Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 17, 2023, 1 a.m.
Overall Rationale: everything i see and do is based off pure vibes alone. Right 100% of the time 70% of the time.
| Rank | Team | Reason | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Georgia Bulldogs | #1 till they lose really | 
| 2 |  Michigan Wolverines | john Harbaugh is a funny little man :))) | 
| 3 |  Washington Huskies | i wanted the field goal to be good so that it would go into overtime. oh well, i guess they'll take this instead | 
| 4 |  Oklahoma Sooners | hornz down baybeee | 
| 5 |  Florida State Seminoles | good | 
| 6 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | i think they're better then OU/FSU, but nothing to justify it | 
| 7 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | theyre gonna choke this weekend, i can feel it. | 
| 8 |  North Carolina Tar Heels | playing 5 P5 teams and still being unbeaten deserves a spot above everyone with a loss. except maybe oregon. this will resolve itself with time | 
| 9 |  Oregon Ducks | man. | 
| 10 |  Texas Longhorns | call neal brown cause they gonna climb | 
| 11 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | |
| 12 |  Ole Miss Rebels | 5-1 with only a loss to bama, basically still undefeated | 
| 13 |  Duke Blue Devils | wait they lost to ND, who i have down lower. . . i may be stupid | 
| 14 |  Tennessee Volunteers | i forgot about them tbh, not gonna beat bama again, but it would be really nice if they did | 
| 15 |  Missouri Tigers | only 1 loss to LSU, seems good. | 
| 16 |  Oregon State Beavers | only lost to wazzu, they're still good | 
| 17 |  USC Trojans | the anti-utah | 
| 18 |  Utah Utes | the anti-USC | 
| 19 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | not bad, just weird | 
| 20 |  James Madison Dukes | best G5 team in da nation baybeeeeee | 
| 21 |  Iowa Hawkeyes | an affront to god, yet still 6-1 | 
| 22 |  UCLA Bruins | best 4-2 team in the country | 
| 23 |  LSU Tigers | waiting for them to lose to drop them lower | 
| 24 |  Air Force Falcons | beat wyoming in a battle to be ranked | 
| 25 |  Louisville Cardinals | WVU beat pitt man, its not hard | 
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 | 
| 2 |  Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 | 
| 3 |  Washington Huskies | 0.00 | 
| 4 |  Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 | 
| 5 |  Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 | 
| 6 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 | 
| 7 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | -0.84 | 
| 8 |  North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 | 
| 9 |  Oregon Ducks | 0.00 | 
| 10 |  Texas Longhorns | 0.00 | 
| 11 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 | 
| 12 |  Ole Miss Rebels | 0.02 | 
| 13 |  Duke Blue Devils | 0.44 | 
| 14 |  Tennessee Volunteers | 0.55 | 
| 15 |  Missouri Tigers | 0.80 | 
| 16 |  Oregon State Beavers | -0.62 | 
| 17 |  USC Trojans | 0.00 | 
| 18 |  Utah Utes | 0.00 | 
| 19 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -0.07 | 
| 20 |  James Madison Dukes | 0.00 | 
| 21 |  Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 | 
| 22 |  UCLA Bruins | 0.94 | 
| 23 |  LSU Tigers | -0.10 | 
| 24 |  Air Force Falcons | -0.30 | 
| 25 |  Louisville Cardinals | -0.55 |