Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 6, 2023, 9:36 p.m.
Overall Rationale: hello, Next 5 are Liberty, Duke, Fresno State, USC, and UCLA
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Beat Missouri, finally, a good win! |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Beat Rutgers, too close for comfort, I'm not super confident in any top team this year. |
3 | Michigan Wolverines | Beat Purdue, cheaters, just like the rest of this conference. |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | Beat Pittsburgh, the Pitt death laser remains inactive. |
5 | Washington Huskies | Beat USC, Penix is good at football. |
6 | Oregon Ducks | Beat Cal, best 1 loss team in the country, easily. |
7 | Texas Longhorns | Beat Kansas State, took to overtime, but they got the job done. |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Beat LSU, remember when people said Alabama was going 9-3 after the USF game, I remember! |
9 | Utah Utes | Beat Arizona State, I see they were saving their offense for one game, shame it had to be against ASU. |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Beat Maryland, closer than the score would indicate. |
11 | Oregon State Beavers | Beat Colorado, with how disappointing WSU has looked, OSU has picked it up. |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | Beat Texas A&M, took until the last minute, but they did win. |
13 | Louisville Cardinals | Beat Virginia Tech, would be ranked 6th if they didn't lose to Pitt. |
14 | Tennessee Volunteers | Beat UConn, UConn made a bowl game last year, might go 1-11 this year. |
15 | Missouri Tigers | Lost to Georgia, can't dock them that hard, need to beat Tennessee though. |
16 | James Madison Dukes | Beat Georgia State, only bowl ineligible if enough teams qualify, start cheering for 5 loss teams to lose more. |
17 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Beat Oklahoma, nice. |
18 | Tulane Green Wave | Beat East Carolina, no one watches Tulane games, and that's saving them from being unranked. |
19 | Kansas Jayhawks | Beat Iowa State, Kansas football, I was going to write something else but I lost my train of thought, so, Kansas Football. |
20 | Oklahoma Sooners | Lost to Oklahoma State, Boomed. |
21 | Arizona Wildcats | Beat UCLA, Seven seconds left. Tannehill will throw it... and this will end it after the shovel. Or will it? Miami running around. Circling. Oh look out! Gronkowski! Didn't have the angle! Touchdown! Oh ho Kenyan Drake! A miracle! Miraculous in Miami! Stills... to Parker, to Drake! A lateral... heard 'round the world! |
22 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Lost to Clemson, Tyler from Spartanburg is happy now. |
23 | LSU Tigers | Lost to Alabama, still ok, but considering that offense they should be much better than 6-3. |
24 | Toledo Rockets | Beat Buffalo, they're good, damnit. |
25 | North Carolina Tar Heels | Beat Campbell, it was either UNC or Liberty, and I think UNC wins by at least 10 if they were to play. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
3 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
5 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
6 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
7 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
9 | Utah Utes | 1.10 |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
11 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.33 |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | -0.26 |
13 | Louisville Cardinals | -0.12 |
14 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.10 |
15 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
16 | James Madison Dukes | 0.00 |
17 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
18 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |
19 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.00 |
20 | Oklahoma Sooners | -0.17 |
21 | Arizona Wildcats | 0.16 |
22 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
23 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
24 | Toledo Rockets | 0.00 |
25 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |