Ballot Type: Hybrid
Submitted: Nov. 5, 2023, 4:40 a.m.
Overall Rationale: The absurdity spit out by some model. Run at half-capacity technically. If I let full challenges occur, it would take forever though get rid of most of the absurdity seen with some unworthy G5 teams.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Solid win over a feisty Rutgers. Best win #8 Penn State. Up next dead MSU (who beat Nebraska?). |
2 | Washington Huskies | Not impressive win over the defenseless USC. UW needs to learn what a defense is. Best win #6 Oregon. Up next Utah. |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | Average victory over Pitt. Up next dying Miami (FL). |
4 | Georgia Bulldogs | Impressive victory (even if it seems tainted) over #24 Mizzou. No rest for the wicked as they face #10 Ole Miss. |
5 | Michigan Wolverines | Sign stealers beat the crap out of Purdue. Up next #8 Penn State in a battle to help clear up the signs power. |
6 | Oregon Ducks | Solid victory over Cal. Up next floundering USC. |
7 | Texas Longhorns | Scary win over KSU. Best win #9 Alabama. |
8 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Beat the crap out of collapsing Maryland. Model narrowly likes them over Alabama, don't complain. Best win Iowa. Up next #5 Michigan. |
9 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Beat overrated LSU in great fashion. Best win #10 Ole Miss. |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | Don't lose to terrible TAMU. Best win #13 Tulane. Up next #4 Georgia. |
11 | Liberty Flames | Took care of business against La Tech. No good schedule, but better job against it then JMU. Up next the surprisingly strong ODU which I hope might send them to the shadow realm with Air Force. |
12 | James Madison Dukes | Undefeated in much more solid fashion by beating up Georgia State. Solid win over #19 Troy is probably best, though UVa victory still makes them look bad. Up next UConn. |
13 | Tulane Green Wave | Absolutely disgusting victory against ECU. Please improve. Up next a probably easy Tulsa. (At least you won. |
14 | Fresno State Bulldogs | Solid victory over Boise State. Needs to beat San Jose State next to stay up. |
15 | Toledo Rockets | Disgusting loss to Illinois is highly punished as a 1-loss but not as much as the next two. Up next Buffalo. Best victory Miami (OH). |
16 | Louisville Cardinals | Hates them so much, can't fathom a 1-loss with Pitt. Great victory of VT though! Up next dead UVa. Best win still Notre Dame. |
17 | Air Force Falcons | How did you turn over the ball that much? Up next Hawaii. Still prefers them over the 2-loss challengers Miami (OH) and Troy. |
18 | Miami (OH) RedHawks | Miami (FL) loses, so Miami (OH) is again delimited. Model loves them if it can force them up, it will. Up next Akron (EZ). Best win still Bowling Green lmao. |
19 | Troy Trojans | Kansas State loses, Troy is delimited as well. Model also loves them and raises them as much as it can. Best win Texas State, good close loss to JMU. Still the Kansas State loss is surprisingly not that bad for them. Up next ULM (EZ). To be clear I disagree with Miami (OH) being here at all. |
20 | UNLV Rebels | Model loves them and I agree on this one. Beat up New Mexico, as it should. Up next a true challenge in Wyoming which I still trust to make wave in the MW. |
21 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Bedlam victory sends the Big XII into hell. See the rest of the rankings. How did you die to South Alabama? Up next a bottom feeding UCF. This also helps to keep the whole rest of the Pac-12 out of the rankings (though that i mostly parentage with Oregon State). |
22 | Kansas Jayhawks | Beat my Cyclones to retain their rank :(. Up next dying Texas Tech. |
23 | Oklahoma Sooners | Bedlam loss collapses the Sooners. Up next a mysterious West Virginia. |
24 | Missouri Tigers | Loss to Georgia (a bit disappointing) gets them here. |
25 | Kansas State Wildcats | Manages to barely lose to Texas, probably shouldn't have gone on such a long yardage, but I get it. Anyway they get sent to three loss but challenge above Memphis to get #25. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.34 |
2 | Washington Huskies | 0.33 |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
4 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
5 | Michigan Wolverines | -0.04 |
6 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
7 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
8 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
9 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -0.10 |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
11 | Liberty Flames | 1.69 |
12 | James Madison Dukes | 0.36 |
13 | Tulane Green Wave | 1.31 |
14 | Fresno State Bulldogs | 3.29 |
15 | Toledo Rockets | 5.29 |
16 | Louisville Cardinals | -1.71 |
17 | Air Force Falcons | 3.90 |
18 | Miami (OH) RedHawks | 7.24 |
19 | Troy Trojans | 5.71 |
20 | UNLV Rebels | 5.19 |
21 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | -0.67 |
22 | Kansas Jayhawks | -0.45 |
23 | Oklahoma Sooners | -1.10 |
24 | Missouri Tigers | -1.69 |
25 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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Oregon State Beavers | 2.16 |
Utah Utes | 2.21 |
Tennessee Volunteers | 1.53 |
LSU Tigers | 0.67 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.32 |
Arizona Wildcats | 0.31 |
Total Score: 47.63