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thelawlesspizza Ballot for 2023 Week 14

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Nov. 27, 2023, 4:28 p.m.

Rank Team Reason
1 Georgia Bulldogs How do they keep winning? Someone had to stop them. But who? They haven't lost in TWO YEARS.
2 Michigan Wolverines Had they played more than two games against ranked opponents this year, they'd be #1.
3 Washington Huskies Still have the second most impressive win in the country, despite recent struggles.
4 Florida State Seminoles If they can beat Louisville and look good doing it, they're in at #4. Losing Travis might've ended their natty hopes.
5 Oregon Ducks Simple. Win and you're in.
6 Texas Longhorns Realistically, they need Oregon and FSU to lose to make it. No way an undefeated P5 team isn't in the playoff, let alone two of them if Washington and FSU win.
7 Ohio State Buckeyes Have fun at the Orange Bowl fellas!
8 Alabama Crimson Tide Let's be honest, this team should be 10-2, but that's the past and they're 11-1. Even if they beat Georgia, I have a tough time placing them top 4, but it depends on what else happens.
9 Missouri Tigers God damn this team came out of nowhere. Give them a year or two more and they might be in Atlanta playing for the SEC crown once again.
10 Penn State Nittany Lions James Franklin is a ridiculously safe driver; always at 10 and 2.
11 Ole Miss Rebels If Lane Kiffin can get a little more help on the coaching staff, this team can easily go 11-1 in the SEC. They're THAT good. Too bad Bama and Georgia exist.
12 Oklahoma Sooners I will still never understand how this team lost to KANSAS after taking down Texas. OU is cursed, and they'll fare even worse in the SEC.
13 LSU Tigers Jayden Daniels deserves the Heisman at this point. Dude is nuts.
14 Tulane Green Wave I am convinced that this team can beat anyone but Alabama, Georgia, and Michigan. I hate that G5 conference bias is a thing, but they're still a damn fine football team.
15 Arizona Wildcats What the hell is this?!!? Weren't they having open tryouts for positions just a few years back?
16 Iowa Hawkeyes If this team had even a slightly below average offense, they'd be 11-1 and contending for a natty. Brian Ferentz needs to be in prison for wasting such a damn good defense.
17 Louisville Cardinals Thanks for ruining my boy Tanner's parlay, ya bastards.
18 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Three quality losses! Expect them in the CFP top 10 because of that.
19 Liberty Flames 12-0 and hugely unrecognized. Throw them in the Cotton Bowl! I wanna see them play Mizzou.
20 Oklahoma State Cowboys I swear these guys are AT BEST a coinflip to win on any given week.
21 NC State Wolfpack See Notre Dame. But they'll be unranked for no good reason.
22 James Madison Dukes Fuck the NCAA. Still lost, though, and that's on them.
23 Toledo Rockets A last second field goal from 12-0, but even if they were, they'd be #20 because the committee is busy deliberating stupid shit instead of watching some Tuesday night MACtion. God I love this country.
24 SMU Mustangs I don't know how to feel about this team. They beat the hell out of some of their opponents, but lost to 2023 TCU.
25 Oregon State Beavers They looked dead on Friday night. Only here because 8-4 in this year's PAC 12 is pretty good for a team like the Beavers.

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