Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 9, 2024, 11:36 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Vaguely defined mixture of a hypothetical head-to-head and résumé. Still very early in the season for me to put too much thought into ranking teams in a serious manner.
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | (-) #1 until proven otherwise. |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | (+1) |
3 | Texas Longhorns | (+2) What a win |
4 | Alabama Crimson Tide | (-) Never in doubt, hard-fought win over a hated rival |
5 | Penn State Nittany Lions | (+1) |
6 | Missouri Tigers | (+1) |
7 | Utah Utes | (+1) Shameless homer ranking, everyone do 50 of whatever the ex-Mormon equivalent of a Hail Mary is for Cam's hand (I think it's just drinking an overpriced beer in the mountains but I am open to feedback about this) |
8 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | (+1) Three Big XII teams remain tied at the hip, fittingly all three struggled against inferior opponents but won on Saturday |
9 | Kansas State Wildcats | (+1) See above |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | (+1) Rebs continue to have sauce |
11 | Tennessee Volunteers | (+1) The first half of their game should be illegal. I mean seriously what the fuck |
12 | Miami Hurricanes | (+5) Idk man the rest of these rankings are a bit of a mess, I don't really have faith in the Canes, but can't really justify putting anyone else this high |
13 | Washington Huskies | (+6) See above, why not |
14 | Louisville Cardinals | (+7) Gotta put em somewhere |
15 | Oregon Ducks | (-1) Most sauceless good team ever |
16 | Oklahoma Sooners | (-1) Brother ewww, very lucky not to be moving down further but I can't justify ranking anyone else this high |
17 | Boston College Eagles | (NR) Probably should have been ranked previously, but I have no idea how to evaluate the FSU win at this point |
18 | Arizona Wildcats | (-) |
19 | Michigan Wolverines | (-17) Big drop is partly because of the loss, partly recalibrating because they were previously overranked at #2. |
20 | Northern Illinois Huskies | (NR) Hell yeah |
21 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | (-8) Heaven no |
22 | Illinois Fighting Illini | (NR) Hell yeah |
23 | Iowa State Cyclones | (NR) Hell yeah |
24 | Nebraska Cornhuskers | (NR) Hell yeah |
25 | Vanderbilt Commodores | (NR) Hell yeah // DROPPED OUT: Kansas, Georgia Tech, James Madison, Kentucky, West Virginia, Maryland |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
3 | Texas Longhorns | -0.09 |
4 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.02 |
5 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.50 |
6 | Missouri Tigers | 0.10 |
7 | Utah Utes | 0.48 |
8 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 1.09 |
9 | Kansas State Wildcats | 1.08 |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | -0.15 |
11 | Tennessee Volunteers | -0.16 |
12 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
13 | Washington Huskies | 1.32 |
14 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.52 |
15 | Oregon Ducks | -0.04 |
16 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
17 | Boston College Eagles | 0.35 |
18 | Arizona Wildcats | 0.00 |
19 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
20 | Northern Illinois Huskies | 0.00 |
21 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.18 |
22 | Illinois Fighting Illini | 0.00 |
23 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
24 | Nebraska Cornhuskers | 0.00 |
25 | Vanderbilt Commodores | 0.00 |