Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 28, 2023, 9:30 a.m.
Overall Rationale: SOS/quality of win or loss/a tinge of "inertia" (i.e. how much they're improving or regressing) = the formula. As always, each five teams represents a single "tier", of which the teams are further organized in said tiers
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | As always, impervious to bee stings... |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | They are three wins away from inducing /r/CFB 9/11... |
3 | Washington Huskies | Granted, FSU looked mildly BETTER this WEEK...but when you consider a WHOLE SEASON... |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | They gotta thank (future fellow SEC member?) Kentucky for buttering up their opponent for the next game... |
5 | Oregon Ducks | Can these Ducks get revenge on Friday night? They could...but will they? |
6 | Texas Longhorns | Praying for some Louisville Redbirds to pave a way for these cows... |
7 | Ohio State Buckeyes | To admit, I think it wouldn't be outlandish to say that Ohio State can beat BOTH Texas and Alabama...but for once, I'd rather NOT have any non-conference champions qualify for the Top 4...so yeah, tough loss, but that's life... |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | An amazing, insane win? Of course! But needing to convert a miracle 4th & 31 to beat Auburn IS a bit of a red flag...would be fun chaos if they win though. |
9 | Missouri Tigers | Are they better than Penn State? Perhaps, perhaps not. Would they win in a neutral site game? Well, I can't say that it IS a guaranteed victory... But hey, it was a good win, and I think I can invoke the homerism card JUST this once... |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | There still remains much to respect about these Happy Valley Felines! |
11 | Ole Miss Rebels | VERY often said to be the Penn State of the SEC - but you know...PSU's losses to Michigan and Ohio State aren't as bad as their losses to Alabama and Georgia... |
12 | Oklahoma Sooners | Shockingly enough, the Big 12 WON'T be decided by the two teams that will be leaving them! Well, not the BOTH of them, at least... |
13 | Arizona Wildcats | Would've been playing in Vegas had divisions still been a thing...but oh well. What a great second half regardless! |
14 | LSU Tigers | Perhaps hoping for an alltime performance from the Washington defense to improve Jaylon's Heisman odds? |
15 | Louisville Cardinals | THE most favored you were to beat Kentucky in YEARS...and that happens. I feel ya...shit sucks doesn't it? |
16 | Tulane Green Wave | A Thin Green Wave separates Tulane from the ensuring G5 NY6 anarchy that would occur in the event of them losing to SMU... |
17 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Gave the Pac-12 Network what it perhaps deserved in its final ever football game... |
18 | Iowa Hawkeyes | Can they get Caitlin in as QB for Saturday? Because the Deacon may be forced into an premature holy day of rest, like a ferret in a bathtub... |
19 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Are TWO shockingly AWFUL losses against South Alabama and UCF away from being potential Playoff contenders...such are the adventures of Gundy and his wacky Pokes squad... |
20 | Oregon State Beavers | A football coach decided to jerk off during a phone call. This ruins the entire state of Corvallis athletics as a result... |
21 | NC State Wolfpack | TOOK 'EM A WHILE, BUT THE PACK IS AGAIN THE BEST TEAM IN THE STATE AROOOOO |
22 | Liberty Flames | The king of the C-USA Chaos...but can they stave off one last attempt of a kill by Kill? |
23 | Toledo Rockets | Candle lights the flame for these Rockets to launch! But can Chuck and his flock of RedHawks create disaster in Detroit? |
24 | James Madison Dukes | I may have knocked them out of my Top 25...but hey, gotta give credit to Clemson for allowing BOTH James Madison AND Jacksonville State a chance to bowl! |
25 | SMU Mustangs | One more game of AACtion before they swap out the second adenine or another cytosine (I am melting my brain studying for Genetics)... |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
5 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
6 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
7 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
9 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
11 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
12 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
13 | Arizona Wildcats | 0.15 |
14 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
15 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
16 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |
17 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
18 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
19 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
20 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.05 |
21 | NC State Wolfpack | 0.00 |
22 | Liberty Flames | 0.00 |
23 | Toledo Rockets | 0.00 |
24 | James Madison Dukes | 0.00 |
25 | SMU Mustangs | 0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 0.20