Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 8, 2024, 11:32 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Worlds greatest poll ever. lets go.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | nothing going on here |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | nothing going on here |
3 | Texas Longhorns | nothing going on here. jumped up above oregon cause they didn't look that convincing. |
4 | Missouri Tigers | kinda just falling ass backwards into a top 4 spot. will see how this plays out |
5 | Ole Miss Rebels | same as Missou. will see how this plays out |
6 | Oregon Ducks | Idaho was a good FCS team, and Boise State is a good G5 team, but you should probably not be competing with both of them if you want to win a title. dropping down until they can prove they deserve to be higher |
7 | Alabama Crimson Tide | WHY WONT YOU DIE |
8 | Tennessee Volunteers | Yeah NC State might be frauds, but thats still a good win. Kent State is going to be obliterated |
9 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | This probably won't last. Utah probably jumps them after they play. |
10 | Oklahoma Sooners | ??????????????? I really don't think that Houston is good, so that was an embarrassing win. only slightly concerning. will need to make sure that doesn't become a trend. |
11 | Penn State Nittany Lions | how tf does Bowling Green put up more points then WVU, AT BEAVER STADIUM?????? is Neal Brown a mayo fraud? |
12 | USC Trojans | yeah. normal G5 win. nothing special. just moving up cause we're cleaning out the frauds up above |
13 | Miami Hurricanes | probably the favorites for the ACC now that everyone else is dogshit. we'll see if that lasts. they will fuck it up eventually |
14 | Utah Utes | Probably the best team in the B12, tight race with OK State, will see how that plays out in a few weeks |
15 | LSU Tigers | how the hell did they get gameday at USC???? |
16 | Kansas State Wildcats | I do think that Tulane is a good team, but if you're vying for a P4 title, then you should probably put them away easier |
17 | Clemson Tigers | Clemson did to App State what Georgia did to Clemson. Georgia might just be really good. |
18 | Iowa State Cyclones | CAMPEONES DE EL ASSICO 2024!!!!!!!!!! |
19 | UCF Knights | Really good team I think, could be a dark horse for the B12. coming back for their SECOND national title this time. |
20 | Memphis Tigers | Really strong G5 team. Either them or Boise State for the spot right now, unless liberty frauds their way to a 13-0 record, which will probably happen |
21 | Michigan Wolverines | This was to be expected to be honest. Lost a lot of talent everywhere after the championship last year, and facing off against one of the best teams in the nation. just unfortunate they were so highly rated going into it, cause there was no way they were winning this game |
22 | Syracuse Orange | I really like this team, I don't think that McCord is not as bad as the OSU fans say, and their coach looks like a strong disciple of Kirby Smart. Could build a good program going into the "final" round of reallignment. could secure a spot in the B12/P3 if they play it right. I'm hopeful for them. |
23 | Illinois Fighting Illini | damn you phillip murphy. |
24 | Arizona Wildcats | I do NOT think this will last, I really don't want to reward them for being in a close game with an FCS school, but there's really nobody else that has the star talent they do, that is also undefeated right now. Nobody else can really go here. |
25 | Nebraska Cornhuskers | BIG RED IS BACK BABY. DYLAN RAIOLA SEASON!!!! |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.23 |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
3 | Texas Longhorns | -0.09 |
4 | Missouri Tigers | 0.61 |
5 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
6 | Oregon Ducks | 0.45 |
7 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
8 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
9 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.83 |
10 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.90 |
11 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
12 | USC Trojans | -0.04 |
13 | Miami Hurricanes | -0.04 |
14 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
15 | LSU Tigers | 0.97 |
16 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
17 | Clemson Tigers | 0.74 |
18 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
19 | UCF Knights | 3.03 |
20 | Memphis Tigers | 2.97 |
21 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
22 | Syracuse Orange | 0.00 |
23 | Illinois Fighting Illini | 0.00 |
24 | Arizona Wildcats | -0.15 |
25 | Nebraska Cornhuskers | -0.20 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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Louisville Cardinals | 1.09 |
Boston College Eagles | 0.25 |
Washington Huskies | 0.07 |
Total Score: 12.67