Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 16, 2023, 9:54 a.m.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Another win, but the Bowers injury situation has to be concerning. |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | Indiana is the latest drowned ferret. Maybe on pure resume Michigan shouldn't be as high but they keep taking care of business at a pace I can't punish them for. |
3 | Oklahoma Sooners | Bye week probably made the AP forget about the Sooners, but they're still here. |
4 | Washington Huskies | Instant classic with their PNW rival. Penix is firmly in the Heisman race now too. |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | No Spoilermaker voodoo this time. And now a test against Penn State awaits. |
6 | Florida State Seminoles | Took care of business against Cuse, and now a spicy game with Duke awaits. |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | They've taken care of business so far, but fairly or unfairly this team will be judged on what they do against Ohio State and Michigan. That first step comes this weekend. |
8 | North Carolina Tar Heels | Moved them up because they are one of the 8 P5 undefeateds and they deserve that respect. This does feel like Mack Brown's best chance to grab an ACC title for Chapel Hill. |
9 | Texas Longhorns | Bye week let them get passed. Still, despite the heartbreak last week the Horns' goals are all still ahead of them. |
10 | Oregon Ducks | Still a top 10 team, and if things go different maybe they pulled it out. Still, everything is in front of them. |
11 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Moved them down due to them being passed. I do not feel inspired by this year's Tide after that Arkansas game but they keep racking up more wins than not. |
12 | Oregon State Beavers | Great win over UCLA, and everything is still in front of them. |
13 | Ole Miss Rebels | Idle this week, but helped by teams faltering. |
14 | Utah Utes | Solid win over California. |
15 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Great win over USC. Definitely the victims of a tough schedule but they are the best 2 loss team in the country. |
16 | Duke Blue Devils | Can't knock a team beating a P5 foe with their backup QB throwing 4 completions. Credit to Elko for mastering the Dark Arts of Football too. |
17 | USC Trojans | And the slide begins. Have to think Lincoln is sending resumes to NFL teams at this point. |
18 | LSU Tigers | With enough chaos I'm comfortable ranking LSU again. Really impressive win over Auburn. |
19 | Missouri Tigers | Solid win over Kentucky. And now a reeling South Carolina team awaits. |
20 | Louisville Cardinals | Louisville... How do you follow up a possible program defining win over Notre Dame with doing THAT against Pitt? |
21 | Tennessee Volunteers | They've lowkey rebounded nicely from that defeat in the Swamp |
22 | Air Force Falcons | Huge win over Wyoming, and now the Falcons are in the pilot's seat for the G5 NY6 berth. Will they live in fame, or go down in flame? |
23 | James Madison Dukes | Shoutout to the other G5 undefeated. Hopefully the NCAA can waive some rules. But of course, if men were angels no government would be necessary. |
24 | UCLA Bruins | Probably one of the better 2 loss teams. Still, tough loss against Oregon State. |
25 | Iowa Hawkeyes | I feel nasty and absolutely disgusted giving Iowa a rank. They are in the driver's seat to win the Big Ten West. Gross. Ew. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
4 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
6 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
8 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
9 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
10 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
11 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
12 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
13 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
14 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
15 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
16 | Duke Blue Devils | 0.00 |
17 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
18 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
19 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
20 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
21 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
22 | Air Force Falcons | 0.00 |
23 | James Madison Dukes | 0.00 |
24 | UCLA Bruins | 0.00 |
25 | Iowa Hawkeyes | -0.09 |