Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 25, 2023, 10:34 a.m.
Overall Rationale: I think there's finally enough sample size to at least attempt to make serious judgements about teams but I still feel like we no so little about everyone. I reference my previous ballot when creating my new one, I am trying to be better about defaulting to my previous rankings of teams.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | (-) Although no team looks head-and-shoulders elite this season, for me UGA is still number one until proven otherwise. |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | (-) Pat McAfee predicted that Rutgers would upset the Wolverines lmao |
3 | Penn State Nittany Lions | (+1) What a brave showing in the face of an absolute offensive juggernaut masterminded by the maestro, the savant, the great innovator of our time, Brian Ferentz |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | (+1) Feels dirty only moving them up one after a huge win, but I can't justify putting them ahead of the three above. |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | (-2) The Noles have squeaked by in back to back weeks, but Ws are Ws. |
6 | Texas Longhorns | (-) Texas has the biggest win by far of any team this season, yet I remain slightly unconvinced. |
7 | Washington Huskies | (-) I'm not gonna lie, I was drunk by the time this game was on. Being an East Coast fan of West Coast football is rough |
8 | Utah Utes | (-) Utah's defense, at its best, has a serious argument for being the best in college football. Utah's offense, at least without Rising, has a serious argument for being one of the worst (it is still better than Iowa's). |
9 | Alabama Crimson Tide | (+1) In a strange way, Bama has kind of come all the way back around to being oddly underrated. |
10 | Oregon Ducks | (+7) Big jump partly in response to the demonstrative win over the Buffs, but also simply because I had been underranking them before. |
11 | USC Trojans | (-2) Games after dark in Tempe are weird, but a team held together with sawdust and rubber cement should not be playing a supposed playoff contender at that margin. I remain thoroughly unconvinced by USC, eventually their defense will get punished to an extent that Williams can't Superman his way out of it. |
12 | Duke Blue Devils | (+2) GameDay at Duke is genuinely so exciting |
13 | Washington State Cougars | (+8) How bittersweet |
14 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | (-2) Hard to punish ND too much for their loss, but Freeman has some serious explaining to do |
15 | Oklahoma Sooners | (+8) I had been disrespecting the Sooners for whatever reason to this point. They look solid and it's looking more and more like the RRS will be a de facto Big XII championship. |
16 | Maryland Terrapins | (-) The Terps haven't played anyone that could accurately be described as "good" yet, but I maintain that they are likely to beat at least one team they supposedly "shouldn't" this season. |
17 | North Carolina Tar Heels | (+1) Still hard to tell if the robbery win against App was an aberration, the Heels have otherwise looked very solid |
18 | Fresno State Bulldogs | (+1) Token Mountain West team finally made it onto the national polls. The Bulldogs will likely be favored in every remaining game this year, but the big test will be @ Wyoming in two weeks. |
19 | Kansas Jayhawks | (+3) Anybody that beats BYU gets a boost from me :) big test this weekend in Austin. |
20 | Miami Hurricanes | (+5) Competent Miami is interesting, but I think we're all just waiting to see how they manage to fuck it up this season. |
21 | LSU Tigers | (+3) I think this week's game will tell us so much about both LSU and Ole Miss |
22 | Oregon State Beavers | (-11) Dam. |
23 | Ole Miss Rebels | (-10) See #21 |
24 | Missouri Tigers | (NR) The Tigers are sneaky good thus far. The Border War needs to return as soon as possible. |
25 | Colorado Buffaloes | (-10) Tough break, but I think we all saw this coming eventually. In many ways, this season is already a victory for Buffs fans, and I do still think they will finish with a respectable record. /// DROPPED OUT: UCLA |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.05 |
3 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.39 |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
6 | Texas Longhorns | -0.09 |
7 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
8 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
9 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.60 |
10 | Oregon Ducks | -0.01 |
11 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
12 | Duke Blue Devils | 0.07 |
13 | Washington State Cougars | 0.00 |
14 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
15 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
16 | Maryland Terrapins | 1.93 |
17 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
18 | Fresno State Bulldogs | 1.07 |
19 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.00 |
20 | Miami Hurricanes | -0.11 |
21 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
22 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
23 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
24 | Missouri Tigers | -0.01 |
25 | Colorado Buffaloes | 0.00 |