TheOrangeKush81 Ballot for 2017 Week 4
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 19, 2017, 2:03 a.m.
Overall Rationale: I can't rank any of the florida teams highly right now. Especially FSU. The only thing I know about them is: They haven't won a single game, and we're waiting to see what the backup can do. That said, they're definitely top 25
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Clemson Tigers
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They have the best defense, believe me its the best. And I know defense, trust me, no one knows defense like I do. It's run by a great guy-Brent Venables- I mean can you imagine a better guy to run your defense?And Kelly Bryant's deep ball- Well it's better than Watson's, and, trust me, no one loves Deshaun Watson more than me but that deep ball is just better. |
| 2 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
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| 3 |
Washington Huskies
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| 4 |
Oklahoma Sooners
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| 5 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
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Nothing is better than a mullet, I mean cmon. Have you ever seen a hairdo better than a mullet? And Mike Gundy's mullet is something special, trust me, I have people, the best people, really folks, who know all about mullets and they tell me that Mike Gundy's is the Best |
| 6 |
Wisconsin Badgers
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| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
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| 8 |
Michigan Wolverines
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I don't know what to think of Michigan, but hardball alone gives me confidence to put them in here |
| 9 |
USC Trojans
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You can't struggle against texas and be a top four team. Believe me, folks, no one knows top four teams like me, and USC is not one of them |
| 10 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
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I mean, who else am I gonna put here? |
| 11 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
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| 12 |
Georgia Bulldogs
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Another case of "who the fuck you think is better?" |
| 13 |
Kansas State Wildcats
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| 14 |
Auburn Tigers
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I mean, seriously, there aren't that many teams that look even halfway great right now |
| 15 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
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| 16 |
TCU Horned Frogs
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| 17 |
Louisville Cardinals
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I'm very hesitant here too |
| 18 |
San Diego State Aztecs
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| 19 |
Utah Utes
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| 20 |
Oregon Ducks
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quack |
| 21 |
Washington State Cougars
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| 22 |
USF Bulls
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| 23 |
Florida Gators
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Oh gata your team is a fucking disaster but most teams are even worse |
| 24 |
Miami Hurricanes
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| 25 |
Florida State Seminoles
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Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.22 |
| 2 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.52 |
| 4 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.30 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.18 |
| 11 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
11.98 |
| 14 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.61 |
| 15 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.18 |
| 18 |
San Diego State Aztecs
|
0.11 |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
0.01 |
| 20 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Washington State Cougars
|
-0.08 |
| 22 |
USF Bulls
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
-0.44 |
| 25 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
-1.00 |
Colorado Buffaloes