Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 6, 2023, 9:36 p.m.
Overall Rationale: hello, Next 5 are Liberty, Duke, Fresno State, USC, and UCLA
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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Beat Missouri, finally, a good win! |
2 |
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Beat Rutgers, too close for comfort, I'm not super confident in any top team this year. |
3 |
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Beat Purdue, cheaters, just like the rest of this conference. |
4 |
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Beat Pittsburgh, the Pitt death laser remains inactive. |
5 |
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Beat USC, Penix is good at football. |
6 |
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Beat Cal, best 1 loss team in the country, easily. |
7 |
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Beat Kansas State, took to overtime, but they got the job done. |
8 |
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Beat LSU, remember when people said Alabama was going 9-3 after the USF game, I remember! |
9 |
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Beat Arizona State, I see they were saving their offense for one game, shame it had to be against ASU. |
10 |
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Beat Maryland, closer than the score would indicate. |
11 |
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Beat Colorado, with how disappointing WSU has looked, OSU has picked it up. |
12 |
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Beat Texas A&M, took until the last minute, but they did win. |
13 |
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Beat Virginia Tech, would be ranked 6th if they didn't lose to Pitt. |
14 |
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Beat UConn, UConn made a bowl game last year, might go 1-11 this year. |
15 |
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Lost to Georgia, can't dock them that hard, need to beat Tennessee though. |
16 |
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Beat Georgia State, only bowl ineligible if enough teams qualify, start cheering for 5 loss teams to lose more. |
17 |
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Beat Oklahoma, nice. |
18 |
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Beat East Carolina, no one watches Tulane games, and that's saving them from being unranked. |
19 |
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Beat Iowa State, Kansas football, I was going to write something else but I lost my train of thought, so, Kansas Football. |
20 |
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Lost to Oklahoma State, Boomed. |
21 |
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Beat UCLA, Seven seconds left. Tannehill will throw it... and this will end it after the shovel. Or will it? Miami running around. Circling. Oh look out! Gronkowski! Didn't have the angle! Touchdown! Oh ho Kenyan Drake! A miracle! Miraculous in Miami! Stills... to Parker, to Drake! A lateral... heard 'round the world! |
22 |
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Lost to Clemson, Tyler from Spartanburg is happy now. |
23 |
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Lost to Alabama, still ok, but considering that offense they should be much better than 6-3. |
24 |
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Beat Buffalo, they're good, damnit. |
25 |
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Beat Campbell, it was either UNC or Liberty, and I think UNC wins by at least 10 if they were to play. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 |
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0.00 |
2 |
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0.00 |
3 |
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0.00 |
4 |
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0.00 |
5 |
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0.00 |
6 |
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0.00 |
7 |
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0.00 |
8 |
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0.00 |
9 |
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1.10 |
10 |
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0.00 |
11 |
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0.33 |
12 |
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-0.26 |
13 |
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-0.12 |
14 |
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0.10 |
15 |
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0.00 |
16 |
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0.00 |
17 |
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0.00 |
18 |
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0.00 |
19 |
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0.00 |
20 |
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-0.17 |
21 |
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0.16 |
22 |
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0.00 |
23 |
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0.00 |
24 |
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0.00 |
25 |
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0.00 |