Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 6, 2023, 3:33 p.m.
Overall Rationale: vibes and thoughts, neither good
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
#1 till they lose |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
#2 till they/Georgia loses |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
clear #3 behind UGA/UM, and ahead of FSU/UW |
| 4 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
#4. Eat Shit Pitt |
| 5 |
Washington Huskies
|
good win against a still-good-but-not-deserving-of-being-ranked-USC. remain undefeated for now |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
scraped by Cal. |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
close win against Kansas State. Sole possession of P1 in the B12, but this won't be their last scare... |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
good win against an odd LSU team. slowly gonna climb into the playoffs, aren't ya? |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
good win against Maryland, but next week is your final test. |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
close win against TA&M, but still slowly climbing. need Bama to falter in order to really make something of this season |
| 11 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
you SHOULD be undefeated still. but apparently pitt is too difficult for you? yet they're only about as good as Virginia tech??? i don't know what to make of you. |
| 12 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
climbing back up because everyone else keeps falling off a cliff |
| 13 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
hell yeah |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Climbing back up, but with Mizzou/Georgia coming up, make or break time for this season |
| 15 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
head to head goes to KU |
| 16 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
head to head goes to KU (how did you lose to OSU????) |
| 17 |
James Madison Dukes
|
decimated a Georgia State team. clear best team in the SBC, but won't see anything from it. unlucky. |
| 18 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
two close wins in a row? yeah you got out of them fine, but eventually your luck WILL run out. |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
might be good still. big test against Washington next time out. |
| 20 |
Missouri Tigers
|
eh. its georgia, what are ya gonna do, really? |
| 21 |
LSU Tigers
|
L + Bozo |
| 22 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
finally, i have justification to rank you! |
| 23 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Arizona is good, this is a quality loss |
| 24 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Clemson might be shit this year but they are still chock full of talent. unlucky |
| 25 |
Toledo Rockets
|
RANKED MAC-TION BABY |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.07 |
| 13 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.24 |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.10 |
| 15 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.29 |
| 16 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
-0.22 |
| 20 |
Missouri Tigers
|
-0.38 |
| 21 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
UCLA Bruins
|
1.96 |
| 24 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Toledo Rockets
|
0.00 |