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coletheredditer Ballot for 2023 Week 5

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 24, 2023, 10:12 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Football good. Football doesn’t last forever. Cherish it while it lasts. Bucks in 6. Next 5 are Florida, Air Force, Tennessee, Kansas State, and Wisconsin, all reasons this week were done by my younger brother.

Rank Team Reason
1 Georgia Bulldogs “Because Georgias on a 30 game winning streak. How long is it? I’m going to need you to fact check this.”
2 Michigan Wolverines “They’re on a really long winning streak, and they beat up their opponents without Jim Harbaugh.”
3 Texas Longhorns “They beat Alabama, they’ve looked pretty good against the rest of their opponents, and now to beat Kansas.”
4 Washington Huskies “So Washington has beaten up all of their opponents, Cal was a fluke they shouldn’t of beaten them by 24 they should’ve beaten them by 40.”
5 Penn State Nittany Lions “The Nittany Lions shut out a ranked Iowa, I need to think of other things.”
6 Florida State Seminoles “I personally do not agree with FSU being ranked this high, they barely beat BC and took Clemson to over time.” Who said you could have an opinion here?
7 Ohio State Buckeyes “They beat Notre Dame, but Notre Dame had 10 people on the field for the final 2 plays, other than that they’ve been pretty good.”
8 USC Trojans “I have nothing on USC, I know nothing about how USC is doing this season, I have no idea.”
9 Oregon Ducks “They blew out Coach Prime in Eugene, to be fair they were favorited to win by 21 points, and they won by more than that.”
10 Utah Utes “Utah beat UCLA 14-7 and uh the first of those TDS was on the first play of the game for Cal because it was an interception return.” Cal?
11 Washington State Cougars “Washington State, Washington States just looked really good this year, that’s all I have to say about them, it’s almost like they’re trying to prove something.”
12 Alabama Crimson Tide “They had a pretty good win over Ole Miss and um, nothing else, besides losing to Texas it’s the only memorable thing Bama has done.”
13 Duke Blue Devils “For the second season in a row they’ve started the season 4-0, wait was it last year? No I’m thing of when they played Kansas, Kansas started 4-0 beat TCU and went to the bowl game against Arkansas. Duke beat Clemson.” Everything you said was wrong.
14 North Carolina Tar Heels “They beat South Carolina to start the season, I don’t know much else about UNC, I think Duke has a much more significant win compared to them.”
15 Oklahoma Sooners “What has Oklahoma done this season? They beat Cincinnati in their first ever Big 12 game, I don’t know much else about them this year though.”
16 Notre Dame Fighting Irish “Lost to Ohio State at home, had 10 men on the field the final plays, besides the first game that’s all I can really remember this year.”
17 LSU Tigers “I knew they beat up Mississippi State this week, I think that was this week, and I think that was Mississippi State, I don’t know why they’re ranked.”
18 Miami Hurricanes *he looked around confused and said nothing* “they’ve probably done something big and I’ve forgotten about it.”
19 Oregon State Beavers “They’re only loss was a 3 point loss to Washington State, I don’t know if it was 3 points exactly, PAC 2 runners up.”
20 Missouri Tigers “They beat Kansas State, yet again they’ve done something this season besides that K State win.”
21 Kansas Jayhawks “Another 4-0 start to their season, hopefully, uh, they don’t, uh, they don’t go 5-0 to start their season, lose their next 3, win one and lose 3 more, why is Kansas so good at football all of a sudden?” Lance Leipold
22 Ole Miss Rebels “Lost by 14 to Alabama that’s uh, quality loss, I’m pretty sure they’ve been pretty good this season, I haven’t followed any conference besides the B1G.”
23 Fresno State Bulldogs “The uh, the um uh best group of 5 team in the country, uhhhhh, they’ve probably done pretty good.”
24 Tulane Green Wave “They’re only loss was a 17 point loss to Ole Miss, that’s the other thing Ole Miss has done and the reason they are still ranked so high, u/coletheredditer is insistent in ranking Tulane.” I ask who he would have ranked instead, he responds “I don’t know, you’re the one who put this together, not me, probably Florida or Air Force.”
25 Louisville Cardinals “Probably Florida instead, yeah.”

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