Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 6, 2023, 3:33 p.m.
Overall Rationale: vibes and thoughts, neither good
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | #1 till they lose |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | #2 till they/Georgia loses |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | clear #3 behind UGA/UM, and ahead of FSU/UW |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | #4. Eat Shit Pitt |
5 | Washington Huskies | good win against a still-good-but-not-deserving-of-being-ranked-USC. remain undefeated for now |
6 | Oregon Ducks | scraped by Cal. |
7 | Texas Longhorns | close win against Kansas State. Sole possession of P1 in the B12, but this won't be their last scare... |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | good win against an odd LSU team. slowly gonna climb into the playoffs, aren't ya? |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | good win against Maryland, but next week is your final test. |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | close win against TA&M, but still slowly climbing. need Bama to falter in order to really make something of this season |
11 | Louisville Cardinals | you SHOULD be undefeated still. but apparently pitt is too difficult for you? yet they're only about as good as Virginia tech??? i don't know what to make of you. |
12 | Oregon State Beavers | climbing back up because everyone else keeps falling off a cliff |
13 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | hell yeah |
14 | Tennessee Volunteers | Climbing back up, but with Mizzou/Georgia coming up, make or break time for this season |
15 | Kansas Jayhawks | head to head goes to KU |
16 | Oklahoma Sooners | head to head goes to KU (how did you lose to OSU????) |
17 | James Madison Dukes | decimated a Georgia State team. clear best team in the SBC, but won't see anything from it. unlucky. |
18 | Tulane Green Wave | two close wins in a row? yeah you got out of them fine, but eventually your luck WILL run out. |
19 | Utah Utes | might be good still. big test against Washington next time out. |
20 | Missouri Tigers | eh. its georgia, what are ya gonna do, really? |
21 | LSU Tigers | L + Bozo |
22 | Arizona Wildcats | finally, i have justification to rank you! |
23 | UCLA Bruins | Arizona is good, this is a quality loss |
24 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Clemson might be shit this year but they are still chock full of talent. unlucky |
25 | Toledo Rockets | RANKED MAC-TION BABY |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
5 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
6 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
7 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
11 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
12 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.07 |
13 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.24 |
14 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.10 |
15 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.29 |
16 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
17 | James Madison Dukes | 0.00 |
18 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |
19 | Utah Utes | -0.22 |
20 | Missouri Tigers | -0.38 |
21 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
22 | Arizona Wildcats | 0.00 |
23 | UCLA Bruins | 1.96 |
24 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
25 | Toledo Rockets | 0.00 |