Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 12, 2024, 12:49 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Chaos Chaos Chaos!!!
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Oregon Ducks | Honk mimimimi zzzzz |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Did people really believe Purdue was going to do anything to the Buckeyes this year? |
3 | Indiana Hoosiers | Finally a sloppy, close game. It's probably good for your team to have one of those. Now a bye week and then Ohio State looms large... |
4 | Texas Longhorns | "Thanks again to Florida for extending Billy Napier" -the entire SEC, probably |
5 | BYU Cougars | What is with the inconsistency of refs this season; it's been BAD. Also BYU don't get into the habit of pulling a Miami every week. ಠ_ಠ |
6 | Boise State Broncos | San Jose State might be a pretty scary game. They have quite the stellar offense...but then again, you have an Ashton Deanty. |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Why Will Rogers didn't transfer to a school running an Air-Raid scheme like what he's been used to his entire college career is beyond me. |
8 | SMU Mustangs | Gonna be rearranging a few teams on my list that I've been undervaluing/overvaluing, starting with SMU. Definitely a better team than I believed. |
9 | Tennessee Volunteers | With Georgia falling apart on offense and you having a stellar defense, it only makes sense that the weakest Georgia team in over 3 years will probably light you up and make this an uncomfortable game. Have fun! |
10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Not letting you live that NIU loss down, despite how far you've come. Win out and win convincingly, or else. |
11 | Ole Miss Rebels | Can't fake injuries anymore? SEND OUT THE SQUIRRELS!!!...not like you needed any intervention with Georgia unraveling by themselves. |
12 | Miami Hurricanes | Yeah this was bound to happen. Maybe get an actual defense instead of hoping your Heisman finalist QB does everything himself |
13 | Army West Point | Jesus Christ, nobody wants to play Army man. Imagine having to play defense against a triple-option offense for an entire quarter. |
14 | Colorado Buffaloes | Let me put a bit more respect on Colorado. They've really been showing up for several weeks now. |
15 | Washington State Cougars | Mateer not throwing bad INTs and your defense actually tackles players? You've come quite far too!...too bad your schedule has been a snooze for some weeks now. |
16 | Georgia Bulldogs | Look on the bright side Georgia, you're only a QB, entire O-Line, and entire receiver core away from being a legit threat again. I'm sure that will be an easy patch with *checks notes* Tennessee coming up! |
17 | Louisville Cardinals | You have some nerds and sh*t eaters up next, surely you won't blow it before Kentucky...right? |
18 | Clemson Tigers | To think I had respect for you a few short weeks ago! |
19 | Texas A&M Aggies | I mean...still tied for first in the SEC! |
20 | Alabama Crimson Tide | So are you good now, or was LSU just that terrible? |
21 | Kansas State Wildcats | Your game against Iowa State looks way less interesting now...but your game against Arizona State next looks promising at least! |
22 | Iowa State Cyclones | So you get to the best start your program has ever had and you just coast? Disappointing in one sense, but still a good season otherwise |
23 | South Carolina Gamecocks | In another reality, flipping those close losses by a play, you are 8-1 with some incredible wins, probably sitting near or in the Top 10, SEC title contention, playoff hopes...ahhhh that would have been something. |
24 | Arizona State Sun Devils | Tough 3 game stretch. 2 ranked teams and rival Arizona. Keep up the good work Sun Devils. |
25 | Tulane Green Wave | I'M NOT RANKING MISSOURI! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! (unless the bottom teams here just implode) |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
3 | Indiana Hoosiers | 0.00 |
4 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
5 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
6 | Boise State Broncos | 0.87 |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
8 | SMU Mustangs | 0.26 |
9 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
11 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
12 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
13 | Army West Point | 0.00 |
14 | Colorado Buffaloes | 1.11 |
15 | Washington State Cougars | 0.19 |
16 | Georgia Bulldogs | -0.35 |
17 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.96 |
18 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
19 | Texas A&M Aggies | -0.22 |
20 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -2.11 |
21 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
22 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.01 |
23 | South Carolina Gamecocks | 0.00 |
24 | Arizona State Sun Devils | 0.00 |
25 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |