Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 8, 2024, 4:42 p.m.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Yeah they still look like the best team in CFB. Or Clemson is really bad. Probably both |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Ohio St had their biggest win in the past three years over Michigan this week. Idk what to say about them y'all looked good against D7 schools wooo |
3 | Texas Longhorns | Texas is baaaaack. Or Michigan is loost. SEC ball will confirm or deny these rumors, but one thing is sure: Ewers is good. |
4 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Alabama really procrastinated all their points against USF till the 4th q, I relate heavily |
5 | Tennessee Volunteers | IAMALEAVA 😍 |
6 | Oregon Ducks | Yes Boise St is an underrated team but also... u good Oregon? |
7 | USC Trojans | USC gets a defense right after Caleb left. But Moss appears to be a good thrower of the football and I think this trojan team can go far |
8 | Utah Utes | Death, Taxes and Utah. Cam Rising may be 30 but can still slang that thang |
9 | Missouri Tigers | Next week against BC, should be a good game. Prove if the Tigahs are for real again this year |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | Kiffin, the Penn St of the SEC allegations are calling, do you pick up? |
11 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Phew. A nice relaxing win over Arkansas, definitely nothing difficult |
12 | Miami Hurricanes | I know it's still early in the year Miami where we get our hopes too high but THEY LOOK GOOD. I guess time will tell but the only P4 CFB team in the state of Florida is flying |
13 | Kansas State Wildcats | Also phew. Nice easy win over a G5 team, nothing to see here move along |
14 | Arizona Wildcats | Not... the most convincing win ever but it's a win? The wildcats are still trying to find their identity but a whole new team but this is gonna be a tight B12 this year so I hope they find it fat |
15 | Michigan Wolverines | It might be over Wolverine bros. Sherrone better start a holdout for a contract soon |
16 | Wisconsin Badgers | Fuck it go Badgers. Way over ranking them but someone has to stand up for the Fickellers |
17 | Oklahoma Sooners | Alright, certainly one way to start 2-0. But two wins is two wins. We'll see if this style of play holds up in the SEC |
18 | LSU Tigers | Taking out your USC frustration on some Colonels, what traitors smh |
19 | Clemson Tigers | You didn't lose to App St so at least your not AM |
20 | Syracuse Orange | Kyle McCord revenge season incoming |
21 | Iowa State Cyclones | The Cy-Hawk is back in Ames. Turns our Iowa did not figure out offense and is still shit |
22 | Nebraska Cornhuskers | Thank you for your service Cornhuskers, I enjoy not hearing about Colorado 10 times a day |
23 | Boston College Eagles | Good start for the Eagles but unfortunately they have to play their first real opponent next week. But I think BOB can give Mizzou a run for their money |
24 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Drew Allars is your QB. I don't need to say more |
25 | Northern Illinois Huskies | I'VE BEEN A NIH FAN FOR THE PAST 0.005 YEARS AND THIS IS THE GREATEST WEEK IN PROGRAM HISTORY GO HUSKIES |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
3 | Texas Longhorns | -0.09 |
4 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.02 |
5 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
6 | Oregon Ducks | 0.45 |
7 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
8 | Utah Utes | 0.21 |
9 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | -0.15 |
11 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.32 |
12 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
13 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
14 | Arizona Wildcats | 0.81 |
15 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.59 |
16 | Wisconsin Badgers | 8.87 |
17 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
18 | LSU Tigers | 0.16 |
19 | Clemson Tigers | 0.18 |
20 | Syracuse Orange | 0.11 |
21 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
22 | Nebraska Cornhuskers | 0.00 |
23 | Boston College Eagles | 0.00 |
24 | Penn State Nittany Lions | -3.94 |
25 | Northern Illinois Huskies | 0.00 |