Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 10, 2024, 1:28 a.m.
Overall Rationale: goated poll ong ong no cap all rizz no gyatt
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | Decent win against Maryland (why are you playing Maryland?). Stay #1 for now |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | That game against Oregon looks better by the week. Oh yeah and you played Purdue this week too I guess |
3 | Texas Longhorns | "Billy Napier is going to come back next year" *5 days pass* "oh god billy's back next year" |
4 | Indiana Hoosiers | Indiana will never lose a game again in any sport ever. |
5 | BYU Cougars | Miracle they somehow beat Utah, still probably the only hope for the B12 in the playoffs now that ISU shat themselves and K State is remarkably mid |
6 | Penn State Nittany Lions | I wonder if they were able to play a good opponent at night if they would then be able to beat them. Guess we'll never know. |
7 | Boise State Broncos | Ashton Jeanty could miss the rest of the season and I'd still say he deserves the heisman. anything else is a part of an agenda. |
8 | Tennessee Volunteers | UT vs UT SEC championship. Orange vs Orange. It will be remarkable. |
9 | Ole Miss Rebels | Oh my god they beat Georgia. If t here was a 4 team playoff this year this would be incredible |
10 | SMU Mustangs | (HOPEFULLY) This means that the ACC doesn't get a first round bye. |
11 | Georgia Bulldogs | I didn't even know this was possible. Still winning the natty somehow btw |
12 | Miami Hurricanes | The annual Miami collapse has arrived. 9-3 incoming |
13 | Army West Point | God bless America. The Army-Navy game may not be a sicko's classic this year |
14 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | The NIU loss gets more bizarre by the week. When is the annual Notre Dame collapse gonna come? |
15 | Alabama Crimson Tide | What an odd team. Beat Georgia, lose to Vandy. Barely beat USC, lose to Tennessee, beat Mizzou and LSU by a LOT. I cannot accurately predict where this team will end up. they could either miss the playoffs entirely or win the natty and I would not be surprised. |
16 | Clemson Tigers | This was to be expected. UVA Tech is not and will never be good. |
17 | Colorado Buffaloes | The worst nightmare of all college football fans that don't use tiktok. Colorado may actually be good. |
18 | Texas A&M Aggies | Bye week, nothing doing here |
19 | Washington State Cougars | The B1G should've taken them and not UCLA |
20 | LSU Tigers | Probably still making the playoffs somehow. Oh well. |
21 | Kansas State Wildcats | Bye week, nothing doing here |
22 | Louisville Cardinals | Bye week, nothing doing here. |
23 | Tulane Green Wave | Probably one of the better G5 teams right now. Only 2 losses were close to K-State and (not as) close to Oklahoma. Should be a dark horse for the playoffs if the G5 teams above them stumble. |
24 | Arizona State Sun Devils | Survive and advance. Still in contention for the B12 title at this point (and don't have a dogshit out of conference schedule). Very underrated team right now. |
25 | Iowa State Cyclones | Bro thought it was still 2022-23. Bro thought Jalon Daniels was good |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
3 | Texas Longhorns | 0.05 |
4 | Indiana Hoosiers | 0.00 |
5 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
6 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
7 | Boise State Broncos | 0.60 |
8 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
9 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
10 | SMU Mustangs | 0.00 |
11 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
12 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
13 | Army West Point | 0.00 |
14 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -1.28 |
15 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -0.70 |
16 | Clemson Tigers | 0.04 |
17 | Colorado Buffaloes | 0.02 |
18 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
19 | Washington State Cougars | 0.00 |
20 | LSU Tigers | 0.25 |
21 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
22 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
23 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |
24 | Arizona State Sun Devils | 0.00 |
25 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |