Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 8, 2024, 4:42 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Yeah they still look like the best team in CFB. Or Clemson is really bad. Probably both |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Ohio St had their biggest win in the past three years over Michigan this week. Idk what to say about them y'all looked good against D7 schools wooo |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Texas is baaaaack. Or Michigan is loost. SEC ball will confirm or deny these rumors, but one thing is sure: Ewers is good. |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Alabama really procrastinated all their points against USF till the 4th q, I relate heavily |
| 5 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
IAMALEAVA 😍 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Yes Boise St is an underrated team but also... u good Oregon? |
| 7 |
USC Trojans
|
USC gets a defense right after Caleb left. But Moss appears to be a good thrower of the football and I think this trojan team can go far |
| 8 |
Utah Utes
|
Death, Taxes and Utah. Cam Rising may be 30 but can still slang that thang |
| 9 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Next week against BC, should be a good game. Prove if the Tigahs are for real again this year |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Kiffin, the Penn St of the SEC allegations are calling, do you pick up? |
| 11 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Phew. A nice relaxing win over Arkansas, definitely nothing difficult |
| 12 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
I know it's still early in the year Miami where we get our hopes too high but THEY LOOK GOOD. I guess time will tell but the only P4 CFB team in the state of Florida is flying |
| 13 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Also phew. Nice easy win over a G5 team, nothing to see here move along |
| 14 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
Not... the most convincing win ever but it's a win? The wildcats are still trying to find their identity but a whole new team but this is gonna be a tight B12 this year so I hope they find it fat |
| 15 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
It might be over Wolverine bros. Sherrone better start a holdout for a contract soon |
| 16 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Fuck it go Badgers. Way over ranking them but someone has to stand up for the Fickellers |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Alright, certainly one way to start 2-0. But two wins is two wins. We'll see if this style of play holds up in the SEC |
| 18 |
LSU Tigers
|
Taking out your USC frustration on some Colonels, what traitors smh |
| 19 |
Clemson Tigers
|
You didn't lose to App St so at least your not AM |
| 20 |
Syracuse Orange
|
Kyle McCord revenge season incoming |
| 21 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
The Cy-Hawk is back in Ames. Turns our Iowa did not figure out offense and is still shit |
| 22 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
Thank you for your service Cornhuskers, I enjoy not hearing about Colorado 10 times a day |
| 23 |
Boston College Eagles
|
Good start for the Eagles but unfortunately they have to play their first real opponent next week. But I think BOB can give Mizzou a run for their money |
| 24 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Drew Allars is your QB. I don't need to say more |
| 25 |
Northern Illinois Huskies
|
I'VE BEEN A NIH FAN FOR THE PAST 0.005 YEARS AND THIS IS THE GREATEST WEEK IN PROGRAM HISTORY GO HUSKIES |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.09 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.02 |
| 5 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.45 |
| 7 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Utah Utes
|
0.21 |
| 9 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.15 |
| 11 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.32 |
| 12 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.81 |
| 15 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.59 |
| 16 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
8.87 |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.16 |
| 19 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.18 |
| 20 |
Syracuse Orange
|
0.11 |
| 21 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Boston College Eagles
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
-3.94 |
| 25 |
Northern Illinois Huskies
|
0.00 |