Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 17, 2023, 1 a.m.
Overall Rationale: everything i see and do is based off pure vibes alone. Right 100% of the time 70% of the time.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
#1 till they lose really |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
john Harbaugh is a funny little man :))) |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
i wanted the field goal to be good so that it would go into overtime. oh well, i guess they'll take this instead |
| 4 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
hornz down baybeee |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
good |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
i think they're better then OU/FSU, but nothing to justify it |
| 7 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
theyre gonna choke this weekend, i can feel it. |
| 8 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
playing 5 P5 teams and still being unbeaten deserves a spot above everyone with a loss. except maybe oregon. this will resolve itself with time |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
man. |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
call neal brown cause they gonna climb |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
|
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
5-1 with only a loss to bama, basically still undefeated |
| 13 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
wait they lost to ND, who i have down lower. . . i may be stupid |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
i forgot about them tbh, not gonna beat bama again, but it would be really nice if they did |
| 15 |
Missouri Tigers
|
only 1 loss to LSU, seems good. |
| 16 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
only lost to wazzu, they're still good |
| 17 |
USC Trojans
|
the anti-utah |
| 18 |
Utah Utes
|
the anti-USC |
| 19 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
not bad, just weird |
| 20 |
James Madison Dukes
|
best G5 team in da nation baybeeeeee |
| 21 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
an affront to god, yet still 6-1 |
| 22 |
UCLA Bruins
|
best 4-2 team in the country |
| 23 |
LSU Tigers
|
waiting for them to lose to drop them lower |
| 24 |
Air Force Falcons
|
beat wyoming in a battle to be ranked |
| 25 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
WVU beat pitt man, its not hard |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.84 |
| 8 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.02 |
| 13 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.44 |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.55 |
| 15 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.80 |
| 16 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
-0.62 |
| 17 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.07 |
| 20 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.94 |
| 23 |
LSU Tigers
|
-0.10 |
| 24 |
Air Force Falcons
|
-0.30 |
| 25 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
-0.55 |