Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 24, 2023, 10:21 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Texas Longhorns | Texas didn't play down to their opponent, that's all I needed to see to put them at 1 | 
| 2 |  Washington Huskies | Scariest offense in the country by far. Final score shows Cal putting up points in garbage time. | 
| 3 |  Georgia Bulldogs | I figured Georgia would stop fucking around after the South Carolina game. They easily could have lost that. Nope. They keep fucking around. Soon they're gonna find out. | 
| 4 |  Florida State Seminoles | That was just a gutsy win. Best game of the weekend imo. | 
| 5 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | Lmao Brian Ferentz, but seriously that was just dominance. | 
| 6 |  Michigan Wolverines | I don't really know what to make of Michigan. They blow everyone out yet look bad doing it. | 
| 7 |  USC Trojans | Arizona St isnt very good and made that a game. Maybe were looking ahead? Maybe now are over confident after the buffs got dunked on. | 
| 8 |  Oregon Ducks | Wowza. Butt kickin' indeed. I think Lanning is a tool, but he walked the walk on Saturday. | 
| 9 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | The offense still is anemic. The D is the best buckeye D I have ever seen. I just don't know if they can keep up with the teams ahead of them. Plus that game could have gone either way. | 
| 10 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | That's a heartbreaker. The Irish were the better team imo, but better doesn't always equate to wins. | 
| 11 |  Duke Blue Devils | Are we ready for a top-10 Duke? Because we are getting really close to that. | 
| 12 |  Oklahoma Sooners | It wasn't pretty, the offense is still sporadic, but wow that defense has improved by leaps in bounds in year 2. | 
| 13 |  Utah Utes | Utah has the best D in the country. This isn't even their final form. Cam Rising coming back gives this team serious CFP chances. | 
| 14 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | This still isn't the Alabama of old. Ole Miss didn't play well. Old Bama would have rolled them. | 
| 15 |  Miami Hurricanes | Temple sucks, but damn the Canes look leaps and bounds better this year/ | 
| 16 |  Washington State Cougars | That's a damn good win. Cam Ward is the truth. | 
| 17 |  LSU Tigers | Arkansas is pretty mediocre and the Tigers were lucky to come out with a win. Little too much hype in Baton Rogue | 
| 18 |  North Carolina Tar Heels | I'm actually a little disappointed in the Tar Heels this week. Pitt stayed in that game. Pitt is terrible. That being said it wasn't close, just not a blowout like it should have been | 
| 19 |  Oregon State Beavers | Pullman is a hellish play to play. The Beavs were in the game all the way. Great fight. | 
| 20 |  Kansas State Wildcats | I have K-State above Mizzou. Angry people will be angry. Cats would win on a neutral field imo. Btw. UCF is a pretty good team. That's a really good win this week. | 
| 21 |  Missouri Tigers | Hard fought win against a good Memphis team that's been getting top-25 buzz. Vandy next week. Should be 5-0 in time for LSU. | 
| 22 |  Kentucky Wildcats | I feel Kentucky is being slept on a bit. They're really well rounded. Devin Leary hasn't played his best game yet either. | 
| 23 |  Maryland Terrapins | Jesus. That's an ass beating. I had Maryland on the fringe last week. Taulia looked great this week | 
| 24 |  Fresno State Bulldogs | The squeaker against Eastern is why I have kept Fresno out. Back to back dominations though put that game in the rear view mirror. | 
| 25 |  Syracuse Orange | Scheduling Army is a fools errand. The Orange with a gritty comeback | 
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Texas Longhorns | 0.40 | 
| 2 |  Washington Huskies | 0.40 | 
| 3 |  Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 | 
| 4 |  Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 | 
| 5 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 | 
| 6 |  Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 | 
| 7 |  USC Trojans | 0.00 | 
| 8 |  Oregon Ducks | 0.00 | 
| 9 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | -1.17 | 
| 10 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.23 | 
| 11 |  Duke Blue Devils | 0.35 | 
| 12 |  Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 | 
| 13 |  Utah Utes | 0.00 | 
| 14 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 | 
| 15 |  Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 | 
| 16 |  Washington State Cougars | 0.00 | 
| 17 |  LSU Tigers | 0.00 | 
| 18 |  North Carolina Tar Heels | -0.19 | 
| 19 |  Oregon State Beavers | 0.15 | 
| 20 |  Kansas State Wildcats | 1.27 | 
| 21 |  Missouri Tigers | 0.00 | 
| 22 |  Kentucky Wildcats | 0.69 | 
| 23 |  Maryland Terrapins | 0.00 | 
| 24 |  Fresno State Bulldogs | 0.00 | 
| 25 |  Syracuse Orange | 0.00 | 
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|
|  Kansas Jayhawks | 0.47 | 
|  Ole Miss Rebels | 0.33 | 
|  Louisville Cardinals | 0.01 | 
Total Score: 5.67