Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 16, 2023, 9:36 p.m.
Overall Rationale: I'm right, you're wrong, USC is pissing me off.
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Top dawgs until they aren't |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | Yeah, this is close w/ Washington. |
3 | Washington Huskies | Pennix for Heisman |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Not going to get golden pants this year |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | I still feel like they'll finish between 7-9 but they're here for now |
6 | Oklahoma Sooners | You're welcome for taking LR and his brisket off your hands, don't @ me about it |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | |
8 | Texas Longhorns | Sark is legit |
9 | Oregon Ducks | Tough game this week, still a top-10 team |
10 | North Carolina Tar Heels | It's a football rivalry now |
11 | Alabama Crimson Tide | This is right for this year. |
12 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | What else do you want |
13 | Ole Miss Rebels | Lane Fucking Kiffin |
14 | Oregon State Beavers | |
15 | Duke Blue Devils | It's a football rivalry now |
16 | Utah Utes | Very real chance you guys are going to beat us AGAIN this year |
17 | Tennessee Volunteers | I, too, like getting my corn from a jar |
18 | Air Force Falcons | STOP AIR FORCE ERASURE |
19 | USC Trojans | This is generous, honestly. I can't with this fucking team right now. |
20 | LSU Tigers | goo Tigers or whatever idk I'm not from there |
21 | Missouri Tigers | More tigers |
22 | Iowa Hawkeyes | All D but I guess that's all they need |
23 | Tulane Green Wave | BACK IN BABY |
24 | UCLA Bruins | See you guys in a few weeks. |
25 | Arizona Wildcats |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
6 | Oklahoma Sooners | -0.07 |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
8 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
9 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
10 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
11 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
12 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.35 |
13 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
14 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
15 | Duke Blue Devils | 0.00 |
16 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
17 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
18 | Air Force Falcons | 0.00 |
19 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
20 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
21 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
22 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
23 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |
24 | UCLA Bruins | 0.00 |
25 | Arizona Wildcats | 0.13 |