Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 6, 2023, 3:53 p.m.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | The undefeated reigning national champs deserve to be #1. Not gonna change it until they lose |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | The manifesto calls for Michigan to be #2 so Harbaugh doesn't get too comfortable in his Khakis. They keep dominating opponents, but this week will be a very good litmus test |
3 | Washington Huskies | An explosive offense that can disappear at times and questionable defense has me a little skeptical on the Huskies, but I think this team is the best in the country when everyone is humming along. |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | This team is like the Steelers. They look like shit every game and yet manage to win all of them. Idk wether they're #1 or #5 |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | Any of the top five deserve a playoff spot. But the Seminoles to me are the most shaky of all the teams. They have a tendency to play down to competition. Also the ACC doesn't look as strong as we were hoping |
6 | Oregon Ducks | This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He’s focused. He’s having fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse for the Heisman |
7 | Texas Longhorns | That Oklahoma loss is looking very rough right now, but I fear the longhorns are legit. Need some help from those above them but with Pac cannibalization and only one of Mich/OH st getting in. The longhorns are in a good spot |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Death, taxes and Alabama. They will not go quietly into the night. I fully expect all of the teams above them to have a stupid loss and this Alabama team to somehow become the #1 seed. Why? Because Nick Saban is the devil's mistress |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | The best team in the country if Michigan/Ohio ST didn't exist. Always perpetually the best of the rest |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | Ole Miss cannot get over the Alabama hump no matter what they do. the penn st of the sec |
11 | Louisville Cardinals | Louisville is here to cause chaos, and I welcome it. |
12 | Utah Utes | If only the offense was healthy. |
13 | Oregon State Beavers | The last of the Pac2 standing. Only objective left is to ruin oregon's season |
14 | Oklahoma Sooners | That's gonna sting for a long time. Venables seems like a good coach, but he has some boneheaded things. I think year 3 will be a big year to see if he's going to be a guy to get Oklahoma over the hump |
15 | Missouri Tigers | So close and yet so far. Mizzou looks like a good team |
16 | James Madison Dukes | I hope they finish the season undefeated for the memes of them not making a bowl |
17 | Tulane Green Wave | Maybe not quite as explosive as last year's team, but this team is still in control of their own destiny to be the G5 champ (rip dukes) |
18 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | I want to put them over the sooners, but I left them off my ballot so I couldn't justify any more. Definitely though is going to be a quick riser if they keep winning |
19 | Tennessee Volunteers | Solidy in the B class of the sec. Which given recent history except last year ain't the worst |
20 | Kansas Jayhawks | Kansas has positioned itself well to potentially run the new B12, and I for one am all for it |
21 | Liberty Flames | Cupcake schedule but gotta respect the record |
22 | LSU Tigers | This team just doesn't have the magic of last years. Also that defense could honestly allow 50 to Iowa |
23 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Two years in and I have no idea how good of a coach freeman is, which is kinda concerning. Wayyy too inconsistent overall. |
24 | North Carolina Tar Heels | Two very bad losses, but also good wins. Hesitantly back on my ballot |
25 | Air Force Falcons | Bad loss to army, but still 8-1. Respect the record |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | -0.46 |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
6 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
7 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
11 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
12 | Utah Utes | 0.26 |
13 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
14 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.18 |
15 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
16 | James Madison Dukes | 0.00 |
17 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.17 |
18 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
19 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
20 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.00 |
21 | Liberty Flames | 0.00 |
22 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
23 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
24 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
25 | Air Force Falcons | 0.00 |