Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 6, 2023, 3:53 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
The undefeated reigning national champs deserve to be #1. Not gonna change it until they lose |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
The manifesto calls for Michigan to be #2 so Harbaugh doesn't get too comfortable in his Khakis. They keep dominating opponents, but this week will be a very good litmus test |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
An explosive offense that can disappear at times and questionable defense has me a little skeptical on the Huskies, but I think this team is the best in the country when everyone is humming along. |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
This team is like the Steelers. They look like shit every game and yet manage to win all of them. Idk wether they're #1 or #5 |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Any of the top five deserve a playoff spot. But the Seminoles to me are the most shaky of all the teams. They have a tendency to play down to competition. Also the ACC doesn't look as strong as we were hoping |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He’s focused. He’s having fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse for the Heisman |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
That Oklahoma loss is looking very rough right now, but I fear the longhorns are legit. Need some help from those above them but with Pac cannibalization and only one of Mich/OH st getting in. The longhorns are in a good spot |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Death, taxes and Alabama. They will not go quietly into the night. I fully expect all of the teams above them to have a stupid loss and this Alabama team to somehow become the #1 seed. Why? Because Nick Saban is the devil's mistress |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
The best team in the country if Michigan/Ohio ST didn't exist. Always perpetually the best of the rest |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Ole Miss cannot get over the Alabama hump no matter what they do. the penn st of the sec |
| 11 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Louisville is here to cause chaos, and I welcome it. |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
If only the offense was healthy. |
| 13 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
The last of the Pac2 standing. Only objective left is to ruin oregon's season |
| 14 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
That's gonna sting for a long time. Venables seems like a good coach, but he has some boneheaded things. I think year 3 will be a big year to see if he's going to be a guy to get Oklahoma over the hump |
| 15 |
Missouri Tigers
|
So close and yet so far. Mizzou looks like a good team |
| 16 |
James Madison Dukes
|
I hope they finish the season undefeated for the memes of them not making a bowl |
| 17 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Maybe not quite as explosive as last year's team, but this team is still in control of their own destiny to be the G5 champ (rip dukes) |
| 18 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
I want to put them over the sooners, but I left them off my ballot so I couldn't justify any more. Definitely though is going to be a quick riser if they keep winning |
| 19 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Solidy in the B class of the sec. Which given recent history except last year ain't the worst |
| 20 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
Kansas has positioned itself well to potentially run the new B12, and I for one am all for it |
| 21 |
Liberty Flames
|
Cupcake schedule but gotta respect the record |
| 22 |
LSU Tigers
|
This team just doesn't have the magic of last years. Also that defense could honestly allow 50 to Iowa |
| 23 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Two years in and I have no idea how good of a coach freeman is, which is kinda concerning. Wayyy too inconsistent overall. |
| 24 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
Two very bad losses, but also good wins. Hesitantly back on my ballot |
| 25 |
Air Force Falcons
|
Bad loss to army, but still 8-1. Respect the record |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.46 |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
0.26 |
| 13 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.18 |
| 15 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.17 |
| 18 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Liberty Flames
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Air Force Falcons
|
0.00 |