Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 25, 2023, 10:34 a.m.
Overall Rationale: I think there's finally enough sample size to at least attempt to make serious judgements about teams but I still feel like we no so little about everyone. I reference my previous ballot when creating my new one, I am trying to be better about defaulting to my previous rankings of teams.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
(-) Although no team looks head-and-shoulders elite this season, for me UGA is still number one until proven otherwise. |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
(-) Pat McAfee predicted that Rutgers would upset the Wolverines lmao |
| 3 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
(+1) What a brave showing in the face of an absolute offensive juggernaut masterminded by the maestro, the savant, the great innovator of our time, Brian Ferentz |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
(+1) Feels dirty only moving them up one after a huge win, but I can't justify putting them ahead of the three above. |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
(-2) The Noles have squeaked by in back to back weeks, but Ws are Ws. |
| 6 |
Texas Longhorns
|
(-) Texas has the biggest win by far of any team this season, yet I remain slightly unconvinced. |
| 7 |
Washington Huskies
|
(-) I'm not gonna lie, I was drunk by the time this game was on. Being an East Coast fan of West Coast football is rough |
| 8 |
Utah Utes
|
(-) Utah's defense, at its best, has a serious argument for being the best in college football. Utah's offense, at least without Rising, has a serious argument for being one of the worst (it is still better than Iowa's). |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
(+1) In a strange way, Bama has kind of come all the way back around to being oddly underrated. |
| 10 |
Oregon Ducks
|
(+7) Big jump partly in response to the demonstrative win over the Buffs, but also simply because I had been underranking them before. |
| 11 |
USC Trojans
|
(-2) Games after dark in Tempe are weird, but a team held together with sawdust and rubber cement should not be playing a supposed playoff contender at that margin. I remain thoroughly unconvinced by USC, eventually their defense will get punished to an extent that Williams can't Superman his way out of it. |
| 12 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
(+2) GameDay at Duke is genuinely so exciting |
| 13 |
Washington State Cougars
|
(+8) How bittersweet |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
(-2) Hard to punish ND too much for their loss, but Freeman has some serious explaining to do |
| 15 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
(+8) I had been disrespecting the Sooners for whatever reason to this point. They look solid and it's looking more and more like the RRS will be a de facto Big XII championship. |
| 16 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
(-) The Terps haven't played anyone that could accurately be described as "good" yet, but I maintain that they are likely to beat at least one team they supposedly "shouldn't" this season. |
| 17 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
(+1) Still hard to tell if the robbery win against App was an aberration, the Heels have otherwise looked very solid |
| 18 |
Fresno State Bulldogs
|
(+1) Token Mountain West team finally made it onto the national polls. The Bulldogs will likely be favored in every remaining game this year, but the big test will be @ Wyoming in two weeks. |
| 19 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
(+3) Anybody that beats BYU gets a boost from me :) big test this weekend in Austin. |
| 20 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
(+5) Competent Miami is interesting, but I think we're all just waiting to see how they manage to fuck it up this season. |
| 21 |
LSU Tigers
|
(+3) I think this week's game will tell us so much about both LSU and Ole Miss |
| 22 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
(-11) Dam. |
| 23 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
(-10) See #21 |
| 24 |
Missouri Tigers
|
(NR) The Tigers are sneaky good thus far. The Border War needs to return as soon as possible. |
| 25 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
(-10) Tough break, but I think we all saw this coming eventually. In many ways, this season is already a victory for Buffs fans, and I do still think they will finish with a respectable record. /// DROPPED OUT: UCLA |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.05 |
| 3 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.39 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.09 |
| 7 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.60 |
| 10 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.01 |
| 11 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.07 |
| 13 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
1.93 |
| 17 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Fresno State Bulldogs
|
1.07 |
| 19 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
-0.11 |
| 21 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Missouri Tigers
|
-0.01 |
| 25 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.00 |