Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 17, 2023, 1 a.m.
Overall Rationale: everything i see and do is based off pure vibes alone. Right 100% of the time 70% of the time.
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | #1 till they lose really |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | john Harbaugh is a funny little man :))) |
3 | Washington Huskies | i wanted the field goal to be good so that it would go into overtime. oh well, i guess they'll take this instead |
4 | Oklahoma Sooners | hornz down baybeee |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | good |
6 | Penn State Nittany Lions | i think they're better then OU/FSU, but nothing to justify it |
7 | Ohio State Buckeyes | theyre gonna choke this weekend, i can feel it. |
8 | North Carolina Tar Heels | playing 5 P5 teams and still being unbeaten deserves a spot above everyone with a loss. except maybe oregon. this will resolve itself with time |
9 | Oregon Ducks | man. |
10 | Texas Longhorns | call neal brown cause they gonna climb |
11 | Alabama Crimson Tide | |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | 5-1 with only a loss to bama, basically still undefeated |
13 | Duke Blue Devils | wait they lost to ND, who i have down lower. . . i may be stupid |
14 | Tennessee Volunteers | i forgot about them tbh, not gonna beat bama again, but it would be really nice if they did |
15 | Missouri Tigers | only 1 loss to LSU, seems good. |
16 | Oregon State Beavers | only lost to wazzu, they're still good |
17 | USC Trojans | the anti-utah |
18 | Utah Utes | the anti-USC |
19 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | not bad, just weird |
20 | James Madison Dukes | best G5 team in da nation baybeeeeee |
21 | Iowa Hawkeyes | an affront to god, yet still 6-1 |
22 | UCLA Bruins | best 4-2 team in the country |
23 | LSU Tigers | waiting for them to lose to drop them lower |
24 | Air Force Falcons | beat wyoming in a battle to be ranked |
25 | Louisville Cardinals | WVU beat pitt man, its not hard |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
4 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
6 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
7 | Ohio State Buckeyes | -0.84 |
8 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
9 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
10 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
11 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.02 |
13 | Duke Blue Devils | 0.44 |
14 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.55 |
15 | Missouri Tigers | 0.80 |
16 | Oregon State Beavers | -0.62 |
17 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
18 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
19 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -0.07 |
20 | James Madison Dukes | 0.00 |
21 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
22 | UCLA Bruins | 0.94 |
23 | LSU Tigers | -0.10 |
24 | Air Force Falcons | -0.30 |
25 | Louisville Cardinals | -0.55 |