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Zloggt Ballot for 2023 Week 14

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Nov. 28, 2023, 9:30 a.m.

Overall Rationale: SOS/quality of win or loss/a tinge of "inertia" (i.e. how much they're improving or regressing) = the formula. As always, each five teams represents a single "tier", of which the teams are further organized in said tiers

Rank Team Reason
1 Georgia Bulldogs As always, impervious to bee stings...
2 Michigan Wolverines They are three wins away from inducing /r/CFB 9/11...
3 Washington Huskies Granted, FSU looked mildly BETTER this WEEK...but when you consider a WHOLE SEASON...
4 Florida State Seminoles They gotta thank (future fellow SEC member?) Kentucky for buttering up their opponent for the next game...
5 Oregon Ducks Can these Ducks get revenge on Friday night? They could...but will they?
6 Texas Longhorns Praying for some Louisville Redbirds to pave a way for these cows...
7 Ohio State Buckeyes To admit, I think it wouldn't be outlandish to say that Ohio State can beat BOTH Texas and Alabama...but for once, I'd rather NOT have any non-conference champions qualify for the Top 4...so yeah, tough loss, but that's life...
8 Alabama Crimson Tide An amazing, insane win? Of course! But needing to convert a miracle 4th & 31 to beat Auburn IS a bit of a red flag...would be fun chaos if they win though.
9 Missouri Tigers Are they better than Penn State? Perhaps, perhaps not. Would they win in a neutral site game? Well, I can't say that it IS a guaranteed victory... But hey, it was a good win, and I think I can invoke the homerism card JUST this once...
10 Penn State Nittany Lions There still remains much to respect about these Happy Valley Felines!
11 Ole Miss Rebels VERY often said to be the Penn State of the SEC - but you know...PSU's losses to Michigan and Ohio State aren't as bad as their losses to Alabama and Georgia...
12 Oklahoma Sooners Shockingly enough, the Big 12 WON'T be decided by the two teams that will be leaving them! Well, not the BOTH of them, at least...
13 Arizona Wildcats Would've been playing in Vegas had divisions still been a thing...but oh well. What a great second half regardless!
14 LSU Tigers Perhaps hoping for an alltime performance from the Washington defense to improve Jaylon's Heisman odds?
15 Louisville Cardinals THE most favored you were to beat Kentucky in YEARS...and that happens. I feel ya...shit sucks doesn't it?
16 Tulane Green Wave A Thin Green Wave separates Tulane from the ensuring G5 NY6 anarchy that would occur in the event of them losing to SMU...
17 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Gave the Pac-12 Network what it perhaps deserved in its final ever football game...
18 Iowa Hawkeyes Can they get Caitlin in as QB for Saturday? Because the Deacon may be forced into an premature holy day of rest, like a ferret in a bathtub...
19 Oklahoma State Cowboys Are TWO shockingly AWFUL losses against South Alabama and UCF away from being potential Playoff contenders...such are the adventures of Gundy and his wacky Pokes squad...
20 Oregon State Beavers A football coach decided to jerk off during a phone call. This ruins the entire state of Corvallis athletics as a result...
21 NC State Wolfpack TOOK 'EM A WHILE, BUT THE PACK IS AGAIN THE BEST TEAM IN THE STATE AROOOOO
22 Liberty Flames The king of the C-USA Chaos...but can they stave off one last attempt of a kill by Kill?
23 Toledo Rockets Candle lights the flame for these Rockets to launch! But can Chuck and his flock of RedHawks create disaster in Detroit?
24 James Madison Dukes I may have knocked them out of my Top 25...but hey, gotta give credit to Clemson for allowing BOTH James Madison AND Jacksonville State a chance to bowl!
25 SMU Mustangs One more game of AACtion before they swap out the second adenine or another cytosine (I am melting my brain studying for Genetics)...

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