Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2024 Week 12
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 10, 2024, 7:07 p.m.
Overall Rationale: I am but a humble tree. I have stood here for 200 years, and I shall stand for 200 more. My roots dig down into the earth and interconnect with all the other plants and life. We trees communicate about where best to grow, but more importantly we communicate about college football. After consulting all the other trees in the western hemisphere we have come to the following rankings.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Terrapin’t |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Purdon’t |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
It’s their third string qb you don’t need to hold them scoreless into the 3rd |
| 4 |
BYU Cougars
|
I will respect the hustle reluctantly |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Defeated the defending national champions |
| 6 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Ensured that no team based out of Florida won any football this weekend |
| 7 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Am I beginning to buy into the hype? I’d rather vomit |
| 8 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Didn’t watch the game so I’m really just holding course. I assume Washington had it set to M for mini rather than W |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Excellent yes complete the SEC circle of suck |
| 10 |
SMU Mustangs
|
“SMU brings down the value of the ACC” - some school that can’t make a bowl game |
| 11 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Ashton Jeanty |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
I think this is overrating them bc they only beat a bad LSU team but I’m being swayed by everyone else which probably is pretty stupid of me |
| 13 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
It finally caught up with yall |
| 14 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
This team confuses me |
| 15 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
😴 |
| 16 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Embarrassed Tech |
| 17 |
Army West Point
|
Lower scoring than I expected but UNT is a decent G5 school |
| 18 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
It sure is hard to beat those cocks |
| 19 |
Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
|
That Tulane loss is really hurting right about now |
| 20 |
Washington State Cougars
|
they just keep not losing |
| 21 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Someone has to be ranked here |
| 22 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
😴 |
| 23 |
LSU Tigers
|
Loser State University once again |
| 24 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
An L to Kansas hurts. Speaking of Kansas, what a painful season for them. They keep coming up just short, except against Iowa State lmao |
| 25 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Beating an old rival must feel nice, even when Oklahoma is down like this year |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.05 |
| 4 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.08 |
| 7 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.43 |
| 10 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.19 |
| 15 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.38 |
| 17 |
Army West Point
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.36 |
| 19 |
Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
|
2.03 |
| 20 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Clemson Tigers
|
-0.10 |
| 22 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
Louisville Cardinals
Tulane Green Wave