Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 10, 2024, 1:28 a.m.
Overall Rationale: goated poll ong ong no cap all rizz no gyatt
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Decent win against Maryland (why are you playing Maryland?). Stay #1 for now |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
That game against Oregon looks better by the week. Oh yeah and you played Purdue this week too I guess |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
"Billy Napier is going to come back next year" *5 days pass* "oh god billy's back next year" |
| 4 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Indiana will never lose a game again in any sport ever. |
| 5 |
BYU Cougars
|
Miracle they somehow beat Utah, still probably the only hope for the B12 in the playoffs now that ISU shat themselves and K State is remarkably mid |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
I wonder if they were able to play a good opponent at night if they would then be able to beat them. Guess we'll never know. |
| 7 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Ashton Jeanty could miss the rest of the season and I'd still say he deserves the heisman. anything else is a part of an agenda. |
| 8 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
UT vs UT SEC championship. Orange vs Orange. It will be remarkable. |
| 9 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Oh my god they beat Georgia. If t here was a 4 team playoff this year this would be incredible |
| 10 |
SMU Mustangs
|
(HOPEFULLY) This means that the ACC doesn't get a first round bye. |
| 11 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
I didn't even know this was possible. Still winning the natty somehow btw |
| 12 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
The annual Miami collapse has arrived. 9-3 incoming |
| 13 |
Army West Point
|
God bless America. The Army-Navy game may not be a sicko's classic this year |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
The NIU loss gets more bizarre by the week. When is the annual Notre Dame collapse gonna come? |
| 15 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
What an odd team. Beat Georgia, lose to Vandy. Barely beat USC, lose to Tennessee, beat Mizzou and LSU by a LOT. I cannot accurately predict where this team will end up. they could either miss the playoffs entirely or win the natty and I would not be surprised. |
| 16 |
Clemson Tigers
|
This was to be expected. UVA Tech is not and will never be good. |
| 17 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
The worst nightmare of all college football fans that don't use tiktok. Colorado may actually be good. |
| 18 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Bye week, nothing doing here |
| 19 |
Washington State Cougars
|
The B1G should've taken them and not UCLA |
| 20 |
LSU Tigers
|
Probably still making the playoffs somehow. Oh well. |
| 21 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Bye week, nothing doing here |
| 22 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Bye week, nothing doing here. |
| 23 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Probably one of the better G5 teams right now. Only 2 losses were close to K-State and (not as) close to Oklahoma. Should be a dark horse for the playoffs if the G5 teams above them stumble. |
| 24 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Survive and advance. Still in contention for the B12 title at this point (and don't have a dogshit out of conference schedule). Very underrated team right now. |
| 25 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Bro thought it was still 2022-23. Bro thought Jalon Daniels was good |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.05 |
| 4 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.60 |
| 8 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Army West Point
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-1.28 |
| 15 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-0.70 |
| 16 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.04 |
| 17 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.02 |
| 18 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.25 |
| 21 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |