizona. Keep up the good work Sun Devils. |
| 25 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
I'M NOT RANKING MISSOURI! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! (unless the bottom teams here just implode) |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.87 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.26 |
| 9 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Army West Point
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
1.11 |
| 15 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.19 |
| 16 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.35 |
| 17 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.96 |
| 18 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
-0.22 |
| 20 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-2.11 |
| 21 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.01 |
| 23 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |