vanburen1845 Ballot for 2018 Week 5
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 23, 2018, 9:18 p.m.
Overall Rationale: It's not hard to find 25 teams I want to rank but man is it hard to put anything outside the top 10 in order. Why the fuck is Texas being ranked again?
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
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| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
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| 3 |
Clemson Tigers
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| 4 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
The pylon is out of bounds. They weren't calling that PI all night. Don't @ me, just stop fumbling |
| 5 |
LSU Tigers
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| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
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| 7 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
looking better with a real passing game. who cares where I rank them this week. Beat the trees or bust |
| 8 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
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| 9 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
shitty overtime wins are still wins |
| 10 |
Auburn Tigers
|
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| 11 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
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| 12 |
Washington Huskies
|
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| 13 |
Wisconsin Badgers
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| 14 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
I guess I need to rank them now but I don't have to like it |
| 15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
that quality loss |
| 16 |
California Golden Bears
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| 17 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
I for one accept our new bourbon overlords |
| 18 |
BYU Cougars
|
BYU does not endorse my reasoning for ranking kentucky  |
| 19 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
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| 20 |
UCF Knights
|
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| 21 |
Syracuse Orange
|
I have a bad habit or ranking teams before they play better teams |
| 22 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
An old man at an ND game watch told me a story about doing shots of Southern Comfort whenever we scored in a duke game (I think it was the 64-0 1966 game). The story didn't have a point; he just wanted to share. The bar was at a 6 and he was at 11. |
| 23 |
Miami Hurricanes
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| 24 |
USF Bulls
|
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| 25 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
I had oklahoma state ranked so I pretty much have to rank them now so I feel better about myself  |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.04 |
| 3 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
0.36 |
| 5 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.05 |
| 7 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.35 |
| 14 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.96 |
| 16 |
California Golden Bears
|
0.47 |
| 17 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.44 |
| 19 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.99 |
| 20 |
UCF Knights
|
-0.42 |
| 21 |
Syracuse Orange
|
0.07 |
| 22 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
-0.28 |
| 24 |
USF Bulls
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Texas Longhorns
|
0.51 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
0.16 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.15 |
Total Score: 5.25