StumpVanDerHuge Ballot for 2023 Week 8
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 16, 2023, 9:36 p.m.
Overall Rationale: I'm right, you're wrong, USC is pissing me off.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Top dawgs until they aren't |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Yeah, this is close w/ Washington. |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
Pennix for Heisman |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Not going to get golden pants this year |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
I still feel like they'll finish between 7-9 but they're here for now |
| 6 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
You're welcome for taking LR and his brisket off your hands, don't @ me about it |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
|
| 8 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Sark is legit |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Tough game this week, still a top-10 team |
| 10 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
It's a football rivalry now |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
This is right for this year. |
| 12 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
What else do you want |
| 13 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Lane Fucking Kiffin |
| 14 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
|
| 15 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
It's a football rivalry now |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
Very real chance you guys are going to beat us AGAIN this year |
| 17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
I, too, like getting my corn from a jar |
| 18 |
Air Force Falcons
|
STOP AIR FORCE ERASURE |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
This is generous, honestly. I can't with this fucking team right now. |
| 20 |
LSU Tigers
|
goo Tigers or whatever idk I'm not from there |
| 21 |
Missouri Tigers
|
More tigers |
| 22 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
All D but I guess that's all they need |
| 23 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
BACK IN BABY |
| 24 |
UCLA Bruins
|
See you guys in a few weeks. |
| 25 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-0.07 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.35 |
| 13 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Air Force Falcons
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.13 |
Louisville Cardinals
James Madison Dukes