Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 16, 2023, 9:54 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Another win, but the Bowers injury situation has to be concerning. |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Indiana is the latest drowned ferret. Maybe on pure resume Michigan shouldn't be as high but they keep taking care of business at a pace I can't punish them for. |
| 3 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Bye week probably made the AP forget about the Sooners, but they're still here. |
| 4 |
Washington Huskies
|
Instant classic with their PNW rival. Penix is firmly in the Heisman race now too. |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
No Spoilermaker voodoo this time. And now a test against Penn State awaits. |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Took care of business against Cuse, and now a spicy game with Duke awaits. |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
They've taken care of business so far, but fairly or unfairly this team will be judged on what they do against Ohio State and Michigan. That first step comes this weekend. |
| 8 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
Moved them up because they are one of the 8 P5 undefeateds and they deserve that respect. This does feel like Mack Brown's best chance to grab an ACC title for Chapel Hill. |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Bye week let them get passed. Still, despite the heartbreak last week the Horns' goals are all still ahead of them. |
| 10 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Still a top 10 team, and if things go different maybe they pulled it out. Still, everything is in front of them. |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Moved them down due to them being passed. I do not feel inspired by this year's Tide after that Arkansas game but they keep racking up more wins than not. |
| 12 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
Great win over UCLA, and everything is still in front of them. |
| 13 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Idle this week, but helped by teams faltering. |
| 14 |
Utah Utes
|
Solid win over California. |
| 15 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Great win over USC. Definitely the victims of a tough schedule but they are the best 2 loss team in the country. |
| 16 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Can't knock a team beating a P5 foe with their backup QB throwing 4 completions. Credit to Elko for mastering the Dark Arts of Football too. |
| 17 |
USC Trojans
|
And the slide begins. Have to think Lincoln is sending resumes to NFL teams at this point. |
| 18 |
LSU Tigers
|
With enough chaos I'm comfortable ranking LSU again. Really impressive win over Auburn. |
| 19 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Solid win over Kentucky. And now a reeling South Carolina team awaits. |
| 20 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Louisville... How do you follow up a possible program defining win over Notre Dame with doing THAT against Pitt? |
| 21 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
They've lowkey rebounded nicely from that defeat in the Swamp |
| 22 |
Air Force Falcons
|
Huge win over Wyoming, and now the Falcons are in the pilot's seat for the G5 NY6 berth. Will they live in fame, or go down in flame? |
| 23 |
James Madison Dukes
|
Shoutout to the other G5 undefeated. Hopefully the NCAA can waive some rules. But of course, if men were angels no government would be necessary. |
| 24 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Probably one of the better 2 loss teams. Still, tough loss against Oregon State. |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
I feel nasty and absolutely disgusted giving Iowa a rank. They are in the driver's seat to win the Big Ten West. Gross. Ew. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Air Force Falcons
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
-0.09 |